***** 2023 Houston Astros Season Thread *****

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Boiling Denim
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Filthy Maton
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Just wanna say, Urquidy got that perro in him
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Shows you what I know.

Preach on, Brother Phil
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Brother Phillip
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Mathguy64 said:

Baby faced assassin Phil showed up.


Best nickname.
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Nice inning
BadAggie
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My name is Phil
Brother of Joe
I got me some crack
And I want me some hoes

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Mr.Bond said:

Yulis little brother not only looks like him he does everything exactly like him all the way down to the swing and mannerisms


I've never seen their dad play, but I would bet they took a lot from him.
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Boiling Denim said:

Mariners about to pile on baring a NOBLETIGER
Excellent use of a baseball acronym. This one is second only to the legendary TOOTBLAN.

And there's 1 run.
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So how about we stop bringing in Maton with runners on?
Fightin' Texas Aggie and Sam Houston State Bearkat
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Brother Phil!
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Love it. Rolls right off the tongue after 1 bourbon an inning
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4-0 Seattle
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Phil after that 1-2-3 inning.
Dies Irae
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I think he will be better remembered as Phillip Louis Maton III "the ballpark strangler" after 37 bodies are found buried beneath the bullpen
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Altuve singles

that should guarantee a .300 season
Beat40
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Would be nice to tack on 2 insurance runs this inning.
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BadAggie said:

My name is Phil
Brother of Joe
I got me some crack
And I want me some hoes


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We just got a shift hit.
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I'd almost forgotten what it looks like when Maton doesn't come on with 2 runners and for the fifth game in a row. He looked good
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Altuve swipes second
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Altuve steals second
Mr President Elect
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I posted the numbers a while back, but Maton has elite numbers with nobody on, and position player numbers with runners on. Yet, for some reason he is the guy Dusty goes to with runners on.
RED AG 98
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Whoa we stole a base?
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agdoc2001 said:

BadAggie said:

My name is Phil
Brother of Joe
I got me some crack
And I want me some hoes


All Dead Man on Campus references will be blue starred. So shall it be written.



He was just Jack a lackin around
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ugh, AB cannot advance
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Would have loved a bunt from Alex ... one more run would be huge
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8-0 Mariners
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SALAMI IN SEATTLE
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Seattle grand slam. 8-0
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Lot of tight buttholes in Dallas right now.
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8-0
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AggieJ2002 said:

Would have loved a bunt from Alex ... one more run would be huge
Wont matter when Yordan hits a 2 run Jack.
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AggieJ2002 said:

Would have loved a bunt from Alex ... one more run would be huge


You guys and your bunts.
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Mariners get to rest their bullpen

Rangers in jeopardy of being swept
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