***** 2023 Houston Astros Season Thread *****

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Folks I have a disgusting admission, and I need some help. Fair warning.

Wednesday started like any other day; got up, took a shower, put on a new pair of underwear, etc. ….Astros win…

Thursday morning, I woke up extremely late, jumped out of the shower and grabbed the first pair of underwear I could find…accidentally grabbing the same pair I had worn the day before. Disgusting, I know, but don't act like it has never happened to you….Astros win….

I think you see where this is going

Today, thankfully, I wore fresh drawers like a normal member of civilization….until…. When the Bregman struck out in the 7th, I knew what I had to do. Yeah, you're got damn right I dug through the hamper and put those dirty boxers back on.

I STEPPED UP. The results speak for themselves.

Disgusting, I know. The only question now is what's the play? They are thankfully back in the hamper where they belong at the moment. I am torn between normal human hygiene expectations and the fierce superstition that is baseball fandom.
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Farmer1906 said:

W said:

top 5 all-time playoff win for the 'stros


I wanted to agree but then I thought

Winning 2017 WS
Winning 2032 WS
WS No no at the game
2017 game 5
Altuve sends the Astros to the WS in 2019

There is an argument it's outside the top 5.


I know this is weird but, 2017 WS game 5 tops the list for me. The absolute most emotionally draining game I've ever watched and, when we won, I knew for a fact we were winning it all. It was just a formality after that.

2. 2022 WS game 6
3. Altuve LCS HR off Chapman
4. This game
5. 2017 WS game 7
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You have to commit now. Every time I haven't worn Astros gear, they've won. Including today.
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Who has home field if Astros and Phillies win?
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Sunday is just 1 day away...
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Love that he was thinking about making it a double play.

~egon
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BayAg_14 said:

Who has home field if Astros and Phillies win?
Phillies
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Phils
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BayAg_14 said:

Who has home field if Astros and Phillies win?


Phillies
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Mathguy64 said:

EastCoastAgNc said:


When keeping it real goes wrong...
The problem is Garcia knows what he did pimping that HR. He can't think anything else.
What's ironic is Garcia pimped that home run like the roided up dip**** they accuse Yordan of being and this is the same team that WORSHIPPED Odor for cheap shot punching Bautista for....wait for it....pimping a home run.

Here's the thing...it's an unwritten rule that if you hit a walkoff home run you can pimp that all you want, like Yordan in game 1 against Seattle. You don't pimp it in the 6th inning or karma will bite you.

Kinda like A&M - UCLA and the pimp stick. We were just asking for it.
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BayAg_14 said:

Who has home field if Astros and Phillies win?


Phillies on head to head
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Where is Spadilly? Too much information Vince!
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kegstand said:

Folks I have a disgusting admission, and I need some help. Fair warning.

Wednesday started like any other day; got up, took a shower, put on a new pair of underwear, etc. ….Astros win…

Thursday morning, I woke up extremely late, jumped out of the shower and grabbed the first pair of underwear I could find…accidentally grabbing the same pair I had worn the day before. Disgusting, I know, but don't act like it has never happened to you….Astros win….

I think you see where this is going

Today, thankfully, I wore fresh drawers like a normal member of civilization….until…. When the Bregman struck out in the 7th, I knew what I had to do. Yeah, you're got damn right I dug through the hamper and put those dirty boxers back on.

I STEPPED UP. The results speak for themselves.

Disgusting, I know. The only question now is what's the play? They are thankfully back in the hamper where they belong at the moment. I am torn between normal human hygiene expectations and the fierce superstition that is baseball fandom.
Is there an actual question there Counselor?
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EastCoastAgNc said:





"We felt like Garcia was the aggressor" Oh gee really, you think?!
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Charlie Conway said:

BayAg_14 said:

Who has home field if Astros and Phillies win?
Phillies


Seems like good news.
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What a game! Lesmiles.gif
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I've had a beverage tonight for every Altuve career postseason home run. Won't feel great tomorrow but that's okay. Love this team. Love you guys. Let's finish this ****ing series. Dammit I love this team.
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Mathguy64 said:

Lost in all this was Ryan Pressly. 6 outs and the win. He came in no outs and 2 on after the idiocy and gave them nothing.

Dude has ice water running through his veins. He's a soul sucking mofo.
One of the toughest ways to win the day after a one pitch win. God I love baseball.
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texasaggie2015 said:

I've had a beverage tonight for every Altuve career postseason home run. Won't feel great tomorrow but that's okay. Love this team. Love you guys. Let's finish this ****ing series. Dammit I love this team.
Tomorrow is an off day. Have to be ready on Sunday
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Current mood:

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I would do anything for Jose Altuve
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JohnnyTexAg1995 said:

I think this was all our reactions haha


That's awesome.
plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose
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Dusty was tossed bc he threw his hat?
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Here's my take on Garcia and his antics

A) It wasn't intentional

B) IF it was be a man and take your base. You pimped it rightfully so but don't pimp it out and the act like a bltch if you get beaned.

That's what pisses me off about the bat flip generation. Everyone wants a to pimp a HR but no one wants to stand in there and take it.

I like the personality and the fire and the showboating but I don't like that these can't take it when someone fires back.
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Kinda like A&M - UCLA and the pimp stick. We were just asking for it.

Work games I've been in attendance

UCLA
59-0
Iowa State 2005
2019 ws game 7


Hey btw I'm 3-0 in lcs games, if anyone wants to buy me a ticket for Sunday lol
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Papaw Dusty wasn't happy!

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texasaggie2015 said:

I would do anything for Jose Altuve

Cut the power to Minute Maid and ensure it will take a month to repair.
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Hell of a play. I was worried about SS with Peña being taken out, but he came up big.
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Fatbreu now has more postseason RBIs this year than Biggio did his entire career.
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Ag_07 said:

Here's my take on Garcia and his antics

A) It wasn't intentional

B) IF it was be a man and take your base. You pimped it rightfully so but don't pimp it out and the act like a bltch if you get beaned.

That's what pisses me off about the bat flip generation. Everyone wants a to pimp a HR but no one wants to stand in there and take it.

I like the personality and the fire and the showboating but I don't like that these can't take it when someone fires back.
I don't think it was intentional but I guarantee he was pitching high and inside.

And Garcia came up in B8 looking for it. He knew what he did on the HR was he knew what the price was going to be. And he still acted the ass. He cost them the game.
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JohnnyTexAg1995 said:

All I do is Nguyen said:


worst thing about rangers being mad about Abreu, is literally the pitch after the 3 run blast he almost takes of doobies head and no one cares lol
Well at least a couple of Arlington fans behind the plate cheered it.
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BQRyno said:

Did they forget that was NOT the first pitch Abreu threw to Garcia? He literally says "the first pitch."
It was the first pitch
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My uneducated, rarely-post-here list of best games from this era:

1. 2017 Dodgers Game 5
2. 2017 Dodgers Game 2
3. Tonight's game
4. 2019 Yankees Game 6
5. 2019 Yankees Game 2 (Correa walk-off)
6. 2020 Tampa Bay Game 6 (Correa walk-off)
7. 2017 Dodgers Game 7
8. 2023 Philadelphia Game 6
9. 2019 Tampa Bay Game 5
10. 2021 Boston Game 4? (late inning lead changes)

I like lead-changes and walk-offs.

Other great games from my lifetime:

2004 St. Louis Game 5 (crazy Beltran HR and Jeff Kent walk-off)
2005 St. Louis Game 5? (double play to end game)
2005 Atlanta Game 4 (Chris Burke walk-off)
2004 Atlanta Game 3 (18 innings, watched the whole 6 hours sitting at the bar at Fitzwilly's)
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Bob Lee said:

BayAg_14 said:

Who has home field if Astros and Phillies win?


Phillies on head to head


Even the most diehard Stros fan will struggle to name the Stros DH for the first game of that series
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