***Official Houston Astros 2022-23 Offseason Thread***

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And a world series title right? Seeing those numbers it definitely doesn't make sense.
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The Porkchop Express said:

Marvin said:

The Porkchop Express said:

Also a quality post from Marvin after we lost to the Blue Jays to get to 11-11 on May 2.

A case can be made that the Astros are actually worse than their record, with one of the worst offenses in the entire MLB.

and W

the Astros are a classic .500 team

cannot get the hitting and pitching in-synch.

when they pitch...they don't hit

and when they hit...they don't pitch



I am certainly guilty of hyperbole, but you choose to cherry pick a comment about an 11-11 team sputtering out of the gate? I normally enjoy your posts, so stick to fun and informative stuff. You're better than this.







I really just tossed a couple of posts out from the one day of a 2,375 page thread. I didn't realize feelings were going to be hurt. And I'm definitely not better than this.


Well, I said much dumber stuff than that so at least put some effort into calling people out. If that's your shtick moving forward…
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Since everyone was chill and not upset at all about old posts, I decided to find some more for the good of the thread. I think I've found the single coldest take from 2022.


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We all say stuff in the moment that later after a WS trophy turns out dumb.

Just laugh about it and don't take it personally.
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Won't lie I'm following this Correa story like it's a tabloid
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Beau Holder said:

Won't lie I'm following this Correa story like it's a tabloid


Me too. It's fascinating

I was talking about it today while golfing with some buddies and one brought up what if he's decided he wants to be in NY and his side says 'OK we wanna work this out and are willing to renegotiate'?

At that point he loses all leverage and the Mets have him by the balls.

And apparently Boras has been more substantive than when this all went down with SF. Was he not being substantive then and why he is he now? I think they know something is up.
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Ag_07 said:

Beau Holder said:

Won't lie I'm following this Correa story like it's a tabloid


Me too. It's fascinating

I was talking about it today while golfing with some buddies and one brought up what if he's decided he wants to be in NY and his side says 'OK we wanna work this out and are willing to renegotiate'?

At that point he loses all leverage and the Mets have him by the balls.

And apparently Boras has been more substantive than when this all went down with SF. Was he not being substantive then and why he is he now? I think they know something is up.
So damn glad we've got Pena!
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The Porkchop Express said:

Marvin said:

The Porkchop Express said:

Also a quality post from Marvin after we lost to the Blue Jays to get to 11-11 on May 2.

A case can be made that the Astros are actually worse than their record, with one of the worst offenses in the entire MLB.

and W

the Astros are a classic .500 team

cannot get the hitting and pitching in-synch.

when they pitch...they don't hit

and when they hit...they don't pitch



I am certainly guilty of hyperbole, but you choose to cherry pick a comment about an 11-11 team sputtering out of the gate? I normally enjoy your posts, so stick to fun and informative stuff. You're better than this.







I really just tossed a couple of posts out from the one day of a 2,375 page thread. I didn't realize feelings were going to be hurt. And I'm definitely not better than this.
Sorry I suggested the cold take bit. I did not realize people were going to be so yeasty about it.

Feel free to post my worst ones. I know there are many to choose from.
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Marvin said:

The Porkchop Express said:

Marvin said:

The Porkchop Express said:

Also a quality post from Marvin after we lost to the Blue Jays to get to 11-11 on May 2.

A case can be made that the Astros are actually worse than their record, with one of the worst offenses in the entire MLB.

and W

the Astros are a classic .500 team

cannot get the hitting and pitching in-synch.

when they pitch...they don't hit

and when they hit...they don't pitch



I am certainly guilty of hyperbole, but you choose to cherry pick a comment about an 11-11 team sputtering out of the gate? I normally enjoy your posts, so stick to fun and informative stuff. You're better than this.







I really just tossed a couple of posts out from the one day of a 2,375 page thread. I didn't realize feelings were going to be hurt. And I'm definitely not better than this.


Well, I said much dumber stuff than that so at least put some effort into calling people out. If that's your shtick moving forward…
As a third party I have to say I thought the comment was light hearted and meant no criticism. You said the Astros were playing like a classic .500 team and at the time it was true. You did not make any season predictions based on that. I hope we can keep this thread from turning south.
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Farmer1906 said:

Since everyone was chill and not upset at all about old posts, I decided to find some more for the good of the thread. I think I've found the single coldest take from 2022.




This was definitely the hottest take

redline248 said:

LFG
TOFA + AOFA can't lose
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I dont get what the problem is. Someone said I should find some funny posts so I tossed a couple of them out there from last may. Do you think I have a vendetta against you or I'm trying to ostracize you on texags? If you know anything about me, you know I don't want that for anyone. It was meant ad harmless fun. I'm going to keep writing my weekly reviews but definitely won't be quoting any posts again.
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The Porkchop Express said:

I dont get what the problem is. Someone said I should find some funny posts so I tossed a couple of them out there from last may. Do you think I have a vendetta against you or I'm trying to ostracize you on texags? If you know anything about me, you know I don't want that for anyone. It was meant ad harmless fun. I'm going to keep writing my weekly reviews but definitely won't be quoting any posts again.


I probably overreacted in the moment… which is why there are much dumber in-game comments of mine to post.

You have my express written permission to find freezing cold takes and do your best impersonation of my ex-wife (not Mrs. Marvin) by telling me what a colossal idiot I am.
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The Porkchop Express said:

I dont get what the problem is. Someone said I should find some funny posts so I tossed a couple of them out there from last may. Do you think I have a vendetta against you or I'm trying to ostracize you on texags? If you know anything about me, you know I don't want that for anyone. It was meant ad harmless fun. I'm going to keep writing my weekly reviews but definitely won't be quoting any posts again.


I think all of us have been here long enough to know a lot of us shoot our mouths off and say stupid **** during the games.

I think things get lost in translation over the interwebs.

Porkchop, you do you. Marvin, W, we love you guys. There should be no issues.
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The Porkchop Express said:

I dont get what the problem is. Someone said I should find some funny posts so I tossed a couple of them out there from last may. Do you think I have a vendetta against you or I'm trying to ostracize you on texags? If you know anything about me, you know I don't want that for anyone. It was meant ad harmless fun. I'm going to keep writing my weekly reviews but definitely won't be quoting any posts again.


Quote mine all you want. They should be hilarious.
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agproducer said:

The Porkchop Express said:

I dont get what the problem is. Someone said I should find some funny posts so I tossed a couple of them out there from last may. Do you think I have a vendetta against you or I'm trying to ostracize you on texags? If you know anything about me, you know I don't want that for anyone. It was meant ad harmless fun. I'm going to keep writing my weekly reviews but definitely won't be quoting any posts again.


I think all of us have been here long enough to know a lot of us shoot our mouths off and say stupid **** during the games.

I think things get lost in translation over the interwebs.

Porkchop, you do you. Marvin, W, we love you guys. They're should be no issues.



LOL, look at the improper use of their/there/they're by this turkey! Produce and translate that!
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There's some truly funny stuff on the Rangers thread right now.

1. Bauer is not a bad guy. He just got screwed by MLB.
2. Most Astros fans are bandwagon fans. Most on this thread can't even name one of our MiLB affiliates. They never met an Astros fan at A&M
3. They don't care about the Astros

And of course the time-honored our championships aren't legit bc we tanked to get them.
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I guarantee I had some 9th circle of hell cold takes in last year's thread.
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Harry Dunne said:

There's some truly funny stuff on the Rangers thread right now.

1. Bauer is not a bad guy. He just got screwed by MLB.
2. Most Astros fans are bandwagon fans. Most on this thread can't even name one of our MiLB affiliates. They never met an Astros fan at A&M
3. They don't care about the Astros

And of course the time-honored our championships aren't legit bc we tanked to get them.

They are just mad they spent a load on Seager and Semien and still lost 94 games.
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Harry Dunne said:

And of course the time-honored our championships aren't legit bc we tanked to get them.


What do they call what they have been doing for the vast majority of the history of their franchise?
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Goodbye Kate. Hello Mrs Valdez.


Lonestar_Ag09
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Please no.
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Harry Dunne said:

There's some truly funny stuff on the Rangers thread right now.

1. Bauer is not a bad guy. He just got screwed by MLB.
2. Most Astros fans are bandwagon fans. Most on this thread can't even name one of our MiLB affiliates. They never met an Astros fan at A&M
3. They don't care about the Astros

And of course the time-honored our championships aren't legit bc we tanked to get them.


Chet and Thurston never met anyone from Houston at A&M? Gotta call BS on that one.
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Autocorrect does indeed suck!

The post is fixed. I guess the offseason brings out the grammar smack talk as well.
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Harry Dunne said:

There's some truly funny stuff on the Rangers thread right now.

1. Bauer is not a bad guy. He just got screwed by MLB.
2. Most Astros fans are bandwagon fans. Most on this thread can't even name one of our MiLB affiliates. They never met an Astros fan at A&M
3. They don't care about the Astros

And of course the time-honored our championships aren't legit bc we tanked to get them.


I like the fact that the poster talking about Astros fans being bandwagon fans posted at 4 in the morning.
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Dallas sports fans are closet sips.
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Framber ****ing rules
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2040 Rotation


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Lonestar_Ag09 said:

Please no.
I bet Mrs. Framber has 4 or 5 moves that Kate Upton has never heard of.
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Harry Dunne said:

There's some truly funny stuff on the Rangers thread right now.

1. Bauer is not a bad guy. He just got screwed by MLB.
2. Most Astros fans are bandwagon fans. Most on this thread can't even name one of our MiLB affiliates. They never met an Astros fan at A&M
3. They don't care about the Astros

And of course the time-honored our championships aren't legit bc we tanked to get them.

Reading this in my space cowboys hat right now lol
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Framber's son on the right is showing you his two-seamer grip!
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I often forget the Rangers are still a franchise.

No need to bring that trash over here.
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Nino Brown said:

I often forget the Rangers are still a franchise.

No need to bring that trash over here.
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Marvin said:

The Porkchop Express said:

Also a quality post from Marvin after we lost to the Blue Jays to get to 11-11 on May 2.

A case can be made that the Astros are actually worse than their record, with one of the worst offenses in the entire MLB.

and W

the Astros are a classic .500 team

cannot get the hitting and pitching in-synch.

when they pitch...they don't hit

and when they hit...they don't pitch



I am certainly guilty of hyperbole, but you choose to cherry pick a comment about an 11-11 team sputtering out of the gate? I normally enjoy your posts, so stick to fun and informative stuff. You're better than this.







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