I have come to the conclusion that bench clearings are now staged in order to get the bullpen guys to get extra exercise. Just a simple slow job in from the outfield does wonders for you as an athlete.Farmer1906 said:For those wondering what did Neris said:
— Kory Kosky (@kory_kosky) September 28, 2023
"Batea, Batea, batea coño, va de ahí"
That's Domincan slam, difficult to translate but I'll try, is like...
"Go ahead and hit it, hit it, hit it mothefucker. Get out of here"
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30% of male bonding is reciting movie quotes to each other, 60% is calling each other gay, 10% is pretending to be gay.
They are just pissed because we are one step closer to the playoff lock - and they know damn well how that's going to end for them.
Chandler - Dusty why did you go to Montero there instead of Neris in that high leverage situation?
Dusty - Yeah well Neris ran all the way from the pen during that scuffle so his legs were tired. You should know by now I don't like to play guys after they run a lot.
It should also be noted how Neris came back out laughing and relaxed wanting to talk to Julio and squash it. This was Neris getting amped up in the moment and nothing more. There was no real animosity here
Dusty - Yeah well Neris ran all the way from the pen during that scuffle so his legs were tired. You should know by now I don't like to play guys after they run a lot.
It should also be noted how Neris came back out laughing and relaxed wanting to talk to Julio and squash it. This was Neris getting amped up in the moment and nothing more. There was no real animosity here
Mr.Bond said:AustinCountyAg said:
Rangers fan on there board are having a hissy fit. Astros now condone this type of taunting and they think Neris needs to be suspended. lol. Guess they already forgot about their second baseman doing a lot worse when they played there daddy this year.
Most of the men on that page get pegged by their wives
Coño yeah they do
Neris and Rodriguez have been friends in the past and trained together in Florida. There is video somewhere of Rodriguez calming Neris down a few years ago. I really think this was mostly about the HR taunt shown here and was
Neris just being fired up about saving our season.
This is the type of energy the Astros have used to fuel this 6 year dynasty. Neris doesn't want it to end. Good job by Dusty going with Neris, Brian Abreu and Presley to cover the last 4 innings. Let go to Minnesota fired up ready to win up to 13 straight road games vs Min, Texas and Baltimore then Milwaukee. May sprinkling a few home wins so the series don't go the full 5 or 7 games. And if we have to face atl
Or lad so be it.
Neris just being fired up about saving our season.
This is the type of energy the Astros have used to fuel this 6 year dynasty. Neris doesn't want it to end. Good job by Dusty going with Neris, Brian Abreu and Presley to cover the last 4 innings. Let go to Minnesota fired up ready to win up to 13 straight road games vs Min, Texas and Baltimore then Milwaukee. May sprinkling a few home wins so the series don't go the full 5 or 7 games. And if we have to face atl
Or lad so be it.
There are 20 different ways the Astros/Arizona and Seattle/Texas series can go. 15 of them are good for Houston (2 division + 13 wild card). pic.twitter.com/KHQRS3luDa
— Cory Lieder (@AustinCory) September 28, 2023
Feeling pretty good today. Last night settled my nerves a bit. Still lots of work to do, but that win last night made me breathe a huge sigh of relief.
Neris did one thing last night..he made the team remember who the hell the villains' are, and it's us! We're the bad boys of baseball..**** everyone in this league and go win.
Scott Servais and the Seattle fans encapsulate a lot of what's wrong with this freaking country. Do sheety things to people then play victim when it gets thrown back at you. They actually threw at our players and the fans gave a standing ovation, but when words are said to them it's the worst thing in the world and there should be punishments doled out. The whole city of Seattle can go **** themselves especially with their fake 12th Man.
I would hate to flip spots with the Mariners right about now. The division has pretty much sailed (duh) but playoffs are looking likely. Just win the series and we're fine.
Honestly I would rather lose with our guys than win with their guys. The end.
— Lookout Landing (@LookoutLanding) September 28, 2023
Just keep winning. Still a chance at the division if you just keep winning.
Feelings mutual pal!Farmer1906 said:Honestly I would rather lose with our guys than win with their guys. The end.
— Lookout Landing (@LookoutLanding) September 28, 2023
Farmer1906 said:Honestly I would rather lose with our guys than win with their guys. The end.
— Lookout Landing (@LookoutLanding) September 28, 2023
Wish granted.
Step 1 is acceptance.Farmer1906 said:Honestly I would rather lose with our guys than win with their guys. The end.
— Lookout Landing (@LookoutLanding) September 28, 2023
What a loser mentality LOLOLFarmer1906 said:Honestly I would rather lose with our guys than win with their guys. The end.
— Lookout Landing (@LookoutLanding) September 28, 2023
Honestly... with how bizarre the season and division race have been- wouldn't it just make sense for it to end with the Astros defying the odds and finishing on top?
I'm not sure if I'd get more of a laugh out of Seattle knocking Texas out along with us winning the division or Seattle just getting swept at home this weekend
txags11 said:
I'm not sure if I'd get more of a laugh out of Seattle knocking Texas out along with us winning the division or Seattle just getting swept at home this weekend
I mean us sweeping the DBacks and Seattle winning 3/4 isn't exactly an earth shattering scenario.
Farmer1906 said:Honestly I would rather lose with our guys than win with their guys. The end.
— Lookout Landing (@LookoutLanding) September 28, 2023
The PNW isn't known to have a ton of logical thinkers.
Just like Dusty would rather lose with Maldy than play Yainertxags11 said:What a loser mentality LOLOLFarmer1906 said:Honestly I would rather lose with our guys than win with their guys. The end.
— Lookout Landing (@LookoutLanding) September 28, 2023
So of course after I fall asleep the Astros go nuts with scoring. Does this mean I have to sleep for every game going forward?
If all you want to do is Nguyen...then yes!
WAR Leaders going into the final weekend:
Player - fWAR / bWAR
Tucker - 4.9 / 5.1
Alvarez - 4.5 / 4.5
Altuve - 4.2 / 2.8 (DRS screwed him)
Bregman - 4.2 / 4.8
McCormick - 4.1 / 3.7
Pena - 2.6 / 3.4
Diaz - 2.1 / 3.3
Dubon - 1.8 / 2.5
Meyers - 1.7 / 1.6
Brantley - 0.3 / -0.1
Kessinger - 0.3 / 0.0
Julks - 0.3 / 0.3
Singleton - -0.1 / -0.1
Bannon - -0.1 / -0.2
Salazar - -0.2 / -0.2
Madris - -0.3 / -0.3
Hensley - -0.8 / -0.8
Abreu - -0.9 / -0.4
Maldonado - -1.0 / 0.1
Player - fWAR / bWAR
Tucker - 4.9 / 5.1
Alvarez - 4.5 / 4.5
Altuve - 4.2 / 2.8 (DRS screwed him)
Bregman - 4.2 / 4.8
McCormick - 4.1 / 3.7
Pena - 2.6 / 3.4
Diaz - 2.1 / 3.3
Dubon - 1.8 / 2.5
Meyers - 1.7 / 1.6
Brantley - 0.3 / -0.1
Kessinger - 0.3 / 0.0
Julks - 0.3 / 0.3
Singleton - -0.1 / -0.1
Bannon - -0.1 / -0.2
Salazar - -0.2 / -0.2
Madris - -0.3 / -0.3
Hensley - -0.8 / -0.8
Abreu - -0.9 / -0.4
Maldonado - -1.0 / 0.1
YES. Emphatically, yes.All I do is Nguyen said:
So of course after I fall asleep the Astros go nuts with scoring. Does this mean I have to sleep for every game going forward?
aggie813 said:
If all you want to do is Nguyen...then yes!
I have some gummies if you need helpAll I do is Nguyen said:
So of course after I fall asleep the Astros go nuts with scoring. Does this mean I have to sleep for every game going forward?
Bro don't play with me, Delta 8 Gummies KNOCK ME OUT loltexasaggie2015 said:I have some gummies if you need helpAll I do is Nguyen said:
So of course after I fall asleep the Astros go nuts with scoring. Does this mean I have to sleep for every game going forward?
Jesus.Farmer1906 said:
WAR Leaders going into the final weekend:
Player - fWAR / bWAR
Tucker - 4.9 / 5.1
Alvarez - 4.5 / 4.5
Altuve - 4.2 / 2.8 (DRS screwed him)
Bregman - 4.2 / 4.8
McCormick - 4.1 / 3.7
Pena - 2.6 / 3.4
Diaz - 2.1 / 3.3
Dubon - 1.8 / 2.5
Meyers - 1.7 / 1.6
Brantley - 0.3 / -0.1
Kessinger - 0.3 / 0.0
Julks - 0.3 / 0.3
Singleton - -0.1 / -0.1
Bannon - -0.1 / -0.2
Salazar - -0.2 / -0.2
Madris - -0.3 / -0.3
Hensley - -0.8 / -0.8
Abreu - -0.9 / -0.4
Maldonado - -1.0 / 0.1
It's a tight fit but I can get at least one more on there.
Farmer1906 said:
WAR Leaders going into the final weekend:
Player - fWAR / bWAR
Tucker - 4.9 / 5.1
Alvarez - 4.5 / 4.5
Altuve - 4.2 / 2.8 (DRS screwed him)
Bregman - 4.2 / 4.8
McCormick - 4.1 / 3.7
Pena - 2.6 / 3.4
Diaz - 2.1 / 3.3
Dubon - 1.8 / 2.5
Meyers - 1.7 / 1.6
Brantley - 0.3 / -0.1
Kessinger - 0.3 / 0.0
Julks - 0.3 / 0.3
Singleton - -0.1 / -0.1
Bannon - -0.1 / -0.2
Salazar - -0.2 / -0.2
Madris - -0.3 / -0.3
Hensley - -0.8 / -0.8
Abreu - -0.9 / -0.4
Maldonado - -1.0 / 0.1
Goodness, Hensley barely played. That is an elite level of suckage to have that much impact.
Farmer1906 said:Honestly I would rather lose with our guys than win with their guys. The end.
— Lookout Landing (@LookoutLanding) September 28, 2023
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