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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 1:13p, 6/27/24
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Who TF is Yuey??
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In reply to Ag_07 • 1:17p, 6/27/24
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Ag_07 said:
Who TF is Yuey??


His dumb pet name for Loperfido.
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In reply to bearkatag15 • 1:19p, 6/27/24
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bearkatag15 said:
Ag_07 said:
Who TF is Yuey??


His dumb pet name for Loperfido.

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1:33p, 6/27/24
Concrete Blonde made a hit song about Loperfido. Dude's already a legend.
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1:38p, 6/27/24
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In reply to Farmer1906 • 1:40p, 6/27/24
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That's just the clip where he roasts Schloss.

Here is the full pod.

https://www.youtube.com/live/Zqf-7m_246E?si=_NUebQk9n4q5Sbb9
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2:03p, 6/27/24
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Topped 50%
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In reply to bearkatag15 • 2:11p, 6/27/24
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bearkatag15 said:
Ag_07 said:
Who TF is Yuey??


His dumb pet name for Loperfido.
Wow we get back to .500 and you turn on me.
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 2:22p, 6/27/24
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The Porkchop Express said:
bearkatag15 said:
Ag_07 said:
Who TF is Yuey??


His dumb pet name for Loperfido.
Wow we get back to .500 and you turn on me.
Not just me... apparently 11 others as well... and counting
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In reply to bearkatag15 • 2:32p, 6/27/24
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bearkatag15 said:
The Porkchop Express said:
bearkatag15 said:
Ag_07 said:
Who TF is Yuey??


His dumb pet name for Loperfido.
Wow we get back to .500 and you turn on me.
Not just me... apparently 11 others as well... and counting
That's what I meant, the collective you. Maybe I secretly hate the phrase "King Tuck" but I'm a GD team player about it.
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 2:36p, 6/27/24
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The Porkchop Express said:
bearkatag15 said:
Ag_07 said:
Who TF is Yuey??


His dumb pet name for Loperfido.
Wow we get back to .500 and you turn on me.


Yeah, man you got Schlossed.
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In reply to Hornbeck • 2:40p, 6/27/24
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Hornbeck said:
The Porkchop Express said:
bearkatag15 said:
Ag_07 said:
Who TF is Yuey??


His dumb pet name for Loperfido.
Wow we get back to .500 and you turn on me.


Yeah, man you got Schlossed.
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3:37p, 6/27/24
I've always hated days off when the boys are playing well.
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In reply to texasaggie2015 • 3:42p, 6/27/24
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Both the Yankees and Cubs have called and asked about Bregman.
Doesn't every buying team call about any player that might be for rent? I would think there would be calls daily.
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3:45p, 6/27/24


27 on June 27. Happy Birthday, YED.
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In reply to cc10106 • 3:51p, 6/27/24
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cc10106 said:


"27" on June 27. Happy Birthday, YED.


FIFY
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bearkatag15 said:
cc10106 said:


"27" on June 27. Happy Birthday, YED.


FIFY
He might actually be 27, unlike Jose Abreu who still has PTSD from the Bay of Pigs invasion.
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In reply to Serviam • 4:00p, 6/27/24
Nice historical reference. 1961.
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 4:24p, 6/27/24
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The Porkchop Express said:
bearkatag15 said:
The Porkchop Express said:
bearkatag15 said:
Ag_07 said:
Who TF is Yuey??


His dumb pet name for Loperfido.
Wow we get back to .500 and you turn on me.
Not just me... apparently 11 others as well... and counting
That's what I meant, the collective you. Maybe I secretly hate the phrase "King Tuck" but I'm a GD team player about it.
Poor reference. Comparison might be hating Ted. But that is a collective name. king tuck is a full on market use by the organization. Yours Yuey Goperfido is you alone, no one else uses it and to be honest I don't even know what it's supposed to be referencing or why it ever was created.
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 4:26p, 6/27/24
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The Porkchop Express said:
bearkatag15 said:
The Porkchop Express said:
bearkatag15 said:
Ag_07 said:
Who TF is Yuey??


His dumb pet name for Loperfido.
Wow we get back to .500 and you turn on me.
Not just me... apparently 11 others as well... and counting
That's what I meant, the collective you. Maybe I secretly hate the phrase "King Tuck" but I'm a GD team player about it.
Personally I prefer either Bad Mother Tucker or Tuck Yeah. But that's just my opinion.
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In reply to Lonestar_Ag09 • 4:27p, 6/27/24
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Lonestar_Ag09 said:
The Porkchop Express said:
bearkatag15 said:
The Porkchop Express said:
bearkatag15 said:
Ag_07 said:
Who TF is Yuey??


His dumb pet name for Loperfido.
Wow we get back to .500 and you turn on me.
Not just me... apparently 11 others as well... and counting
That's what I meant, the collective you. Maybe I secretly hate the phrase "King Tuck" but I'm a GD team player about it.
Poor reference. Comparison might be hating Ted. But that is a collective name. king tuck is a full on market use by the organization. Yours Yuey Goperfido is you alone, no one else uses it and to be honest I don't even know what it's supposed to be referencing or why it ever was created.
I made a joke using that name once and Porkchop took it and ran with it. It was based on the fact that they gave him Yuli's old number when he got called up and we thought he was gonna play 1st.
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4:28p, 6/27/24
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Man Rob is trying so hard to not hurt the umpires delicate little feelings
Quote:
"This was done in direct response to a perceived increase in the incidence of Players and other On-Field Personnel using the dugout tablets in particular, the feed that includes the strike zone graphic to argue balls and strikes, and in some cases to berate, harass and embarrass Major League umpires," read a memo the league and union jointly issued to teams on Tuesday.
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There's one catch, though: players who use a dugout tablet to "embarrass, denigrate, or question the impartiality or ability of an umpire," will face increased penalties going forward. Players remain subject to ejection and can now be fined between $2,500 and $7,500 for a first-time violation, with progressive discipline from there. Previously, players were fined, but the amounts were never before specifically codified, and were always lower.
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In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 4:34p, 6/27/24
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Give me robo-umps or give me death!
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In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 4:52p, 6/27/24
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Well at least it has some background. But really gets lost if someone missed the single initial joke followed by a single poster continuing it without explanation or anyone else embracing.

Like if one dude made up tootblan and used it and no one else did. Or understood it
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In reply to Lonestar_Ag09 • 4:55p, 6/27/24
Almost as bad as when that one guy tried to make "strawberry man" stick for Framber.
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Lonestar_Ag09 said:
Well at least it has some background. But really gets lost if someone missed the single initial joke followed by a single poster continuing it without explanation or anyone else embracing.

Like if one dude made up tootblan and used it and no one else did. Or understood it
I'll run my future posts by you before I hit "Post" to make sure they meet the thread narrative and that everyone will "get" them.
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 5:22p, 6/27/24
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The Porkchop Express said:
Lonestar_Ag09 said:
Well at least it has some background. But really gets lost if someone missed the single initial joke followed by a single poster continuing it without explanation or anyone else embracing.

Like if one dude made up tootblan and used it and no one else did. Or understood it
I'll run my future posts by you before I hit "Post" to make sure they meet the thread narrative and that everyone will "get" them.


&ct=g
Sounds good
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5:30p, 6/27/24
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2 thoughts...
1) man he's fallen off a cliff
2) how pissed off do you think he is at Boras for not getting him a longer deal? it cost him money long term
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5:43p, 6/27/24
Thoughts on this trade scenario?

Go to 3:10 for trade scenario
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In reply to All I do is Nguyen • 5:48p, 6/27/24
Trade value sounds about right
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In reply to Harry Dunne • 5:49p, 6/27/24
Harry Dunne said:
Almost as bad as when that one guy tried to make "strawberry man" stick for Framber.


Hey that was me

Mr Frambuesa
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In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 5:57p, 6/27/24
EastCoastAgNc said:

2 thoughts...
1) man he's fallen off a cliff
2) how pissed off do you think he is at Boras for not getting him a longer deal? it cost him money long term


6'6" 228 my ass.
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In reply to All I do is Nguyen • 5:57p, 6/27/24
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I agree that is about right but that means we've giving up our top 2 MLB near MLB ready arms. I'd prefer to keep one (Bloss) and give up another OFer or a package with a few INFs not named Dezenzo & Matthews.
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6:06p, 6/27/24
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