***** 2023 Houston Astros Season Thread *****

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7:55p, 9/5/23
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12 total bases

more than a cycle

don't take him out early Dusty
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Holy **** Tuve
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Best Astro in organization history,
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No Way, Altuve!

He's having so much fun.



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Is 4 straight home runs good??
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In reply to West Roxbury • 7:55p, 9/5/23
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While listening to this Machete went yard…. and Tuve.
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Altuve with 63 runs scored
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In reply to stoneca • 7:55p, 9/5/23
stoneca said:
Is that 5 home runs in his last 6 at bats????
Yes
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3rd time in 2 days that 9-1 has gone back to back
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 7:56p, 9/5/23
The Porkchop Express said:
West Roxbury said:
The Porkchop Express said:
West Roxbury said:
Here come the Astros, breathing orange fire! (Or whatever that hokey song was back in the Dome).
I had this .45 record (with Vamos Vamos Astros on the flip side) and several Oiler records of various degrees of fantastic awfulness.



The more awful the better as far as Houston cheese sports songs.
It's available as a ring tone! You had me at ring tone




LMAO!!!! Oh yes!!! Cheesy and a ring tone too! Damn I remember in law school one time somebody reminded me about this song from the Dome and we played it in the student lounge before finals.
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Now Dunning just has to wear this. They can't afford to go to their pen.
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Kind of the Rangers to give us another day of BP.
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FAFO

Level 9 - Bring a lefty in to matchup with Yordan
Level 10 - Boo Altuve
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Give me a 9HR game.
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 7:56p, 9/5/23
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The Porkchop Express said:
West Roxbury said:
The Porkchop Express said:
West Roxbury said:
Here come the Astros, breathing orange fire! (Or whatever that hokey song was back in the Dome).
I had this .45 record (with Vamos Vamos Astros on the flip side) and several Oiler records of various degrees of fantastic awfulness.



The more awful the better as far as Houston cheese sports songs.
It's available as a ring tone! You had me at ring tone

I've been using that as my ringtone since 2017! And I'm old enough to have had all the Astros/Oilers songs on 45s as well. Good ole Mack Hayes.... most of them were pretty terrible but I still lov'em.
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7:56p, 9/5/23
Check the balls…they maybe juiced…we may finally have an answer to why the rangers have won so many games this season!
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7:56p, 9/5/23
How long until we see a position player on the mound for Arlington?
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 7:56p, 9/5/23
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Mathguy64 said:
Now Dunning just has to wear this. They can't afford to go to their pen.

Give him the old Bear Claw treatment.
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7:56p, 9/5/23
Has anyone ever hit 3 home runs in 3 innings in the history of the game? Seems doubtful.
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I think Farmer is there tonight. Hope he's getting some extra enjoyment out of this after what happened yesterday.
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Gah I want yordan in this slug party
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Hope Maldy has something kind to say to Semien next time he steps to the plate.
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WTF
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Radio saying this is almost certainly the first 3 for 3 HR in 3 inning game in club history
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10 for 29 with 7 HR and 3 singles and 2 walks =

.345 average
.414 OBP
1.069 SLG



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In reply to Beau Holder • 7:58p, 9/5/23
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Beau Holder said:
Hope Maldy has something kind to say to Semien next time he steps to the plate.

"If you come at the kings, you best not miss"
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In reply to HarryRocket • 7:58p, 9/5/23
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Has anyone ever hit 3 home runs in 3 innings in the history of the game? Seems doubtful.
Radio guys say Betts did it a few years ago but they think it's a first for the Stros
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In reply to RED AG 98 • 7:58p, 9/5/23
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RED AG 98 said:
Radio saying this is almost certainly the first 3 for 3 HR in 3 inning game in club history
Sarah Langs will let us know if that's ever happened before in MLB history
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In reply to Beau Holder • 7:58p, 9/5/23
Beau Holder said:
Hope Maldy has something kind to say to Semien next time he steps to the plate.

NO. Do not anger the baseball Gods.
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 7:58p, 9/5/23
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The Porkchop Express said:
West Roxbury said:
Here come the Astros, breathing orange fire! (Or whatever that hokey song was back in the Dome).
I had this .45 record (with Vamos Vamos Astros on the flip side) and several Oiler records of various degrees of fantastic awfulness.

I'm old enough to remember that song. I think I was about 14 when it came out, I don't know if I have that one on a 45 still but I do have the Houston Oilers #1 still on a 45.
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Rangers were right about that poll being disrespectful. Altuve is clearly their daddy.
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Watch Dusty sub Diaz in for Maldy and the runs keep coming
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got to be 1st time in history for 4 HR in 4 innings. How often does a player even get an AB in 4 straight innings?
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In reply to Deluxe • 7:59p, 9/5/23
Farmer said he is here. I know I'm damn sure loving it. Some crusty fan told me to sit down. I wanted to say "I will sit down when we stop hitting, so I will he standing all game." But baseball is way too long and fickle for that type of stuff.
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I am listening to the rangers broadcast, this half inning is some of the funniest **** I have ever heard
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