***Official Houston Astros 2022-23 Offseason Thread***

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In reply to Farmer1906 • 10:06a, 12/15/22
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where's Bagwell when we need him?

he needs to tell Crane to get them signed for another year in the booth
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In reply to TarponChaser • 10:12a, 12/15/22
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If a buddy txts or tells me that he saw some celeb that I am a fan of at some ordinary place they were at like a store or whatever, I would enjoy hearing the story and I would enjoy it more if they had a picture, even if it is just the celeb by themselves and not taking a pic with my buddy.

I can't fathom being a celeb and being annoyed someone took a picture of me at a public place without me knowing.
Okay, so now we're talking about like running into Jessica Alba or something like that in a public place. I get it now my man.


What is she up to these days? Haven't seen her in a movie or anything in a long time. She was one been on of the top smoke-shows on the planet in the early-2000's.
No clue. Actually met her one summer in LA with Pink at a restaurant. One of my buddies is a tennis pro and used to train Randy Jackson's kids and few other celebs so met a lot in that early 2000's range.

I should have got them digits..kidding, think she has been more focused raising her kids as her hubby is a director. I met her around the time Into the Blue had just come out. Couldn't get this image out of my head while being introduced to her and speaking with her first time. It was challenging to focus lol.


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In reply to W • 10:18a, 12/15/22
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where's Bagwell when we need him?

he needs to tell Crane to get them signed for another year in the booth

TK and Blum are too big on analytics for Bagwell. Actually he's probably why they're not signed.
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10:44a, 12/15/22
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Maybe we can bring back Dave Raymond and Brett Dolan
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In reply to TarponChaser • 11:25a, 12/15/22
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TarponChaser said:
Taxman90 said:
Texaggie7nine said:
If a buddy txts or tells me that he saw some celeb that I am a fan of at some ordinary place they were at like a store or whatever, I would enjoy hearing the story and I would enjoy it more if they had a picture, even if it is just the celeb by themselves and not taking a pic with my buddy.

I can't fathom being a celeb and being annoyed someone took a picture of me at a public place without me knowing.


Friend of mine was vacationing in Italy this summer and he sent me a picture of Tom Brady. He actually talked with him a bit and even had a quick message on FaceTime for my friends son who was back home finishing a HS football practice. Meanwhile Giselle and her Mom were fuming because their yacht wasn't ready because Tom screwed up the reservation. The handwriting was on the wall.
She's the quintessential example of "no matter how hot she is, some dude somewhere is tired of her bull*****"

Don't get me wrong, she's an all-time smoke show and every dude on here would huff her farts and ask for more, but can you imagine how much of a beat-down it would be to deal with a woman who's never really worked a real job or had to work hard but became a billionaire simply because she won the genetic lottery and is preposterously beautiful? The ego and entitlement would be nuclear weapons-grade.

Meanwhile, Brady has worked his ass off for over 20 years to go from a complete afterthought to arguably the greatest QB to ever play the game and is legendary for being so competitive that he's probably the dad who just wrecks his kids in every type of game they play. Brady probably gets pissed if he loses at CandyLand.
Lol. I have a story of a friend's sister and her family stuck in mud in a van in Costa Rice where Gizelle got out and helped them them maneuver the van out of the mud while Brady just stayed in his car and yelled for her to hurry it up. When they're both that rich, they're both that arrogant. Don't put him on a pedestal. Don't put any of them on a pedestal.
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In reply to TarponChaser • 11:27a, 12/15/22
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TarponChaser said:
Nino Brown said:
Texaggie7nine said:
If a buddy txts or tells me that he saw some celeb that I am a fan of at some ordinary place they were at like a store or whatever, I would enjoy hearing the story and I would enjoy it more if they had a picture, even if it is just the celeb by themselves and not taking a pic with my buddy.

I can't fathom being a celeb and being annoyed someone took a picture of me at a public place without me knowing.
Okay, so now we're talking about like running into Jessica Alba or something like that in a public place. I get it now my man.


What is she up to these days? Haven't seen her in a movie or anything in a long time. She was one been on of the top smoke-shows on the planet in the early-2000's.


She slowed her Hollywood career quite a bit when she became a mom (respect), and never really came back in a big way.

She cofounded a company that went public, giving her a valuation north of $100m for her share, but that company has cratered since then and I don't know how much she cashed out early.

Im sure she's somewhere out there being hot and counting her money.
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11:42a, 12/15/22
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In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 11:44a, 12/15/22
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For real, if these are based on their new QD-OLED panels, these will be badass.
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In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 11:51a, 12/15/22
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Hopefully as part of this they upgraded the hidden cameras we have trained on the catcher's signs, amirite?
Formerly Willy Wonka
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1:14p, 12/15/22
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"multi-year deal". Uh oh, hope we didn't commit too much long term
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1:18p, 12/15/22
Any Korean player pipeline they can hook Jim up with?
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In reply to JYDog90 • 1:36p, 12/15/22
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EastCoastAgNc said:
Hopefully as part of this they upgraded the hidden cameras we have trained on the catcher's signs, amirite?


Naw. Kiss cam will now project in eleventy-billion pixels that 45yr old thot tongue slapping her 68yr old prime season tix daddy
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In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 1:42p, 12/15/22
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Thats a terrible idea. Samsung electronics crap out before 5 years. Hope they got the extended warranty
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In reply to Bad Poster • 1:43p, 12/15/22
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Thats a terrible idea. Samsung electronics crap out before 5 years. Hope they got the extended warranty


In before someone talks about their icemaker
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Thats a terrible idea. Samsung electronics crap out before 5 years. Hope they got the extended warranty
That's built-in. If it lasts forever then you won't come back and buy more often enough.
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Thats a terrible idea. Samsung electronics crap out before 5 years. Hope they got the extended warranty


In before someone talks about their icemaker
Dude...don't even get me started.


I know cause I used to own one. Crapped out right after the warranty expired. I think it lasted for 2 years. Straight bull****
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In reply to FrioAg 00 • 2:12p, 12/15/22
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FrioAg 00 said:
TarponChaser said:
Nino Brown said:
Texaggie7nine said:
If a buddy txts or tells me that he saw some celeb that I am a fan of at some ordinary place they were at like a store or whatever, I would enjoy hearing the story and I would enjoy it more if they had a picture, even if it is just the celeb by themselves and not taking a pic with my buddy.

I can't fathom being a celeb and being annoyed someone took a picture of me at a public place without me knowing.
Okay, so now we're talking about like running into Jessica Alba or something like that in a public place. I get it now my man.


What is she up to these days? Haven't seen her in a movie or anything in a long time. She was one been on of the top smoke-shows on the planet in the early-2000's.


She slowed her Hollywood career quite a bit when she became a mom (respect), and never really came back in a big way.

She cofounded a company that went public, giving her a valuation north of $100m for her share, but that company has cratered since then and I don't know how much she cashed out early.

Im sure she's somewhere out there being hot and counting her money.


This thread is about 2 boring days awY from my story of meeting Chuck norris.
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In reply to Bad Poster • 2:13p, 12/15/22
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Thats a terrible idea. Samsung electronics crap out before 5 years. Hope they got the extended warranty


In before someone talks about their icemaker

Dude mine freezes up constantly!!
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 2:53p, 12/15/22
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The Porkchop Express said:
FrioAg 00 said:
TarponChaser said:
Nino Brown said:
Texaggie7nine said:
If a buddy txts or tells me that he saw some celeb that I am a fan of at some ordinary place they were at like a store or whatever, I would enjoy hearing the story and I would enjoy it more if they had a picture, even if it is just the celeb by themselves and not taking a pic with my buddy.

I can't fathom being a celeb and being annoyed someone took a picture of me at a public place without me knowing.
Okay, so now we're talking about like running into Jessica Alba or something like that in a public place. I get it now my man.


What is she up to these days? Haven't seen her in a movie or anything in a long time. She was one been on of the top smoke-shows on the planet in the early-2000's.


She slowed her Hollywood career quite a bit when she became a mom (respect), and never really came back in a big way.

She cofounded a company that went public, giving her a valuation north of $100m for her share, but that company has cratered since then and I don't know how much she cashed out early.

Im sure she's somewhere out there being hot and counting her money.


This thread is about 2 boring days awY from my story of meeting Chuck norris.


Challenge accepted.

Do y'all think Bregs actually can make salsa?
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In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 3:07p, 12/15/22
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He's probably just pumping himself up as he exits the bullpen and covers his mouth, but I like to believe he's calling the security guard bad names.
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In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 3:31p, 12/15/22
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Explains why the Jumbotron was taken down. Seems like that was just put in a couple years ago. Could be wrong.

Or maybe Yordan hit too many balls off of the old one in BP and broke it
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In reply to Teddy Perkins • 4:15p, 12/15/22
They will be passing out 3D glasses before each game.

The Goya game is going to #levelup.
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In reply to Ciboag96 • 4:33p, 12/15/22
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Ciboag96 said:
Willy Wonka said:
EastCoastAgNc said:
Hopefully as part of this they upgraded the hidden cameras we have trained on the catcher's signs, amirite?


Naw. Kiss cam will now project in eleventy-billion pixels that 45yr old thot tongue slapping her 68yr old prime season tix daddy



Don't kink shame me
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


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Thats a terrible idea. Samsung electronics crap out before 5 years. Hope they got the extended warranty


.everything but their fridges are awesome
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


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4:39p, 12/15/22



"Astros Solidify Dynasty"
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"Astros Solidify Dynasty"
Hall of Fame is bucket list for anyone with the slightest interest in baseball. I went in the summer of 99 and I think we spent 8 hours in the museum.
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5:53p, 12/15/22
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So what's with the Philly helmet?
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In reply to Ag_07 • 6:25p, 12/15/22
Most of the World Series displays have a token thing or two from the losing team. Last year's has one of our hats & batting helmets.
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