***** Official 2022 Houston Astros Season Thread *****

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In reply to GigEmMortis • 9:55a, 11/6/22
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GigEmMortis said:
Listening to MLB radio and the host is bleeding about Maldonado crowding the plate to get the HBP. Said it wasn't a baseball play.

I love being the most hated team in baseball


Totally fine when other teams do it to us though. Gtfo
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In reply to RangerRick9211 • 9:55a, 11/6/22
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RangerRick9211 said:
Morning Philly.



This made me literally lol
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9:57a, 11/6/22
I'm ready for somebody to remix the Yordong with moneyball.
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In reply to SECcess12 • 10:02a, 11/6/22
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SECcess12 said:
I'm ready for somebody to remix the Yordong with moneyball.
youre so two thousand and late

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10:03a, 11/6/22
I seriously need a Jeremy Pena jersey STAT
No matter what!
Epstein didn't do, you know, the thing...
I'm the rare Astros/Cowboys/Spurs fan. We do exist
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In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 10:04a, 11/6/22
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10:04a, 11/6/22
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Had zero clue devenski was on Phillies
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


MAGA

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10:04a, 11/6/22
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LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I DIDN'T GET TO CELEBRATE WITH ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL *******S LAST NIGHT SERVING MY BAN WITH HONOR BUT I WAS WITH YOU IN SPIRIT!!!!

THE ASTROS ARE ONCE AGAIN WORLD SERIES CHAMPS!!!!!
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10:05a, 11/6/22
Is Paul Wall going to release a World Series Grillz REMIX?!
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In reply to bodaciousbood14 • 10:05a, 11/6/22
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Post boobs to celebrate!
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In reply to maca1028 • 10:06a, 11/6/22
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maca1028 said:
Happy Sunday!
save some for the rest…I'm out of town so my wife went looking and she found a copy of todays paper with all Astros portions removed. She has checked 5 stores
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10:09a, 11/6/22
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https://imgur.com/a/euP0Q4P

Maybe one more update with a Cy Young.
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In reply to All I do is Nguyen • 10:11a, 11/6/22
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All I do is Nguyen said:
I seriously need a Jeremy Pena jersey STAT


Wearing mine right now with the best hangover ever
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10:11a, 11/6/22
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I posted this last night, but here's the spanish call of Yordan's homer. I love that even in another language, you still get a "Yordaddy" in the middle of it

Tweet translated: "NASA LOOKS FOR THE BALL

Yordan lvarez makes the Phillies pay with a tremendous home run. "
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10:13a, 11/6/22
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Here we go with the next talking points. Though, it's clear they didn't watch Mancini bat if they think he was cheating. (That and nobody wears caps at the plate)

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In reply to BeowulfShaeffer • 10:13a, 11/6/22
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BeowulfShaeffer said:
GigEmMortis said:
Listening to MLB radio and the host is bleeding about Maldonado crowding the plate to get the HBP. Said it wasn't a baseball play.

I love being the most hated team in baseball
For an MLB radio host, he sure seems unfamiliar with the sport of baseball. Crowding the plate hoping to wear one is as old as the game.
Yep. Ty Cobb used to do that to Walter Johnson knowing how much the Big Train hated hitting batters.

Keep on haters, we'll need you again next year.
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10:14a, 11/6/22
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At this point, the only * by a World Series victory should be the 2020 Dodgers during a Covid shortened year where Yordan sat out.
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10:15a, 11/6/22
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who caught the Yordan moonshot and how much is that baby worth?
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In reply to Cromagnum • 10:16a, 11/6/22
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Cromagnum said:
Here we go with the next talking points. Though, it's clear they didn't watch Mancini bat if they think he was cheating. (That and nobody wears caps at the plate)

sorry if I misunderstanding your post, but I think he's mocking "jomboy" for confusing confetti with a buzzer in 2017
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10:17a, 11/6/22
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Yordan hit .192 for the playoffs. With the two biggest 3 run HRs all season. Most important. Longest. Timeliest. Biggest game impact. Fantastic bookends to the playoffs.
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10:17a, 11/6/22
Also, it is VERY important we remember that the Astros are STILL undefeated when Yordan hits an RBI

EDIT: in the playoffs, they're undefeated
No matter what!
Epstein didn't do, you know, the thing...
I'm the rare Astros/Cowboys/Spurs fan. We do exist
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In reply to pirmag • 10:17a, 11/6/22
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Listening to MLB radio and the host is bleeding about Maldonado crowding the plate to get the HBP. Said it wasn't a baseball play.
cry more

hoes mad
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In reply to suburban cowboy • 10:17a, 11/6/22
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suburban cowboy said:
who caught the Yordan moonshot and how much is that baby worth?


Someone supposedly offered the guy $100k for it and he declined
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In reply to suburban cowboy • 10:17a, 11/6/22
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suburban cowboy said:
who caught the Yordan moonshot and how much is that baby worth?


Some fan offered the guy a cool $100k and he declined. So it's worth more than that apparently.
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In reply to Ragnar Danneskjoldd • 10:18a, 11/6/22
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Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:
Cromagnum said:
Here we go with the next talking points. Though, it's clear they didn't watch Mancini bat if they think he was cheating. (That and nobody wears caps at the plate)

sorry if I misunderstanding your post, but I think he's mocking "jomboy" for confusing confetti with a buzzer in 2017


Could be.
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10:21a, 11/6/22
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So now we have the big question of the day.

Exactly how does a casino pay off a $75MM bet? Cash? Check? Visa debit card? Or do they just offer to buy $75MM in furniture to redo the casino?
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10:22a, 11/6/22
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 10:23a, 11/6/22
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Mathguy64 said:
So now we have the big question of the day.

Exactly how does a casino pay off a $75MM bet? Cash? Check? Visa debit card? Or do they just offer to buy $75MM in furniture to redo the casino?


It's multiple casinos. I would assume check or wire transfer.
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10:29a, 11/6/22
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Hang it in the lourve
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10:29a, 11/6/22
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Greetings everyone. I'm alive. We're world champions. Let's ******* go.
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In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 10:30a, 11/6/22
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CT75 said:
Quick question for those that follow the player contracts.....How many year does Altuve have on his contract?

Next....How many more years has he got in his tank?

I have been sitting around pondering that for a few days. I hope he never wears another uniform personally.
Altuve is signed through 2024. He has said he wants to finish his career here, but I'm not sure how many more years he has. He's been in the league since 2011, so he'd have 13 years in by the end of his contract.
Unless Tuve is asking for some ridiculous amount of money he has earned the Biggio/Bagwell treatment and then some. I hope he never puts on any uniform other than an Astros one.
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