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Need
New
Stadium.

Thank god for 2023 because this team is offensive to watch right now.

If we could get a SP healthy...

..we'd still have a sheety offense.

AggieRob93 said:

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..we'd still have a sheety offense

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The only way out of this slump is to put up shutouts every game.

Nah'Im saying trade SP for hitters.

Best way out is to find a team worse off than we are. Welcome ... the Twins.

All right... for some fun...

Topps Home Run Challenge.
Pick a game for a player-card I get and that I think the player will hit a HR. If he does, I win a Parallel Card (whatever that means). If I select that the HR will go farther than 425' I get a "Special" (whatever that means) Parallel Card... whatever that is.

Here are the 4 cards I have:
MIA Jazz Chisholm Jr (7 HRs)
KC Witt Jr (7 HRs)
LAD Betts (8 HRs)
CIN Elly De La Cruz (9 HR)


So, I pick a game on their website... win... and then brag how badass I am on here.
or
I'll take input from here on games with favorable matchups.

Checking the Rangers schedule.

Test

At least Wyatt Langford isn't the only one:

Umpire Charlie Ramos rang up Lars Nootbaar on 3 pitches outside the zone.

After another bad call in the next at bat, Ramos ejected manager Oli Marmol for arguing.#Cardinals #Orioles pic.twitter.com/rWJo10RMmT

— Umpire Auditor (@UmpireAuditor) May 23, 2024

Riding the hot (relatively) hands in Josh Smith and Leody Taveras, while trying to get Evan Carter going lower in the order. https://t.co/DWtPuDEjJh

— Jeff Wilson (@JeffWilsonTXR) May 24, 2024

Yep, inexcusable incompetence combined with arrogance. It's the worst combination possible. Robot balls and strikes can't get here fast enough

Fenrir said:

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Jesus, the smug look on that umps face is so punchable.

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And then he wouldn't even meet the manager face-to-face. What a wuss.

Corey so hot right now!

Wasn't a solo shot. Let's go!

This thread still work?

Seager homer and Semien scores? Thank you baseball heaven.

Let's get drunk!

I'm taking one for the team and taking the night off. Seeing if we can turn this thing around

Watching softball team before switching over

Water Boy said:

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This thread still work?

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holiday weekend + losing streak runs some of the regulars off.

Mr Gigem said:

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Let's get drunk!

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working on it

Mr Gigem said:

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I'm taking one for the team and taking the night off. Seeing if we can turn this thing around

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if this doesn't work, you are cooking a briquette tomorrow !

Welp,

Ladies won. Time for the Rangers to turn it around

Boy Evan Carter been having a tough time at the plate lately

He's been SO bad I don't know how they haven't at least thought about sending him down for a bit. He's still only 21. Don't ruin him.

At least the Mariners are sucking as well.