***** Official 2022 Houston Astros Season Thread *****

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In reply to Farmer1906 • 2:56p, 10/28/22
Farmer1906 said:
HarryRocket said:
Prosperdick said:
First of all it's a bad take. Second of all it's practically begging the baseball gods to have him hit for the home run cycle tonight. Good Lord dude, retract your ridiculous take.


I used to think that way and it's resulted in Aggie football. ***** Harper, he will eat dicks tonight and be a *****.
These are the vibes I am getting from your post.



I'm not mad at it.

Having just watched that today, I agree with your assessment.

Also let's be totally Honest here if we somehow landed Harper not one single person, including Harry here, would complain.
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In reply to All I do is Nguyen • 2:57p, 10/28/22
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All I do is Nguyen said:
Farmer1906 said:
HarryRocket said:
Prosperdick said:
First of all it's a bad take. Second of all it's practically begging the baseball gods to have him hit for the home run cycle tonight. Good Lord dude, retract your ridiculous take.


I used to think that way and it's resulted in Aggie football. ***** Harper, he will eat dicks tonight and be a *****.
These are the vibes I am getting from your post.



I'm not mad at it.

Having just watched that today, I agree with your assessment.

Also let's be totally Honest here if we somehow landed Harper not one single person, including Harry here, would complain.
We were so close too. Not sure it would have made a difference in '18 though.
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In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 3:02p, 10/28/22
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Rob Manfred be like "is only a light shower, open the roof and play through it"
No but he might make us sit through a 2 hour delay and then postpone the start of the series until tomorrow to have the roof open just so the team from the Northeast is comfortable.
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3:03p, 10/28/22
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Mancini is coming through with a big one today
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In reply to HarryRocket • 3:04p, 10/28/22
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The guy has been meh, good ish for a while now.
He's literally a future Hall of Famer lol


I guess google the last 4 years if you want to swing on his nuts. I don't consider him elite. He's good.
He has been elite so far this postseason.

And last year's NL MVP but he is simply meh, OK
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3:06p, 10/28/22
Hoping Mancini can take advantage of our short porch in left
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In reply to texasaggie2015 • 3:07p, 10/28/22
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texasaggie2015 said:
Mancini is coming through with a big one today
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In reply to jkag89 • 3:13p, 10/28/22
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jkag89 said:
HarryRocket said:
ScapeGOAT said:
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The guy has been meh, good ish for a while now.
He's literally a future Hall of Famer lol


I guess google the last 4 years if you want to swing on his nuts. I don't consider him elite. He's good.
He has been elite so far this postseason.
has more losses the Maldanado, Chas, Mancini, and Yuli combined
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 3:19p, 10/28/22
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The Porkchop Express said:
OK, here we go. Answer the questions, hit reply to me, and I'll spreadsheet it for the duration of the WS. Winner gets $500 Schrute Bucks or 2,000 Stanley Nickels.



World Series Pick'em

  • Who Wins? Astros
  • How many games? 6
  • Who wins Game 1? Astros
  • Who's named WS MVP? Bregman
  • How many games does Justin Verlander win in the Series? 1
  • How many games does Framber Valdez win in the Series? 1
  • Who hits more home runs, Yordan or Harper? Harper
  • Who gets the first hit for the Astros? Pena
  • Who hits the first homer of the series for the Astros? Yordan
  • Does any game go into extra innings? No
  • How many saves does Pressley get? 3
  • Does Altuve homer in the series? Yes
  • Does Pena homer in the series ? Yes
  • Does Will Smith pitch? Yes
  • Why?
  • No seriously, why?

Reply all with your answers before first pitch and I'll tabulate the thing and post it late tonight.


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In reply to jkag89 • 3:19p, 10/28/22
jkag89 said:
HarryRocket said:
ScapeGOAT said:
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The guy has been meh, good ish for a while now.
He's literally a future Hall of Famer lol


I guess google the last 4 years if you want to swing on his nuts. I don't consider him elite. He's good.
He has been elite so far this postseason.


he sure has. I'm sure that was fun for him.
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 3:20p, 10/28/22
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The Porkchop Express said:
OK, here we go. Answer the questions, hit reply to me, and I'll spreadsheet it for the duration of the WS. Winner gets $500 Schrute Bucks or 2,000 Stanley Nickels.



World Series Pick'em

  • Who Wins? Astros
  • How many games? 4
  • Who wins Game 1? Astros (JV winning pitcher)
  • Who's named WS MVP? Yordan
  • How many games does Justin Verlander win in the Series? 1
  • How many games does Framber Valdez win in the Series? 1
  • Who hits more home runs, Yordan or Harper? Yordan
  • Who gets the first hit for the Astros? Atluve
  • Who hits the first homer of the series for the Astros? Altuve
  • Does any game go into extra innings? no
  • How many saves does Pressley get? 2
  • Does Altuve homer in the series? Yes
  • Does Pena homer in the series? Yes
  • Does Will Smith pitch? Yes
  • Why? To embarrass Schwarber
  • No seriously, why? To embarrass TexAgs

Reply all with your answers before first pitch and I'll tabulate the thing and post it late tonight.


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In reply to texasaggie2015 • 3:25p, 10/28/22
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texasaggie2015 said:
Mancini is coming through with a big one today
I want him to so badly go off one of these games. Dude deserves a big night
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In reply to wangus12 • 3:26p, 10/28/22
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wangus12 said:
texasaggie2015 said:
Mancini is coming through with a big one today
I want him to so badly go off one of these games. Dude deserves a big night
...and we deserve one from him for rooting so hard
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3:26p, 10/28/22
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Someone with Photoshop skills, use your imagination
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In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 3:28p, 10/28/22
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"Yankee fans watching as we go to another World Series like"
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In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 3:32p, 10/28/22
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EastCoastAgNc said:

Someone with Photoshop skills, use your imagination
"And then his dad was like, my son is Chas McCormick and the Astros come first."
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In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 3:32p, 10/28/22
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I thought diamond necklaces were for girls
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In reply to texasaggie2015 • 3:34p, 10/28/22
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Mancini is coming through with a big one today


Pretty sure ive heard this for the last 7 games with nothing to show for it….
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In reply to Bad Poster • 3:35p, 10/28/22
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EastCoastAgNc said:


I thought diamond necklaces were for girls
1. That's pearl necklaces

and 2. Have you never seen a rapper?
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In reply to Bad Poster • 3:35p, 10/28/22
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EastCoastAgNc said:


I thought diamond necklaces were for girls
That is what you get for thinking. Have you never seen a professional athlete?
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3:36p, 10/28/22
Wish we would put hensley at dh for one freaking game at least this postseason.
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 3:44p, 10/28/22
The Porkchop Express said:
OK, here we go. Answer the questions, hit reply to me, and I'll spreadsheet it for the duration of the WS. Winner gets $500 Schrute Bucks or 2,000 Stanley Nickels.



World Series Pick'em

  • Who Wins? Astros
  • How many games? All of them! (But seriously in 5)
  • Who wins Game 1? Houston
  • Who's named WS MVP? JV
  • How many games does Justin Verlander win in the Series? 1
  • How many games does Framber Valdez win in the Series? 1
  • Who hits more home runs, Yordan or Harper? Tie
  • Who gets the first hit for the Astros? Yordan
  • Who hits the first homer of the series for the Astros? Trey Mancini
  • Does any game go into extra innings? No
  • How many saves does Pressley get? 2
  • Does Altuve homer in the series? Yes
  • Does Pena homer in the series? Yes
  • Does Will Smith pitch? Yes
  • Why? To rehabilitate his image issues after slapping Chris Rock
  • No seriously, why? To rehabilitate his image issues after being a c uck and letting Jada sleep around

Reply all with your answers before first pitch and I'll tabulate the thing and post it late tonight.


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In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 3:45p, 10/28/22
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Bryson Stott plays short for Philly, he's a rook.
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In reply to Farmer1906 • 3:46p, 10/28/22
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Farmer1906 said:
Bad Poster said:
EastCoastAgNc said:


I thought diamond necklaces were for girls
That is what you get for thinking. Have you never seen a professional athlete?

No crap. These guys have jewelers on speed dial. Also wouldn't be surprised if one of the big money guys on the roster bought it for him for his Game 3 HR.
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 3:52p, 10/28/22
The Porkchop Express]World Series Pick'em

  • Who Wins? - Astros
  • How many games? - Five
  • Who wins Game 1? - Astros
  • Who's named WS MVP? - Tucker
  • How many games does Justin Verlander win in the Series? -2
  • How many games does Framber Valdez win in the Series? -1
  • Who hits more home runs, Yordan or Harper? - Both hit an equal number
  • Who gets the first hit for the Astros? - Tuve
  • Who hits the first homer of the series for the Astros? - Tucker
  • Does any game go into extra innings? - No
  • How many saves does Pressley get? - 3
  • Does Altuve homer in the series? - Yes
  • Does Pena homer in the series? - Yes
  • Does Will Smith pitch? - Yes
  • Why? - Why not?
  • No seriously, why? - Positive World Series experience and solid numbers against the Philly big bats.

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Not sure I would have publicly admitted the thing about Cosby
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3:54p, 10/28/22
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Ok, in line and ready to go. Mrs. Marvin blessed every corner, in the rain no less. She's a gamer.

I love Texas Aggie sports, but I love Texas A&M more.
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In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 3:54p, 10/28/22
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The windmill effect
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Windmill engaged!
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That is a dope shirt.
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