Astros Bingo Update 7-20-2026Spreadsheet linkReasons to Smile BitterlyKyle Tucker's home run pace is down to 11. Eleven home runs for $60 million. Hang 10, Bro.
Cal Raleigh has an escalator clause that kicks in with the Mariners that will pay him $23 million each year from 2028-2030. He will 33, 34, and 35 years old then. In case you're not keeping up, he is currently hitting .163 with 9 home runs and a .565 OPS.
Reasons to Barf61 more games of his crap.
Astros Flashback: July 20, 1962: The Colt .45s host "Stan Musial Day" at Colt Stadium vs. the St. Louis Cardinals, believing the legend is going to retire at the end of the year, which he does not. The good guys went 4-3 on a Roman Mejias RBI single in the bottom of the ninth. Dick Farrell strikes out 12 batters. The next day, he admits that he threw an illegal spitball to Musial
DURING A RADIO INTERVIEW. He thinks it's funny, because Musial got an RBI single regardless. The National League thinks it is less funny and fines him.
And now, the newest sensation, sweeping the nation.
Better Know a PosterDay 59: spotlight:
JohnnyTexAg1995
Current Bingo Score: 4
Place: Tied for
second with a few other people.
Squares Achieved: Rangers suck, Yordan > 25 HR, Ags beat sips, Judge < 50 HR
Squares Missed: Correa > 65 RBI, Hunter Brown top 3 Cy Young
Predicted Astros record: 89-73, just need to finish the season 42-19 (.672) to get there
Squares that look like future wins:Hmmmm. Well, you've done great with your 4 so far!
Squares that are technically still humanly possible:Pena batting average lead
Pena > 20 SB
Bregman > 20 homers, his pace is up to 16 and August approaches
Squares that haven't aged so well:6+ win streak
Playoffs
Diaz > 20 HR
ERA < 3.86
Abreu > 30 saves/holds
Paredes RBI lead