***** Official Houston Astros 2026 Season Thread *****

1,841,941 Views | 26965 Replies | Last: 4 min ago by TRM
Mr.Bond
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
night
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.
rausr
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Will try a change in strategy to try to change our luck,
and see what is happening on MeatEater.
AggiEE
How long do you want to ignore this user?
Making Whisenhunt look like a Cy Young as usual

This team is so friggin predictable, and I hate this Valezquez acquisition immediately around the middle of the order

Stop it with the infatuation of Lefty/Righty splits and play the hot hands and let them get some momentum
linkdude
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Varsho just nailed Dave Clark at first base coach...
W
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Varsho walks
CFTXAG10
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
linkdude said:

Varsho just nailed Dave Clark at first base coach...


Should've aimed for Joe
agproducer
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Another night where the Astros have forgotten how to hit against a rookie.
txags92
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Beau Holder said:

Not even sure who would go there instead, this whole lineup is trash outside of Yordan and even he's forgotten how to homer.

Before he got hit on the foot tonight, I would have said Altuve.
CharleyKerfeld
How long do you want to ignore this user?
They should let this guy pitch until his arm falls off. He could throw a 15-inning complete game against our bats.
txags92
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
CharleyKerfeld said:

They should let this guy pitch until his arm falls off. He could throw a 15-inning complete game against our bats.

With about 90 pitches.
AggiEE
How long do you want to ignore this user?
Swinging at ****ing ****
ttha_aggie_09
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
What is you swinging at Cam
Beau Holder
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
I would wish watching this awful team on the person I hate the most.
W
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
this one is slipping away
CFTXAG10
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
DFA Velazquez tonight please
Maroon&Fight
How long do you want to ignore this user?
That was the most pitiful relay I've ever seen
CharleyKerfeld
How long do you want to ignore this user?
Let's run Pena's relay throw in a loop when Boras comes into negotiate. Jesus Christ
AggiEE
How long do you want to ignore this user?
What the **** was that play in LEFT

DFA this guy immediately and just start Trammell

Stop ****ing around with these garbage bin acquisitions
agproducer
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Dog **** play by Pena. Awful throw. Pathetic performance from him all around tonight.
txags92
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Really makes sense now that our hitting coach bailed out for the same role at Wake Forest in the middle of the season. I just don't think our hitters are coachable at this point and I kind of regret the things I said about our previous coaches. They just do the same dumb things over and over and it is so utterly predictable when they make a rookie jag look like Cy Young. I have no idea why anybody pitches their established pitchers against us. Just call up some AAA newbie and we will be completely mystified by anything he throws at us.
agdaddy04
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Even though the Giants are terrible this year, that's mostly due to their road record. They're a .500 team essentially at home. Not excusing this crap play, but that made me feel a little better looking at their splits.
W
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Go Angels
W
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Yordan HBP
txags92
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
W said:

Yordan HBP

We better f-ing start throwing at some heads if he gets hurt.
Beau Holder
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
I'm not sure this **** mountain division creating the illusion of this team competing is doing anyone any favors.
CharleyKerfeld
How long do you want to ignore this user?
I'm going to play GTA and watch this crap on my phone
Mathguy64
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Once again, letting 6 and 7 ERA scrubs make us look like the AA team we are. It's like a broken record.
AggieJ2002
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
At least the Rangers lost to the hapless Angels as well. No one wants to win this division
3B Paul 97
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
At least the angels did us a solid and took down south Oklahoma
Wabs
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
I'm having better luck at being an anti-rangers fan. I'll stick with it.
W
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
LaMonte singles
AgSportsFan89
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Pitiful game by the offense
W
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
what a battle in the AL West:

Astros 61-60
Rangers 60-60
Philip J Fry
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
This is where I stopped caring so much as a fan. When the players stop taking every at bat seriously and going in with a game plan to win. It's night and day compared to our low strike out teams of the past.
Beau Holder
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Halfway to thinking they all need to be checked for Polymarket accounts with how the majority of their ABs are conspicuously aimed at ending the game as fast as possible, or other outcomes that aren't attempting to get on base.
First Page
Page 770 of 771
 
×
subscribe Verify your student status
See Subscription Benefits
Trial only available to users who have never subscribed or participated in a previous trial.