That Yankee emblem with the 4-0 next to

100% agree. Yankees have become more of our rivals over the last 7-9 years. I'll never root for them.

2015: 1-0
2017: 4-3
2019: 4-2
2022: 4-0

13-5 & ended their season 4 times.

Speaking of the Yankees, I love ready tweets like this. Its so true. And there isn't a damn thing they can do about it.

Ugh. This team. Replace George Springer? No problem. Let Carlos Correa walk, and there’s Jeremy Peña. Justin Verlander has a Cy Young season and they let him walk. Here’s Hunter Brown!

Just aggravatingly well-run. pic.twitter.com/60qTyHopHR

— Nestor’s Apple 🍎 (@appleofnestor) April 27, 2023

BTKAG97 said:

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FrioAg 00 said:

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There are people in this world you can smack, and there are people in this world you cannot. Knowing the difference is important.

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While not the exact quote, The Departed is an amazing movie.

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You could do an entire Astros / TexAgs thread in Departed gifs


Dusty making the lineup card and seeing he has Diaz and Salazar available.


Yordan when he hits a home run and then watches Abreu strikes out.



Altuve when he comes back and sees Dubon batting leadoff and hitting .330.



TexAgs when Diaz is on the lineup card.



TexAgs when some whines about Dubon not walking enough during his 20-game hit streak.



Yordan greeting Robbie Ray in Game 1 of the ALDS last year.



Most of us trying to make small talk with Julia Morales

Jack nodding is from Anger Management.

Looking for Spadilly Travolta.gif?

The Porkchop Express said:

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BTKAG97 said:

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FrioAg 00 said:

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There are people in this world you can smack, and there are people in this world you cannot. Knowing the difference is important.

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While not the exact quote, The Departed is an amazing movie.

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You could do an entire Astros / TexAgs thread in Departed gifs


Dusty making the lineup card and seeing he has Diaz and Salazar available.


Yordan when he hits a home run and then watches Abreu strikes out.



Altuve when he comes back and sees Dubon batting leadoff and hitting .330.



TexAgs when Diaz is on the lineup card.



TexAgs when some whines about Dubon not walking enough during his 20-game hit streak.



Yordan greeting Robbie Ray in Game 1 of the ALDS last year.



Most of us trying to make small talk with Julia Morales

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Haha, reminds me of our flight to Seattle for the 18-inning game……

Intentional walks:
Barry Bonds during his MLB career -------> 688
Tampa Bay Rays in their existence -------> 664

— Codify (@CodifyBaseball) April 27, 2023

BB: 2986 games
TB: 3971 games

Off days…

The rangers are in the 6th inning against the Yankees and since the game has started they have 1 new post on their thread. And they call themselves fans lol

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What was wrong with Joe Buck's HR calls?

His WS Game 5 calls were great. Particularly the Gurriel and Springer HRs.

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And his "Altuve……has just sent the Astros……to the World Series!!!!" call was one of the all time greats.

Rays taking their anger out on the Chisox.

Tied for first. GLF!!!

Rangers go down on a golden sombrero.

Their summer swoon is starting early.

Slow start, tied for first by the end of April. Yawn.

I don't like Joe Buck's tendency to obsess about 1 player in a series and act like that guy is the end all, be all of baseball.

He did it with Juan Soto, then he did it with KeKe Hernandez. It's like he's trying to force a narrative instead of calling the game and the series the way it unfolds.

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Slow start, tied for first by the end of April. Yawn.

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On the off day, I was enjoying thinking about all the haters out there and their sheer joy every offseason at the thought of the Astros demise followed by bitter disappointment every year when our poorly rated minor league developmental system consistently churns out stars. It's one of my greatest joys in life.

Haters in Winter 2018 - I can't believe they let Morton go, he didn't even sign a big contract! That seems like a mistake.
Haters in Spring/Summer 2019 - Well this Yordan kid is a monster. How does he get traded for Josh Fields? How? Oh well, he's basically their last big prospect and they are about to get decimated by Free Agency. Enjoy the last moments of relevance Astros fans.
Haters in Winter 2019 - Suck it Astros. Cole is a Yankee and you are about to get dominated
Haters in Sping/Summer 2020 - So Framber Valdez decides to just become a badass and then they also have this kid Javier throwing s*** no one can seem to touch and they signed them both for like $6.75 and a pack of smokes? That's really life? This isn't some Disney movie? Oh well, they aren't winning the division so kiss the playoffs goodbye cheaters!!! What do you mean "Altered Playoff Format"?
Haters in Winter 2020 - Springer, how are they gonna replace him? They were lucky to make the playoffs in this fake format but this is the beginning of the end!!!
Haters in Spring/Summer 2021- So they have another pitcher they signed for a bag of 1994 Topps trading cards? WTF is that windup Luis Garcia. Seriously, though how do they keep finding pitchers? Oh well, this should be it for their pitching prospects for awhile since Whitley sucks.
Haters in Winter 2021- The golden boy is gone. Mr number one pick is gone and they signed no one to replace him. Their lineup is so f***ed.
Haters in Spring 2022 - is this some kind of sick joke? How do they lose the franchise guy and not miss a beat? This kid Peña looks great. Oh well, he'll hit the rookie wall and fade in the playoffs.
Haters in Winter 2022- They are losing Verlander and aren't resigning Yuli. I mean yeah they will be good but that will knock them down a peg behind the Yankees, Mets, Padres, Braves….
Haters Spring 2023 - So these f***ers replaced JV with …a younger JV, these lucky b*******. And who in the flying f*** is Dubon? Is that the kid that looked like the bat boy? Like how does this s*** keep happening.

Wabs said:

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Slow start, tied for first by the end of April. Yawn.

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it's good to play in the AL West

Ph*ck the Fillies

Just a throwback to last fall since we had an off day yesterday

Good morning to…Houston, Texas only. This incredible team will be talked about to our grandchildren like folklore. What an absolute monster of an organization. It should make every @astros fan proud to know how sick with jealousy the haters are today.😏#LevelUp #WorldSeries 🤘🏼🔥 pic.twitter.com/fq63K7NzVW

— Adam Clanton (@adamclanton) November 6, 2022

Prosperdick said:

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Just realized it's another stupid Apple TV game tonight...crap.

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switch to the astros radio crew, and enjoy the 4k video

FYI, on the Apple TV+ MLB broadcasts, you can switch the audio to either team’s radio feed. Open up the audio menu by selecting this icon. pic.twitter.com/8eF4RxVNbu

— Tony Adams (@adams_at) April 21, 2023

That's a really cool feature on the broadcast.