***** 2023 Houston Astros Season Thread *****

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In reply to Harry Dunne • 10:17p, 4/14/23
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No this the end. It's over.the window is closed forever. We will never have another winning season
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10:32p, 4/14/23
AG
the sluggish April start continues
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10:53p, 4/14/23
If we can take 2/3 or 3/4 most series like we did last year I'll be quite happy

We hardly ever swept last year it seems.

Abreu stats are okay but give it some time. So far he's an improvement to last year's Yuli which is what he's here for

Though so far this year's Yuli is doing pretty similar so let's hope Abreu turns it around
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In reply to Harry Dunne • 11:01p, 4/14/23
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Harry Dunne said:
Verne Lundquist said:
This team is bad
You ash holes that only show up to moan during losing streaks have always snapped this team right back to its winning ways.

So I welcome you and I say spill the contents of your yeasty vadges all over this thread.
whatever it takes to stop from sucking
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11:10p, 4/14/23
Rangers fans already fellating themselves about this season
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In reply to Ciboag96 • 11:18p, 4/14/23
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Ciboag96 said:
Rangers fans already fellating themselves about this season


I would say they're playing above their pay grade but they paid out the ass. Can they sustain through 162 though
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In reply to Ciboag96 • 11:37p, 4/14/23
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Ciboag96 said:
Rangers fans already fellating themselves about this season


It's the Rangers...They fellate each other.
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In reply to Ciboag96 • 11:38p, 4/14/23
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Ciboag96 said:
Rangers fans already fellating themselves about this season
Sounds like us in 2015. They whipped our ass tonight. I'd be celebrating too.
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11:58p, 4/14/23
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This is too good

Bellinger gets standing O in return to Dodger stadium then gets a pitch clock violation.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrCmVCGNBsA/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y
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In reply to Ciboag96 • 12:35a, 4/15/23
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Ciboag96 said:
Rangers fans already fellating themselves about this season

Gotta be excited about April when you haven't won in October.

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7:55a, 4/15/23
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4 things we know for sure will happen pretty much each year based on recent history

1. Sluggish start in April
2. Cold stretch in August
3. One of our hitters will deal with a nagging injury that we get no clarity on.
4. We make it to the ALCS

We know all this stuff is coming. So quit panicking on 1-3
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In reply to Ag_07 • 8:19a, 4/15/23
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Ag_07 said:
This is too good

Bellinger gets standing O in return to Dodger stadium then gets a pitch clock violation.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrCmVCGNBsA/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y


Look, I absolutely hate Bellinger, but even still this seems unnecessary. These umps could at least show some awareness...
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8:37a, 4/15/23
AG
Yeah. That is so stupid by the ump.
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In reply to AgSportsFan89 • 8:53a, 4/15/23
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Oh I completely agree. Stupid

It's just such a perfect thing to happen with that guy in the box.
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In reply to Ag_07 • 9:19a, 4/15/23
Ag_07 said:
Ciboag96 said:
Rangers fans already fellating themselves about this season


It's the Rangers...They fellate each other.


They're either jerking each other off in the locker room with their brother of the same name, or claw and antlering themselves to completion.
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9:42a, 4/15/23
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Astros need to wake up and grab the next 2 games. After this it's home for Toronto, at Atlanta, at Tampa - three teams with a combined 33-9 record right now.
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 10:13a, 4/15/23
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The Porkchop Express said:
Astros need to wake up and grab the next 2 games. After this it's home for Toronto, at Atlanta, at Tampa - three teams with a combined 33-9 record right now.


Will this be a year where we suck against bad teams and are elite against good teams? Like 2021
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12:17p, 4/15/23
AG
I know this has been asked a thousand times but I'll make it a thousand and one.

What streaming service has AT&T sportsnet, TNT, ESPN, and ABC (local channels)?
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In reply to k20dub • 12:35p, 4/15/23
AG
I think DirecTV streaming service is your only option.
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1:05p, 4/15/23
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Funny stuff in New York. Domingo German is examined by the umpires for sticky stuff, so he goes to the clubhouse and washes his hands. He os allowed to continue.
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In reply to OKCAg2002 • 1:07p, 4/15/23
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Saw that. They had a lonnng chat with Boone, then let German keep pitching. Twins manager then gets tossed for arguing he shouldn't be allowed to keep pitching if he was busted even if he went and got rid of the sticky stuff.
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1:09p, 4/15/23
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And he's perfect through 4. Ball is moving all over the place. It saying he's cheating, but it sure is suspicious.
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1:11p, 4/15/23
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Twins broadcast reading the umps lips when talking to German - "I told you to wipe it off"
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1:13p, 4/15/23
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1:14p, 4/15/23
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As he's smelling his hand
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1:16p, 4/15/23
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I was wondering why Rocco Baldelli was trending.
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1:21p, 4/15/23
AG
Longer clip


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In reply to TRM • 1:29p, 4/15/23
No trashcan involved. Not interested move along
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1:33p, 4/15/23
Behind enemy lines this afternoon…
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In reply to Teddy Perkins • 1:35p, 4/15/23
Teddy Perkins said:
Saw that. They had a lonnng chat with Boone, then let German keep pitching. Twins manager then gets tossed for arguing he shouldn't be allowed to keep pitching if he was busted even if he went and got rid of the sticky stuff.
Yankees cheating. Don't get punished. But another team does.

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In reply to TRM • 1:50p, 4/15/23
TRM said:
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What utter BS. If that is the new policy I would send every one of our pitchers out there with the same sticky stuff, pitch until they catch us then go wash our hands and continue to pitch. Of course that isn't the policy, except for the Yankees
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1:53p, 4/15/23
Meyers starting again. Someone needs to take the pen away from Dusty!
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In reply to iamtheglove • 1:54p, 4/15/23
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In reply to f1ghtintexasaggie • 1:59p, 4/15/23
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I don't get it. Just don't get it. If you must, put Dubon in CF and play Hensley at 2B.
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