Shes gonna have a heart attack trying to figure out what TOOTBLAN means

annie88 said:

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Did you mean to put a picture of your wife on there?

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That's his TOFA

Just following the rules

My bride will ask me what's TexAgs saying? Nothing babe, just beaching about Maldy, Dusty and fill in the blank. And posting tits.
She just rolls her eyes.

W said:

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well, this adds some drama to the bottom of the 9th

will the Astros retaliate?

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Dusty probably told the Marlins to do it since it was Chas.

txags92 said:

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W said:

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where's the warning?

that was so obvious

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Watch out you don't get hit in the head.

/ump

There's your warning.

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The first two were high and tight, so where do you think the next one's gonna be? Well, either, low and away, or in my ear.

He's not gonna want to load the bases, so look for low and away…

But watch for in your ear

Tucker now on pace (excluding whatever might happen in the 9th) for 32 HR and 122 RBI.

122 RBIs would tie him for 9th all-time in club history and would be tied for 4th most among Astro OF.

Bregman on pace for 25 homers and 105 RBI. Would be far and away his best season since 2019.

Chas now on pace for 23 HR and 66 RBI.

Not a bad Julia replacement

Vanessa looking good tonight

Mathguy64 said:

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Did I miss Jake for Dubon?

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I mean now that JV was out no reason for Dubon to be in haha

tremble said:

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Not a bad Julia replacement

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Not at all. Unpopular take here but I don't think either one of them are classic beauties. But both exude cunning wiles.

I can relate to the girl getting hit. When I lived in Houston, I had the small package season tickets and would sit straight down the third baseline on the turned part.

One time a fly ball came out there, I can't remember who hit it, and I turned my body and put my hands up, to protect my head and it ended up hitting me straight on the butt.

Had a huge ball size bruise for about a week. It was probably the best place to hit me, but it really did hurt when it happened.

The usher came down and asked me if I was OK and I told him I was fine.

The guy next to me wanted to give me the ball, but I told him to give it to the kid sitting in front of me.

This is probably about 2004.

Lmao this guy on TV with the bald head and fake hair visor

Come on Maldy, we are all counting on you this inning! You have a lot of well wishers and supporters here I can just feel it!

you have to start asking yourself, do the Texas Rangers just rip off everything?

they stole their

• name from the NY Rangers
• stadium from the Astros
• chants from the Yankees
• winning ways from the Mariners, Padres, Brewers, Rays and Rockies

— 𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐄  (@FrankiesTwoLoud) August 16, 2023

Maldy with the 3k birthday night

tjack16 said:

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you have to start asking yourself, do the Texas Rangers just rip off everything?

they stole their

• name from the NY Rangers
• stadium from the Astros
• chants from the Yankees
• winning ways from the Mariners, Padres, Brewers, Rays and Rockies

— 𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐄  (@FrankiesTwoLoud) August 16, 2023

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And they stole the Angels way of building a team

Altuve must be protected at all costs