***** Official Houston Astros 2026 Season Thread *****

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CharleyKerfeld
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 7:54p, 8/9/26
Mathguy64 said:
CharleyKerfeld said:
Straigh up all your haters butts. DALTON VARSHO



That look says "I have big chachis and we both know they are spectacular."

I'd been saving her for the next Yor-dong, but very happy to unleash her for the Var-Show
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Mathguy64
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7:57p, 8/9/26
Walk to the 8 hitter and 0-2 single to the 9. What could go wrong?
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wehnerhigh20
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8:01p, 8/9/26
wtf was that challenge
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Mathguy64
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8:01p, 8/9/26
Wade? What the hell are you doing?
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Twisted Helix
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8:02p, 8/9/26
Yeah these early inning, early count challenges need to go away.
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CharleyKerfeld
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8:03p, 8/9/26
I was out of town Friday night, so a belated Bingo square to the following posters for picking Cam Smith 15+ HR

Prosperdick
linkdude
3B Paul 97
Mr.Ackar07
HTownAg98

Will update the Bingo standings Monday morning.
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In reply to Twisted Helix • 8:04p, 8/9/26
Twisted Helix said:
Yeah these early inning, early count challenges need to go away.
It just goes to show you the level of self-assuredness all major leaguers have.
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R-Dog
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In reply to Twisted Helix • 8:04p, 8/9/26
Twisted Helix said:
Yeah these early inning, early count challenges need to go away.


A lot are on pitches that aren't even close
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rausr
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8:06p, 8/9/26
At some point it would be handy for the top of the order guys to warm back up again
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In reply to rausr • 8:10p, 8/9/26
rausr said:
At some point it would be handy for the top of the order guys to warm back up again


That's the problem. As we get closer to end of season and playoffs, Peña and Yordan won't ever see a strike. Yordan will take his walks…Pena will turn into Altuve and Diaz refusing to walk. Our offense will become inept.
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In reply to superaggie73 • 8:11p, 8/9/26
We're pretty reliant on homers, so what we need are mistakes, and taking advantage when we get them.
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CharleyKerfeld
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8:14p, 8/9/26
Javier keeps giving effective innings, can't ask for anything more.
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CharleyKerfeld
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8:19p, 8/9/26
Blummer looks bizarre in a 3 piece suit calling a game.
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Mathguy64
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8:21p, 8/9/26
When Pena and Yordan struggle, this offense is some kind of bad.
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Mathguy64
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8:24p, 8/9/26
I'll say it. Luis Rengifo isn't this good. He's playing in SD and players seem to go nuclear out of nowhere in SD. This club is dirty.
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CharleyKerfeld
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 8:27p, 8/9/26
Mathguy64 said:
When Pena and Yordan struggle, this offense is some kind of bad.

Like whe Bags and Bidge couldn't get a pitch to hit in the late 90s playoffs; they sucked and nobody else could produe.
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wehnerhigh20
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8:28p, 8/9/26
Can we stop letting the 9-hole get OB
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8:31p, 8/9/26
Tatis is such a ******.
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Ciboag96
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8:31p, 8/9/26
****
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wehnerhigh20
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8:31p, 8/9/26
Ugh.
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AggiEE
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8:31p, 8/9/26
Good job, CJ

Good Job astros on getting rid of controllable pitching depth
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ttha_aggie_09
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8:31p, 8/9/26
Well crap
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Wabs
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8:31p, 8/9/26
You knew it was coming after the close play at first
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Ciboag96
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8:32p, 8/9/26
At least he didn't walk him
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mwm
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8:32p, 8/9/26
Nice job of placing that one a tee.
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 8:32p, 8/9/26
Mathguy64 said:
They have been pitching everything low and away to us. Why aren't we returning the favor?

Because they know our guys have no idea how to hit to the opposite field and are going to try to pull every pitch, no matter how far outside it is.
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Mathguy64
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8:33p, 8/9/26
10 HR all season. And 2 monsters pimp jobs this weekend.
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Mathguy64
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In reply to Wabs • 8:33p, 8/9/26
Wabs said:
You knew it was coming after the close play at first


After the 2 strike seeing eye infield hit to the 9 hitter.
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CharleyKerfeld
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8:35p, 8/9/26
"When you see Fernando Tatis up close , without many clothes on, that's just how you draw it up."
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Wabs
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8:36p, 8/9/26
Letting this very mediocre pitcher pretty much shut us down is really something.
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AggiEE
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8:37p, 8/9/26
Very quick 5th inning

Very anemic offense
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Aggie8587
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8:37p, 8/9/26
1st pitch rollover groundout for Diaz - right on brand
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In reply to Wabs • 8:37p, 8/9/26
He's been genuinely awful and on the fringe of the rotation. This team just turned right back into a pumpkin.
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Mathguy64
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In reply to CharleyKerfeld • 8:37p, 8/9/26
CharleyKerfeld said:
"When you see Fernando Tatis up close , without many clothes on, that's just how you draw it up."

It's a body crafted by only the best ringworm creams.
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tjack16
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8:39p, 8/9/26
This team does realize they have to play winning baseball to maintain first place right?

Lose this one and you'll be 2-4 since getting to 1st
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