***** 2023 Houston Astros Season Thread *****

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7:50p, 10/17/23
Too bad Rally Lucy isn't able to be posted now.
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7:57p, 10/17/23
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Great sports town. I mean who doesnt enjoy throwing batteries at santa claus
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7:59p, 10/17/23
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How many flyouts is Harper gonna pimp this postseason
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8:00p, 10/17/23
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Phils remind me of the 2017 and 2019 Astros when we were just bludgeoning teams into submission.
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In reply to Boiling Denim • 8:02p, 10/17/23
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Boiling Denim said:
Ag_07 said:
Phils are fckn relentless and on a completely different level than anyone right now on all aspects of the game.

Pretty impressive actually


It really helps when the opposing pitchers leave meatball after meatball over the plate.

Credit to them for punishing the hell out of the Braves and DBacks so far but damn can the Astros get some of these 90 mph middle middle pitches please

The Astros right now are missing, watching, or warning track powering the ones they do get. The Phillies don't miss.
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In reply to Beau Holder • 8:07p, 10/17/23
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Beau Holder said:
Boiling Denim said:
Ag_07 said:
Phils are fckn relentless and on a completely different level than anyone right now on all aspects of the game.

Pretty impressive actually


It really helps when the opposing pitchers leave meatball after meatball over the plate.

Credit to them for punishing the hell out of the Braves and DBacks so far but damn can the Astros get some of these 90 mph middle middle pitches please

The Astros right now are missing, watching, or warning track powering the ones they do get. The Phillies don't miss.


Hey, there's still time.


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8:10p, 10/17/23
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Here's a really insightful question. Why do umpires wear pleated pants?
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In reply to JYDog90 • 8:13p, 10/17/23
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Willy Wonka said:
Here's a really insightful question. Why do umpires wear pleated pants?


Because Mortimer Humperdinck, the first head of the MLB's umpiring union did.
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8:15p, 10/17/23
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Stubbs now is the Philly dugout hype man apparently
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8:16p, 10/17/23
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I say tomorrow night we just to TOFA if we fall behind and put it all on the line. We gotta get the mojo back
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In reply to Ag_07 • 8:16p, 10/17/23
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Ag_07 said:
Phils remind me of the 2017 and 2019 Astros when we were just bludgeoning teams into submission.


One of those years it worked out and one it didn't.

I think they win it all this year but they can go cold just as fast as they got hot.
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In reply to Pahdz • 8:18p, 10/17/23
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Pahdz said:
spadilly said:
The atmosphere in Philly looks like a crazy college game or European soccer crowd. Chants, everyone standing, wild stuff.


It's really a great sports town.
and has the best ice cream parlor I've ever been to.
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8:47p, 10/17/23
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Christian Walker got a case of the Tucker tonight
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 8:47p, 10/17/23
It's Good
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8:50p, 10/17/23
Phillies are solo homering everyone death.
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8:50p, 10/17/23
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And Schwarber has a case of the Yordan tonight.
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In reply to jkag89 • 8:53p, 10/17/23
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jkag89 said:
Phillies are solo homering everyone death.


Also helps when your #2 starter pitches like he's capable of. Nola shutting em down tonight
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In reply to tjack16 • 8:55p, 10/17/23
sigh
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9:06p, 10/17/23
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Solo HRs AND clutch hits with RISP. Must be nice.
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9:07p, 10/17/23
Wait are the Phillies allowed to do that?

Two run double puts the Phillies up 5-0.
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 9:08p, 10/17/23
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The Porkchop Express said:
Pahdz said:
spadilly said:
The atmosphere in Philly looks like a crazy college game or European soccer crowd. Chants, everyone standing, wild stuff.


It's really a great sports town.
and has the best ice cream parlor I've ever been to.


The Franklin Mint! Its awesome!
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9:08p, 10/17/23
Back-to-back doubles make it 6-0.
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In reply to jkag89 • 9:09p, 10/17/23
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jkag89 said:
Wait are the Phillies allowed to do that?

Two run double puts the Phillies up 5-0.


We're gonna do that tomorrow night. I can feel it
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In reply to Beau Holder • 9:12p, 10/17/23
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half that team is locked in
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9:13p, 10/17/23
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More punchable face. Harper or Marsh?
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In reply to Wabs • 9:19p, 10/17/23
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Marsh is just gross. I don't want to get any of that hair juice on my hand.

I don't get the hate for Harper. He's an awesome ball player.
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In reply to OKCAg2002 • 9:20p, 10/17/23
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Same
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In reply to Wabs • 9:21p, 10/17/23
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Why do so many people hate Bryce Harper?

He plays the game hard and is incredible to watch.

He's one of my favorite nonAstros.
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In reply to Dr. Doctor • 9:30p, 10/17/23
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Dr. Doctor said:
The Porkchop Express said:
Pahdz said:
spadilly said:
The atmosphere in Philly looks like a crazy college game or European soccer crowd. Chants, everyone standing, wild stuff.


It's really a great sports town.
and has the best ice cream parlor I've ever been to.


The Franklin Mint! Its awesome!
I thought it was called the Franklin Fountain. I haven't been there since 2009 or so.

https://franklinfountain.com/menu/

I had a Smore sundae that they lit on fire to melt the marshmallow and the chocolate into the ice cream. Think it's over by the bridge to Jersey.
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In reply to Ag_07 • 9:36p, 10/17/23
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Agreed
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In reply to Ag_07 • 9:37p, 10/17/23
Ag_07 said:
Why do so many people hate Bryce Harper?

He plays the game hard and is incredible to watch.

He's one of my favorite nonAstros.
Because he is an arrogant SOB. Now if he were an Astro , he would be our arrogant SOB and that would be different.
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In reply to Ag_07 • 9:41p, 10/17/23
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Ag_07 said:
Why do so many people hate Bryce Harper?

He plays the game hard and is incredible to watch.

He's one of my favorite nonAstros.
He acts like an ******* a lot.

Shows up pitchers and umps.



Earlier in his career not benched for not hustling.



Later in his career, got choked by big mofo Jonathan Papelbon for not hustling.



Later in his career, still not much into hustling.



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In reply to Ag_07 • 9:42p, 10/17/23
Ag_07 said:
Why do so many people hate Bryce Harper?

He plays the game hard and is incredible to watch.

He's one of my favorite nonAstros.


Sucks we could have had him had the Philly front office approved
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In reply to Texaggie7nine • 9:51p, 10/17/23
Washington nixed the trade before Bryce eventually left for Philly but yeah. Really needed him to boost the offense that year.
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 9:59p, 10/17/23
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The Porkchop Express said:
Ag_07 said:
Why do so many people hate Bryce Harper?

He plays the game hard and is incredible to watch.

He's one of my favorite nonAstros.
He acts like an ******* a lot.

Shows up pitchers and umps.



Earlier in his career not benched for not hustling.



Later in his career, got choked by big mofo Jonathan Papelbon for not hustling.



Later in his career, still not much into hustling.





Is the last one Tucker or Harper? I can't tell
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