***** 2023 Houston Astros Season Thread *****

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12:27p, 8/3/23
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I know it's a parody, but man, you know this is going through his head
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In reply to [removed post] • 12:29p, 8/3/23
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Bregxit said:
Ok someone help me because my wife stumped me. Why did Blum assign "Hey ma get the meatloaf!" to Chas? I feel like I missed or forgot something.
How do you not know about one of the greatest comedies of all time?

Go watch Wedding Crashers now before the game. No cameo spoilers.
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In reply to [removed post] • 12:30p, 8/3/23
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Wedding Crashers
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In reply to [removed post] • 12:31p, 8/3/23
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Will Ferrell's character in Wedding Crashers name is Chas.

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12:37p, 8/3/23
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Off-topic but from around 2003-2010 is the absolute golden era of comedies.

Wedding Crashers
Old School
Anchorman
Superbad
40 Year Olf Virgin
Hangover
Borat
Step Brothers
Napoleon Dynamite
Role Models
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
Dodgeball
Waiting
Eurotrip
Talladega Nights
Tropic Thunder
Zombieland
Team America
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Elf
50 First Dates
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In reply to [removed post] • 12:37p, 8/3/23
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Man she must have really screwed up for you to be yelling at her after a no-hitter.
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12:39p, 8/3/23
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We here to take over the bronx
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


MAGA

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You're brave to tank your kids to Yankee.
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In reply to Mr.Bond • 12:41p, 8/3/23
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Hell yeah!!
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In reply to Mr.Bond • 12:44p, 8/3/23
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We here to take over the bronx


It always surprises me how many of you meatheads out kick your coverage.
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In reply to Farmer1906 • 12:47p, 8/3/23
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Farmer1906 said:
You're brave to tank your kids to Yankee.



Everyone been incredibly nice. We aren't sitting in outfield either. They want us to beat them. They Hate Cashman
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


MAGA

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In reply to Mathguy64 • 12:47p, 8/3/23
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Mathguy64 said:
Mr.Bond said:
We here to take over the bronx


It always surprises me how many of you meatheads out kick your coverage.




Big dick man
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


MAGA

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I just assume the White Sox are going to win maybe 1 out of every 5 games the rest of the way.
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In reply to Farmer1906 • 12:52p, 8/3/23
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Farmer1906 said:
I just assume the White Sox are going to win maybe 1 out of every 5 games the rest of the way.

They literally played their best this season when we played them.

Of course we didn't help ourselves early in the season either. Bregman and Abreu were both MIA.
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Bregxit said:
Mr.Bond said:
Mathguy64 said:
Mr.Bond said:
We here to take over the bronx


It always surprises me how many of you meatheads out kick your coverage.




Big dick man


Haha that reminds me of a NYE party a couple years ago at my buddy's house. We were all hanging out in the driveway getting ripped and talkimg ***** One of the guys asked my wife, who doesn't drink, what she saw in me and she looked him dead in the eye and said "He has a huge cock." Everyone completely lost it because she is always so polite and sweet. Dude's jaw just dropped. I was so proud of her even though it was a total lie.
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


MAGA

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In reply to Mr.Bond • 1:01p, 8/3/23
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Mr.Bond said:
Mathguy64 said:
Mr.Bond said:
We here to take over the bronx


It always surprises me how many of you meatheads out kick your coverage.




Big dick man
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In reply to Project Gemini • 1:06p, 8/3/23
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There is a Kyle Tucker AMA on Reddit. I haven't thumbed through it yet but someone here has the time I'm sure to give us highlights.


Interesting to see why he switched to gloves. Doesn't have enough time to grab dirt now.

He mentioned "just doing his job" multiple times throughout. He is 100% going for the biggest bag in FA imo
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1:09p, 8/3/23
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Not in NYC this week but here's one from my last trip in December. Had to remind them who's champ
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In reply to Mr.Bond • 1:13p, 8/3/23
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Mr.Bond said:
Farmer1906 said:
You're brave to tank your kids to Yankee.



Everyone been incredibly nice. We aren't sitting in outfield either. They want us to beat them. They Hate Cashman
I was in NYC for G5 & G6 of the WS. Wore Astros gear and never got heckled. Multiple people said they wanted us to win it because having Philly win stuff is way way worse
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1:20p, 8/3/23
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Loving the start to the Scherzer era
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1:20p, 8/3/23
Scherzer gives up 3 in the 1st
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1:21p, 8/3/23
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Sox with a guy hitting .155 in the 6 hole. That's Maldy bad.
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1:21p, 8/3/23
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Live look at Mad Max....


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1:24p, 8/3/23
37 pitch first inning for Mad Max lol
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1:25p, 8/3/23
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You make my heart sing.

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1:25p, 8/3/23
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Just pull up the front page of mlb.com real quick
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1:26p, 8/3/23
I don't venture over to the other thread much, but I had to see for myself. It did not disappoint.

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1:28p, 8/3/23
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Man they scrapped across 3 but Chicago is awful
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