***** 2024 Houston Astros Season Thread ***** [Staff Warning]

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In reply to Ag_07 • 10:05a, 4/27/24
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Ag_07 said:
tjack16 said:
Wife is doing about as good as expected. But man night 2 was a lot rougher than night 1. She slept soundly night 1 and last night … not so much.


Yep

Once they realize they can cry it's on. I remember after night one with our first we thought it was gonna be a breeze. Then night two happened

They seemingly cry more weeks 4-8. Ask me how I know.
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10:06a, 4/27/24
I don't remember how much they cry. It's God's way of making you want to procreate again.
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10:07a, 4/27/24
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Meh. Just roll over, wake the wife up, tell her to go take care of the baby and bring you a sammich before she comes back to bed.

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10:09a, 4/27/24
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After 4-5 months in the nicu we had one come home while the other was still in the hospital for 2 more weeks. They were both constantly upset that the other was gone, but when the second one game home they "talked" to each other and slept the whole night.

Side note: shouldn't staff be issuing threats and handing out bans for all this non-astro talk and posting pictures of non-baseball people? Seems a little hypocritical
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In reply to tjack16 • 10:18a, 4/27/24
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Yep first one


God help you. You will have 8 nights of good sleep for the next 20 years
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In reply to DeProfundis • 10:52a, 4/27/24
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DeProfundis said:
tjack16 said:
Yep first one


God help you. You will have 8 nights of good sleep for the next 20 years


Yes but 6 of those will be after fantastic sex.
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In reply to tjack16 • 10:53a, 4/27/24
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Yep first one


Congrats! It gets easier and everything will settle in. Night 1 is always not bad and night 2 ends up being rough. It was like that for both of mine. Hang in there!
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10:56a, 4/27/24
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11:03a, 4/27/24
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If you are there another night, let the nurses take the baby so y'all can sleep.

And when you get home, it will be chaotic, especially for your wife. Shoulder what you can. My wife and I would swap nights as to who would get up with our girls. We were able to get some semblance of sleep.
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In reply to DeProfundis • 11:08a, 4/27/24
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DeProfundis said:
tjack16 said:
Yep first one


God help you. You will have 8 nights of good sleep for the next 20 years


Did anyone else have kids that wanted to sleep through the night, like from week 1? I had to set alarms for midnight and 4am and go wake up my daughter to feed her for the first 6 months, after pediatrician chastised me for letting her sleep for 7 hours when she was 4 days old
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 11:10a, 4/27/24
Mathguy64 said:
DeProfundis said:
tjack16 said:
Yep first one


God help you. You will have 8 nights of good sleep for the next 20 years


Yes but 6 of those will be after fantastic sex.


Ill take the under
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In reply to 07ag • 11:11a, 4/27/24
07ag said:
DeProfundis said:
tjack16 said:
Yep first one


God help you. You will have 8 nights of good sleep for the next 20 years


Did anyone else have kids that wanted to sleep through the night, like from week 1? I had to set alarms for midnight and 4am and go wake up my daughter to feed her for the first 6 months, after pediatrician chastised me for letting her sleep for 7 hours when she was 4 days old


Got lucky here. Mine was born at 28 1/2 weeks. Spent 6 weeks in NICU. Came home and he was already sleeping through the night.
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In reply to 07ag • 11:12a, 4/27/24
07ag said:
DeProfundis said:
tjack16 said:
Yep first one


God help you. You will have 8 nights of good sleep for the next 20 years


Did anyone else have kids that wanted to sleep through the night, like from week 1? I had to set alarms for midnight and 4am and go wake up my daughter to feed her for the first 6 months, after pediatrician chastised me for letting her sleep for 7 hours when she was 4 days old


No, I had 1 that slept in 6 hour chunks at 7 weeks which was a Godsend. The rest had colic which was hell on earth
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In reply to n_touch • 11:19a, 4/27/24
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n_touch said:
Mathguy64 said:
DeProfundis said:
tjack16 said:
Yep first one


God help you. You will have 8 nights of good sleep for the next 20 years


Yes but 6 of those will be after fantastic sex.


Ill take the under


I'll let y'all know in the 2044 season thread
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In reply to n_touch • 11:20a, 4/27/24
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n_touch said:
Mathguy64 said:
DeProfundis said:
tjack16 said:
Yep first one


God help you. You will have 8 nights of good sleep for the next 20 years


Yes but 6 of those will be after fantastic sex.


Ill take the under


Set a reminder for June 7th.
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11:22a, 4/27/24
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Know how I know Astros suck….not a single complaint for this sidetrack. Maybe this is just the distraction we needed to keep us together.

Congrats TJack. Get a baseball and write her birth stats on it and put her footprint on it. I did that with my son for myself and both his grandfathers.

Might have been a humble brag because he's the only boy in a family of 6 female cousins and a sister
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11:37a, 4/27/24
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We had all of our girls sleeping through the night within a few days of getting home because we never woke them for feedings during the night. Our rule was to let a sleeping baby sleep. We never really had to experience being up during the night.

If the Astros turn it around, who's having a baby next slump?


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11:43a, 4/27/24
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I wasn't born during baseball season, but if you were, you should see what the Astros did on your actual birthday or your kids' birthdays and post it here. Baseball Reference can help you with precise dates and years.

My girls came home from the hospital in June 2012. The first one was a 4-1 loss to the Reds, the second was a 6-2 loss to the *****es. How did that 2012 go from 22-23 to 55-107?

Also shoutout to the Astros losing 13-0 on the day I got married. Felipe Paulino started that game and gave up 9 runs in 2 innings.
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In reply to iBrad • 11:44a, 4/27/24
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My wife had our second in April 2022. I did my job.
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In reply to DeProfundis • 11:48a, 4/27/24
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DeProfundis said:
tjack16 said:
Yep first one


God help you. You will have 8 nights of good sleep for the next 20 years
My oldest is 11. I told my mother in law I haven't had a good night's sleep in 11 years. She said, yes you have! I said "you're right, we've gone on vacation without them."
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 11:50a, 4/27/24
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I wasn't born during baseball season, but if you were, you should see what the Astros did on your actual birthday or your kids' birthdays and post it here. Baseball Reference can help you with precise dates and years.

My girls came home from the hospital in June 2012. The first one was a 4-1 loss to the Reds, the second was a 6-2 loss to the *****es. How did that 2012 go from 22-23 to 55-107?

Also shoutout to the Astros losing 13-0 on the day I got married. Felipe Paulino started that game and gave up 9 runs in 2 innings.

Astros beat the Cubs 7-1. J.R. Richard got the win. Jose Cruz hit a HR.
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 11:58a, 4/27/24
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Astros lost to the Cards 5-2. Dan Larson got the L.

The Astros didn't do anything special.
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 12:07p, 4/27/24
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The Porkchop Express said:
I wasn't born during baseball season, but if you were, you should see what the Astros did on your actual birthday or your kids' birthdays and post it here. Baseball Reference can help you with precise dates and years.

My girls came home from the hospital in June 2012. The first one was a 4-1 loss to the Reds, the second was a 6-2 loss to the *****es. How did that 2012 go from 22-23 to 55-107?

Also shoutout to the Astros losing 13-0 on the day I got married. Felipe Paulino started that game and gave up 9 runs in 2 innings.


Astros won, Kevin Bass went yard on my bday

Married in off-season

Daughter born while Jan 6 capitol attack was happening
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In reply to 07ag • 12:10p, 4/27/24
07ag said:
The Porkchop Express said:
I wasn't born during baseball season, but if you were, you should see what the Astros did on your actual birthday or your kids' birthdays and post it here. Baseball Reference can help you with precise dates and years.

My girls came home from the hospital in June 2012. The first one was a 4-1 loss to the Reds, the second was a 6-2 loss to the *****es. How did that 2012 go from 22-23 to 55-107?

Also shoutout to the Astros losing 13-0 on the day I got married. Felipe Paulino started that game and gave up 9 runs in 2 innings.


Astros won, Kevin Bass went yard on my bday

Married in off-season

Daughter born while Jan 6 capitol attack was happening



Sssshhhhhhhhh, they were only tourists.
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12:21p, 4/27/24
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I clearly remember being in the hospital with my wife in labor watching Criag Biggio get his 3,000th hit. I tell my daughter that she realized she needed to wait until after midnight to actually be born so her day wasn't overshadowed.
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12:23p, 4/27/24
Gonna end the skid tonight against a scrub team like us.
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I clearly remember being in the hospital with my wife in labor watching Criag Biggio get his 3,000th hit. I tell my daughter that she realized she needed to wait until after midnight to actually be born so her day wasn't overshadowed.
Your daughter was in the womb thinking "Why did he try to go second on that?"
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The Porkchop Express said:
AggieJ2002 said:
I clearly remember being in the hospital with my wife in labor watching Criag Biggio get his 3,000th hit. I tell my daughter that she realized she needed to wait until after midnight to actually be born so her day wasn't overshadowed.
Your daughter was in the womb thinking "Why did he try to go second on that?"
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AggieJ2002 said:
I clearly remember being in the hospital with my wife in labor watching Criag Biggio get his 3,000th hit. I tell my daughter that she realized she needed to wait until after midnight to actually be born so her day wasn't overshadowed.
Your daughter was in the womb thinking "Why did he try to go second on that?"


He was only out by 5 human or 11 Bregman sized steps
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The second baseman could have laid down and still tagged him out.

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Really hope he's not a 1 career appearance guy… but elbow makes me think TJ
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Congrats TJack!
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