***** 2023 Houston Astros Season Thread *****

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11:48p, 7/14/23
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This ump is ready to get back to his room
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11:48p, 7/14/23
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I can't wait for Kulpas grade tomorrow
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


MAGA

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11:48p, 7/14/23
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Strike out the side! LFG
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


MAGA

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11:48p, 7/14/23
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Ballgame. TOFA.

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11:49p, 7/14/23
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Nice way to start the 2nd half ..
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YPOFA.
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In reply to jah003 • 11:49p, 7/14/23
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jah003 said:
YPOFA.



Good.lord I'd break that in half
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


MAGA

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In reply to Mr.Bond • 11:51p, 7/14/23
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Mr.Bond said:
jah003 said:
YPOFA.
Good.lord I'd break that in half
"That" would probably rip "it" off.
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11:51p, 7/14/23
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strange game tonight

good win
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In reply to BTKAG97 • 11:51p, 7/14/23
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BTKAG97 said:
Mr.Bond said:
jah003 said:
YPOFA.
Good.lord I'd break that in half
"That" would probably rip "it" off.




No muff too tough
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


MAGA

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In reply to jah003 • 11:53p, 7/14/23
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jah003 said:
YPOFA.
Here's a post from another thread that I think it's relevant

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These split ass shorts and yoga pants may be the greatest invention of human kind.

We talkin' ass with independent suspension.

You see this at the gym. You see this at the grocery store. Its standard issue garb in 2023.

We talkin' two split cheeked orbs floatin in space. On display like a couple honeybaked hams.

There's no better time to be alive.
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In reply to redline248 • 11:53p, 7/14/23
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Unfortunately most don't come anywhere close to that
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11:55p, 7/14/23
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Almost Astros after dark but happily take the W with the pitching mismatch!
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11:56p, 7/14/23
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Much more likely to see something like this

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11:56p, 7/14/23
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Mariners looked all-world at MMP last weekend...

lose their second half opener to the Tigers tonight

back to .500
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12:02a, 7/15/23
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tough night for the big name pitchers....

Ohtani, Verlander, Castillo, and Rodon --- all started and lost
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12:02a, 7/15/23
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Gallen vs. Gausman should be a good afternoon matchup tomorrow. Hopefully AZ can help give us a game of breathing room in the WC standings. Losing that tie breaker to Toronto is gonna haunt me until we pass the Rangers.

Edit, Toronto is the home team. Need to get some sleep lol.
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In reply to W • 12:03a, 7/15/23
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W said:
Mariners looked all-world at MMP last weekend...

lose their second half opener to the Tigers tonight

back to .500



Their messiah went down looking with tying run at 2nd
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


MAGA

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In reply to W • 12:22a, 7/15/23
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W said:
Mariners looked all-world at MMP last weekend...

lose their second half opener to the Tigers tonight

back to .500


Already missing Max Weiner.
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12:22a, 7/15/23
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Mets game was interesting. First batter for NY hit a home run that was reviewed and changed to a double. That's the only hit they got all game.

Also, the other NY team scores 2 in top of 1st with a home run 2nd batter in. Only runs they score all night and lose 7-2 against the Rockies.
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In reply to tjack16 • 12:24a, 7/15/23
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tjack16 said:
Farmer1906 said:
100-62


50-21 to finish the year…. Where do I sign up for this


49-21
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12:26a, 7/15/23
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so this, uh, isn't great logic...
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In reply to W • 12:27a, 7/15/23
Still making Ws out of nothing at all.
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7:44a, 7/15/23
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If he didn't have such an extreme reverse split Seth could be a good trade target.

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In reply to redline248 • 7:44a, 7/15/23
"We talkin' ass with independent suspension."

"We talkin' two split cheeked orbs floatin in space. On display like a couple honeybaked hams."

This is wordsmithing at its finest. Major props to who ever wrote this.
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7:54a, 7/15/23
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Might want to tune in and watch James Paxton this afternoon. Astros have had more than one conversation involving him.
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In reply to redline248 • 8:04a, 7/15/23
redline248 said:
jah003 said:
YPOFA.
Here's a post from another thread that I think it's relevant

Quote:
These split ass shorts and yoga pants may be the greatest invention of human kind.

We talkin' ass with independent suspension.

You see this at the gym. You see this at the grocery store. Its standard issue garb in 2023.

We talkin' two split cheeked orbs floatin in space. On display like a couple honeybaked hams.

There's no better time to be alive.
Maybe I'm a germaphob but the first thing that comes to mind for me is, "I hope she wipes really good".
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In reply to MaxPower • 8:11a, 7/15/23
I have to say that is the last thing on my mind when I see a gorgeous rear like that, but it would seem to promote more hygiene by necessity and thereby increase the odds that she stays very clean back there.

In a grocery store, I might just stay in the produce section for 4 hours if I saw women walking around looking like that.
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In reply to texasaggie2015 • 8:12a, 7/15/23
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I really wanted him back in 2018ish. He's having a fantastic year after stimming it up the last few.
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In reply to agdaddy04 • 8:23a, 7/15/23
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agdaddy04 said:
Mets game was interesting. First batter for NY hit a home run that was reviewed and changed to a double. That's the only hit they got all game.

Also, the other NY team scores 2 in top of 1st with a home run 2nd batter in. Only runs they score all night and lose 7-2 against the Rockies.

Yankees now tied for last place in the division
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In reply to texasaggie2015 • 8:41a, 7/15/23
He makes sense. Shouldn't cost too much. They seem to like Dubon. Not sure multiple years of Dubon is worth giving up for a rental of Paxton. Maybe another piece could be involved. Dubon and Chas for Paxton and Verdugo?
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In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 8:42a, 7/15/23
EastCoastAgNc said:
agdaddy04 said:
Mets game was interesting. First batter for NY hit a home run that was reviewed and changed to a double. That's the only hit they got all game.

Also, the other NY team scores 2 in top of 1st with a home run 2nd batter in. Only runs they score all night and lose 7-2 against the Rockies.

Yankees now tied for last place in the division


And it was all the hitting coach's fault. Oh wait.
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