***** 2023 Houston Astros Season Thread *****

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Marvin
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These announcers are clueless.
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Phenomenal AB Yanier
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


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AggieJ2002 said:

Diaz looks like his timing is way off ... gee, I wonder why
Because he's a backup catcher, obviously.
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Can't even be frustrated with Yainer..hasn't played in what feels like weeks
KCup17
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Dang that was filth
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54 pitches so I guess there's that.
JohnnyTexAg1995
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These announcer need to just take a second and shut the **** up. I don't think they have stopped talking yet.
texasaggie2015
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Good AB... got froze up unfortunately
tjack16
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Diaz not helping our case much. He needs a big hit so he can stay in the lineup
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Uncle Mike needs to be DH.
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Hate wasting a lead off double
RED AG 98
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That 3-2 was a damn good pitch. Nice mini battle there by Yanier.
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Diaz looks rusty as hell
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Ugh, wish we could plate that run but good AB by Yainer to get the pitch count up
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Can't help but think Brantley would be 2/2 today with the meatballs Gray is throwing.
iBrad
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That was a better at bat. Seeing pitches after so much time off is good.
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KCup17 said:

Dang that was filth


What was filth???

The strikeout that an in-rhythm hitter would've deposited 450 feet away??
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txags11 said:

Can't even be frustrated with Yainer..hasn't played in what feels like weeks


Agreed. No sense expanding on it... we all know the reason. Maybe Dana Brown will yank some chains in the ALCS if the Astros advance.
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PoppaB05 said:

Diaz looks rusty as hell



I mean...... it's like your old lady complaining you busted early. Well hell Janet if you threw it at me more than once every 2 weeks it'd be better!
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


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tjack16
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I have a feeling Diaz will get a big hit today.
The Porkchop Express
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Yordan is slugging 1.333 so far in this series.
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txags11 said:

Can't even be frustrated with Yainer..hasn't played in what feels like weeks


There is not a player on this roster, Chaz included, whom Dusty has dicked over more than Diaz. Guranteed the bench as soon as he hit every HR this year. It's genuinely amazing he's been able to produce as much as he has. He hasn't been able to ride any of his heaters.
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The Porkchop Express said:

Yordan is slugging 1.333 so far in this series.


... and that's with a double taken away
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Mr.Bond said:




I mean...... it's like your old lady complaining you busted early. Well hell Janet if you threw it at me more than once every 2 quarters it'd be better!


FIFM
texasaggie2015
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Come on. Settle down
RC_57
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What is that Correa is wearing? Heating pad?
maca1028
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No need to let things get interesting
Wabs
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Settle down Javy
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RC_57 said:

What is that Correa is wearing? Heating pad?
Looks like he's working at Home Depot
Marvin
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Big inning here. Settle down and get some outs, CJ.
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I HATE WALKS
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RC_57 said:

What is that Correa is wearing? Heating pad?


Probably…I've never found it easier to hate a former Astro (who matters, not Fiers) than Correa.
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Let's go Javier .. you got these guys
Wrong emoji .. lol
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Well my butthole is clenched again
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Javi has not gotten 1 call in his favor
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