***** 2023 Houston Astros Season Thread *****

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Dies Irae
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bearkatag15 said:




It will be 99% him spitting
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I hope it's in Spanish the whole time!
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Needville LL is in the house
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Dies Irae said:

bearkatag15 said:




It will be 99% him spitting


50% spitting and 50% chewing his nails.
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Dies Irae said:

bearkatag15 said:




It will be 99% him spitting


And "nom, nom, nom" on his fingernails.

Edit: Mathguy64 beat me to it.
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Dies Irae said:

bearkatag15 said:




It will be 99% him spitting
Should go into a long story about what Arnoldis Chapman got him for Father's Day this year.
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bearkatag15 said:




I literally hate Dusty Baker
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What an idiot. Just play the best overall player.
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The Porkchop Express said:

I'm no texasaggie2015, but I heard from a great source last night that Dusty is gone either way. He wins the WS and is retired or doesn't win the WS and gets fired.

Your long suffering is nearly at an end, TexAgs.


All it's gonna cost is a wasted year of our ever closing championship window. There was absolutely no reason for this team not to win 95+ this year. Gonna be lucky to scrap together 92 at this rate and with these boneheaded lineups.
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Now do Maldy vs. Diaz. What are the pluses and minuses, Dusty?
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We don't need to keep Dubon sharp. He's a ****ing backup infielder.
tjack16
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Dusty said "it's easy when you have a Julio Rodriguez"

Chas has 150 less at bats than Julio and 35 less games played…



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I know I'm not saying anything that hasn't already been said, but damn it's frustrating as hell to finally be healthy and continue to trot out these bull**** lineups. We go into every game fighting with one of our hands tied behind our back. We've built this team to compete for another title this year and our brain dead manager is squandering the opportunity right in front of our eyes each night.

We can't get a quality start from our starters to save our lives and you know what might help?! A lineup that can score more than four runs!
f1ghtintexasaggie
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Clearly, THOSE numbers don't count.
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tjack16 said:

Dusty said "it's easy when you have a Julio Rodriguez"

Chas has 150 less at bats than Julio and 35 less games played…





That's fan stuff. We'll thank him later.
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If Chas played 162 games, his stats at the current pace would be .281 AVG, .874 OPS, 33 HR and 105 RBI.

That's a silver slugger. So Dusty, you DO have a Julio Rodriguez
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I guess we get to listen to the ass clowns on ESPN tonight. We are spoilt with our home town crew.
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OPS and home runs are fan stuff

If Chas was simply named Dubon and looked/spoke different he'd be an everyday CF player
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Looks like y'all beat me to the Julio vs Chas comparison.

Chas has the edge offensively even after Julio played out of his mind. Julio has the edge defensively but Chas ain't no chump.
Big Al 1992
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Did this thread get nuked? Big gap from yesterday morning till this afternoon?
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**** the Yankees.

And here's some titties to get things off to a better start tonight.

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maca1028 said:

Question for the group. Do you want Dusty gone even if we repeat?
The answer is yes for me.


Me plus everyone in my friend groups I've asked. 100%
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maca1028 said:

Question for the group. Do you want Dusty gone even if we repeat?
The answer is yes for me.


100%, even if we somehow managed to sweep the entire postseason. His decisions drive me absolutely crazy.
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Brian bringing all the hits
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Cromagnum said:

**** the Yankees.

And here's some titties to get things off to a better start tonight.



Those aren't titties. These are titties. And yes, **** the Yankees.
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Dusty should be eating jello at a nursing home, not screwing up our chances at another division title!

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Even Yankee fans see what Chas is.

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Ageless genie
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LB12Diamond said:

Ageless genie
We are laughing.
cap-n-jack
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Mindless geriatric.
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Thought that Lemaheiu ball was gone
Dies Irae
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90mph on his first fastball
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91 mph middle in...

is probably not the way
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Is velo down? 90-91
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Velo down tells me arm is tired..buckle up
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