***** 2024 Houston Astros Season Thread ***** [Staff Warning]

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10:10p, 8/5/24
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Leaving 11 guys on won't win games .. that was poopoo

Where did they find this guy pitching? Taking a dump on a sidewalk downtown ?
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Twisted Helix
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10:10p, 8/5/24
Congrats arlington. You beat a bad baseball team.
Bring everyone up from the farm and get them some experience. This team is going nowhere fast.
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10:10p, 8/5/24
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This team sucks.
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10:10p, 8/5/24
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We trade for this piece of ***** -1 WAR already
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10:10p, 8/5/24
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****ing Astros. Owner and GM need to GTFO!!!
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In reply to agdaddy04 • 10:10p, 8/5/24
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agdaddy04 said:
Did Joe just not pay attention to Smiths 337 average against LHers?
Absolutely perfect spot for Scott too and he choked
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In reply to AlwaysNextYear89 • 10:10p, 8/5/24
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AlwaysNextYear89 said:
Am thinking young Snitker and his cohort Cintron might be looking for jobs after this season


Should have been looking for jobs 4 years ago


Nice job dana you donkey
This team got worse at the trade deadline thanks to your incompetence
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10:10p, 8/5/24
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where's the panic button?

somebody hit it
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10:10p, 8/5/24
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Well that was a slow repeated kick to the balls

So glad we traded for Montero's Replacement Kindling
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10:10p, 8/5/24
Bases Loaded 1 out in the 7th, 8th and 10th inn innings. Glad we got some bats at the deadline
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In reply to JB!98 • 10:11p, 8/5/24
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JB!98 said:
Sure, why not.

Scratch that. Damn.
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10:11p, 8/5/24
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Dana Brown and Bagwell need to be kicked out
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10:11p, 8/5/24
Limp dick offense. Choke artist bullpen. Pathetic.
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10:12p, 8/5/24
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It would appear June was a false positive rather than April/May being a false negative
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10:12p, 8/5/24
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Slumpbusters report for duty
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10:13p, 8/5/24
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Imagine Arozerena batting with the bases loaded and 1 out tonight after Diaz in the order
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10:13p, 8/5/24
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Pressly and the offense are just killing this team right now
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10:13p, 8/5/24
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They have to bring SOMEONE up...ANYONE up tomorrow. Who has options we can send down?
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10:14p, 8/5/24
ok I understand this a bad version of the stros but they are only 1.5 games back
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10:14p, 8/5/24
This team needed offense and we chose to ignore it.
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10:15p, 8/5/24
I mean both these teams suck, put the mariners in there as well. This entire game was ****ty baseball, the AL West winner will get torched by someone from the East in the wild card round regardless of who sucks the least to get there
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10:15p, 8/5/24
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August swoon, but this time, there's no margin for error.

Offense needs to wake up soon.

Just a piss poor performance.
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So you got 6 inning from Brown, loaded the bases with 1 out 3 different times, got a late lead and then lost.

If that's not a microcosm for the season I don't know what is
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In reply to PoppaB05 • 10:15p, 8/5/24
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Bravo Astros. This is not fun to watch.

PoppaB05 said:
Holy crap. When this team goes in a funk, they really commit to being awful across the board
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In reply to BadAggie • 10:15p, 8/5/24
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BadAggie said:
Starter gives up 1 run over 6 innings and you don't know if the Astros will win or lose

Just sad


I mean I guess just assume the loss

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10:16p, 8/5/24
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1-9 risp
11 lob

Sheesh. Not a recipe for success
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10:16p, 8/5/24
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The few regulars talking about patience and underlying stats will have an even tougher time after this latest choke job. Good luck maintaining the illusion that this team is anything but a flaming disappointment.
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In reply to girlfriend_experience • 10:16p, 8/5/24
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girlfriend_experience said:
ok I understand this a bad version of the stros but they are only 1.5 games back

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10:17p, 8/5/24
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Someone let me know when we get a Dezenzo call-up, it's time to find something else to do with these evenings.
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In reply to Marvin • 10:17p, 8/5/24
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Marvin said:
The few regulars talking about patience and underlying stats will have an even tougher time after this latest choke job. Good luck maintaining the illusion that this team is anything but a flaming disappointment.

Definitely a flaming disappointment however you want to slice it
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10:18p, 8/5/24
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I want to hate on the bullpen but this offense is putrid. Bases loaded with one out in the 7th, 8th, and 10th innings, and managed two freaking runs.

This team just need to be blown up and start all over again.
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10:18p, 8/5/24
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Crane fired a GM after winning the world series. There's no reason he shouldn't go scorched earth after we miss the playoffs
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In reply to Marvin • 10:19p, 8/5/24
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Marvin said:
The few regulars talking about patience and underlying stats will have an even tougher time after this latest choke job. Good luck maintaining the illusion that this team is anything but a flaming disappointment.


I prefer "dumpster fire."

There so much failure in all facets of the game. Bochy outmanaged Espada. The bat was taken out of Yordan's hands twice late in the game.

Just awful all around.
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10:20p, 8/5/24
I was at the game, and after we scored in the 8th inning we left and when my gf asked why I said because I don't wanna watch us blow a game in this god forsaken place. Do I have Astros BAS?
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In reply to scrimp • 10:20p, 8/5/24
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scrimp said:
1-9 risp
11 lob

Sheesh. Not a recipe for success


It's called a piss poor hitting approach. No discipline. No plan. It's been a problem for several years. It's like we aren't even studying tape any more. But f it, whatever. Nobody in the organization seems to give a crap
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