***Official Houston Astros 2022-23 Offseason Thread***

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I changed settings to not get the pics. Did you guys go beyond what Mathguy normally posts? Or did staff suddenly decide to shut it all down?

If it was the latter, then that's just stupid. And shame on anyone flagging the posts to bring attention to the thread.
I love Texas Aggie sports, but I love Texas A&M more.
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Staph ranger fans trying to derail our championship
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Long term contracts on relievers always make me nervous
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STS released the Krakken, followed by one or two other gifs. The Astros started scoring and then the staff prudes* showed up with Thors Ban Hammer


*I'm kidding about the prude stuff staff - please don't ban me
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Full fledged bouncing betties dropped out of the bottom of a tshirt/bra something or other!

I felt like it was a squints off the diving board moment in Sandlot "I just can't take it anymore!!!!"
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Exactly! Tops dropped and 84s were poking out
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Lonestar_Ag09 said:

Full fledged bouncing betties dropped out of the bottom of a tshirt/bra something or other!

I felt like it was a squints off the diving board moment in Sandlot "I just can't take it anymore!!!!"


This moment will go down in history. Someone should write Crane and let he know he owes STS some free tickets or something. STS if your there, thank you for your sacrifice fine sir.

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Lonestar_Ag09 said:

Full fledged bouncing betties dropped out of the bottom of a tshirt/bra something or other!

I felt like it was a squints off the diving board moment in Sandlot "I just can't take it anymore!!!!"

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Ag_07 said:

Mathguy64 said:

Farmer1906 said:




All the Rangers fans will be in semi meltdown mode. They were salivating at Kershaw and DeGrom.


Instead they got Odorizzi


Be sure to drink your Ovaltine
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Now on sale



https://orderprint.si.com/si_world_series_2022
MY post breakdown:
33% Star Wars
33% Astros
33% Making myself laugh
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one comment about the Giants and free agency...

most of the baseball prognosticators are really expecting SF to open up the vault and sign multiple $300 MM players...

when that really hasn't been their style in the past
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I'd love to see Judge end up in SF just to enjoy the meltdown.
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BMX Bandit
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0 times:

TOR, MIN, OAK, SEA, BAL, MIL, PIT, CIN
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This is the guy that everyone outside of Houston hates

cone
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he's the absolute best

will fight for his honor
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cone said:

he's the absolute best

will fight for his honor
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Got a request to change a password. I CAN FINALLY MOVE OFF THE ONE BASED ON THE 2017 ASTROS AND UPDATE TO SOMETHING 2022 ASTROS RELATED.

You know what I'm talking about.
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Wabs said:

This is the guy that everyone outside of Houston hates




wow, she makes Jose look tall!

That's all around good stuff right there.
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cone said:

he's the absolute best

will fight for his honor


Thanks Mattress Mack
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Radio saying this morning we offered JV 2/72
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Ag_07 said:

Radio saying this morning we offered JV 2/72


John & Lance?
3B Paul 97
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Astros winning the World Series is already having positive effects for the United States.
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Any interest as DH?

Marvin
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agproducer said:

Any interest as DH?




Dogs and cats should not mix. Or should I say dawgs and p*****s.

I love Texas Aggie sports, but I love Texas A&M more.
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agproducer said:

Any interest as DH?


Is this why he was all cleaned up during his interview at the WS
Wabs
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agproducer said:

Any interest as DH?


Can he play 1B? 3B turned 1B.....sound familiar?
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finally got his selfie

https://ts.la/eric59704
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07ag said:

finally got his selfie


Tuve thank him for helping him break whatever voodoo curse someone had on his bat?
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I think he can. He's only a couple years younger than Yuli though. He is pretty good against RHP.
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Wabs said:

agproducer said:

Any interest as DH?


Can he play 1B? 3B turned 1B.....sound familiar?
Early in his career, he played everywhere in the INF, but he's been pretty locked into 3rd for some time.
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W said:

which makes him the all-time silver slugger leader at second base in the American League.

ahead of Alomar, Cano, Soriano, Franco, Whitaker, et al...who won either 4 or 5 in their day
Only Sandberg has more with 7.

I think his HOF case is getting close be being wrapped up. He's 6th all-time in oWAR for 2nd baseman. Only Jackie Robinson is ahead of him with the same or fewer seasons played.

Better Postseason #s than any other 2nd baseman.

1 of 15 second basemen to ever win an MVP.

He just needs to age normally and the counting #s will be where they need to be.
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agproducer said:

I think he can. He's only a couple years younger than Yuli though. He is pretty good against RHP.
Even using Cuban math, Turner is only a few months younger than Yuli.
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I'd be interested to see your analysis, Farmer. I think if it was a 2 year deal for a DH at about 12 per year, it could work.
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Turner is still pretty dang good. Ks going up. Exit Velo going down. There are some red flags, but I would wager he's a productive player in 2023.

I don't think he's a fit. Yordan needs to be the DH for most of the year. We need someone who can play OF and/or 1B. At Turner's age, it's probably not worth the risk to teach him a new position. He's going to get offers to DH and play 3rd other spots.

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