Not me...the moderators would probably delete this thread by accident if that were to happen.

It would certainly keep them off our thread. "Accidentally"

Game tonight at 5:50 on FS1?!

Hopefully we see Evan Carter get going this season, tonight.

He'll get going. He has maintained his patience and has an .385 OBP without getting a H. He only has 1 SO, so he isn't getting too aggressive. I think Tampa will be a good place for him to slap the ball around.

A little "WAY Too early RoY Watch:"

Langford (Tex-DH): 3G, .333, 4 H, 1 3B, 0 HR, 2 BB, .400 OBP, .900 OPS
EvCarter (Tex-LF): 3G, .000, 0 H, 0 3B, 0 HR, 5 BB, .385 OBP, .385 OPS
CRafaela (Bos-CF): 3G, .333, 4 H, 1 3B, 0 HR, 0 BB, .333 OBP, .916 OPS
Shewmake (CWS-2B): 2G, .375, 3 H, 0 3B, 1 HR, 0 BB, .375 OBP, 1.125 OPS (only HR)


Currently:
18 players Active with at least 1 G.
7 waiting for their 1st H.

Of note:
AAA
Holliday (Bal-2B): 3G, .357, 5 H, 0 3B, 1 HR, 1 BB, .375 OBP, 1.089 OPS
He has played 2G @ 2B (1 E) and 1G @ SS (1 E).
So, he is tracking 2 Es in 3G at AAA. Probably justifies him being in the minors and could cost him a year of eligibility at the MLB level.

Good news, super fans! You can get your own ring for the paltry sum of $11k!

https://jasonofbh.com/boutique/rangers/rangers-fan-program/

Or you can get the actual player ring for $75k

No problem. I'll just sell the diamond in the wife's wedding ring.

I'm sure she'll understand, I mean ... the Rangers won the World Series

I tried that... she said I'd have to cut if off her finger.

Another approach may be to tell her it needs to be cleaned and reset the prongs.

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I tried that... she said I'd have to cut if off her finger.

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Actually not as hard as you might think

https://www.amazon.com/Best-Sellers-Surgical-Ring-Cutters/zgbs/industrial/8297470011

Mr Gigem said:

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Or you can get the actual player ring for $75k

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that's a lot cheaper than I expected

nai06 said:

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Mr Gigem said:

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Or you can get the actual player ring for $75k

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that's a lot cheaper than I expected

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Let me know what serial number you want. There's only 52 being made

Have we talked about no more Cotton Eyed Joe or I Like Texas? People seem mad about it online. Can't say I disagree. Fixing things that don't need to be fixed.

MrCoachEricTaylor said:

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I actually despise the song Cotton Eyed Joe, so I think I'm in the minority of being happy it's gone.. however, I think I Like Texas needs to come back.

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Gagree

I believe they just showed Scherzer throwing off the BP mound in Tampa with Mike Maddux watching with the caption "Earlier Today."

Game on FS1, if you are looking.

Semien: BB
Seager: BB

When you said you wanted the Rangers to get a SP like Pepiot... Really?!

Who are these announcers?

Phew. I thought we were going to waste those two walks.

Jung!!!

Jung 3 run home run! Keep up the ROAD dominance!

I wish FS1 would upload the clip to Twitter they played just before the game started - about the World Series run, set to the tune of Everybody Wants to Rule the World. That was awesome.

Langford is due to go yard. He's getting so close.

He's barely missed like 3 pitches and hit them all to left center. Brutal.

PC-ST
Pepiot: 31-16 in 1st
Dunning: 8-6 in 1st

That's 2 inning worth of pitches by Pepiot and then gets to go right back out there.

Very efficient by Dunning.

What an asset Jankowski is...

What in Gods name is happening on FS1?

I have the tv on in my office with no sound... Had been on commercials, then I just saw Dunning K one batter and then the inning was over lol.

8 more pitches from Dunning.

Glad we got to see 2 of them.

16 PC through 2. 2SO.