I would pay $1,000 for the PA announcer at MInute Maid to announce "let's give a warm Astro welcome back to Carlos Correa!" the first time the Giants and Mets come to town.Frok said:The Porkchop Express said:
Correa would have got that.
Just kidding he would have been on the IR already.
How was his debut with the Giants/Mets/Twins today?
and then have a scripted thing where he thinks he's turned the mic off and says "What? They did what? And he failed the physical again? What idiots!"