***** Official 2022 Houston Astros Season Thread *****

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Farmer1906 said:

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Prosperdick said:

First of all it's a bad take. Second of all it's practically begging the baseball gods to have him hit for the home run cycle tonight. Good Lord dude, retract your ridiculous take.


I used to think that way and it's resulted in Aggie football. ***** Harper, he will eat dicks tonight and be a *****.
These are the vibes I am getting from your post.



I'm not mad at it.

Having just watched that today, I agree with your assessment.

Also let's be totally Honest here if we somehow landed Harper not one single person, including Harry here, would complain.
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All I do is Nguyen said:

Farmer1906 said:

HarryRocket said:

Prosperdick said:

First of all it's a bad take. Second of all it's practically begging the baseball gods to have him hit for the home run cycle tonight. Good Lord dude, retract your ridiculous take.


I used to think that way and it's resulted in Aggie football. ***** Harper, he will eat dicks tonight and be a *****.
These are the vibes I am getting from your post.



I'm not mad at it.

Having just watched that today, I agree with your assessment.

Also let's be totally Honest here if we somehow landed Harper not one single person, including Harry here, would complain.
We were so close too. Not sure it would have made a difference in '18 though.
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EastCoastAgNc said:


Rob Manfred be like "is only a light shower, open the roof and play through it"
No but he might make us sit through a 2 hour delay and then postpone the start of the series until tomorrow to have the roof open just so the team from the Northeast is comfortable.
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Mancini is coming through with a big one today
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HarryRocket said:

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The guy has been meh, good ish for a while now.
He's literally a future Hall of Famer lol


I guess google the last 4 years if you want to swing on his nuts. I don't consider him elite. He's good.
He has been elite so far this postseason.

And last year's NL MVP but he is simply meh, OK
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Hoping Mancini can take advantage of our short porch in left
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texasaggie2015 said:

Mancini is coming through with a big one today
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jkag89 said:

HarryRocket said:

ScapeGOAT said:

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The guy has been meh, good ish for a while now.
He's literally a future Hall of Famer lol


I guess google the last 4 years if you want to swing on his nuts. I don't consider him elite. He's good.
He has been elite so far this postseason.
has more losses the Maldanado, Chas, Mancini, and Yuli combined
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The Porkchop Express said:

OK, here we go. Answer the questions, hit reply to me, and I'll spreadsheet it for the duration of the WS. Winner gets $500 Schrute Bucks or 2,000 Stanley Nickels.



World Series Pick'em

  • Who Wins? Astros
  • How many games? 6
  • Who wins Game 1? Astros
  • Who's named WS MVP? Bregman
  • How many games does Justin Verlander win in the Series? 1
  • How many games does Framber Valdez win in the Series? 1
  • Who hits more home runs, Yordan or Harper? Harper
  • Who gets the first hit for the Astros? Pena
  • Who hits the first homer of the series for the Astros? Yordan
  • Does any game go into extra innings? No
  • How many saves does Pressley get? 3
  • Does Altuve homer in the series? Yes
  • Does Pena homer in the series ? Yes
  • Does Will Smith pitch? Yes
  • Why?
  • No seriously, why?

Reply all with your answers before first pitch and I'll tabulate the thing and post it late tonight.



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jkag89 said:

HarryRocket said:

ScapeGOAT said:

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The guy has been meh, good ish for a while now.
He's literally a future Hall of Famer lol


I guess google the last 4 years if you want to swing on his nuts. I don't consider him elite. He's good.
He has been elite so far this postseason.


he sure has. I'm sure that was fun for him.
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The Porkchop Express said:

OK, here we go. Answer the questions, hit reply to me, and I'll spreadsheet it for the duration of the WS. Winner gets $500 Schrute Bucks or 2,000 Stanley Nickels.



World Series Pick'em

  • Who Wins? Astros
  • How many games? 4
  • Who wins Game 1? Astros (JV winning pitcher)
  • Who's named WS MVP? Yordan
  • How many games does Justin Verlander win in the Series? 1
  • How many games does Framber Valdez win in the Series? 1
  • Who hits more home runs, Yordan or Harper? Yordan
  • Who gets the first hit for the Astros? Atluve
  • Who hits the first homer of the series for the Astros? Altuve
  • Does any game go into extra innings? no
  • How many saves does Pressley get? 2
  • Does Altuve homer in the series? Yes
  • Does Pena homer in the series? Yes
  • Does Will Smith pitch? Yes
  • Why? To embarrass Schwarber
  • No seriously, why? To embarrass TexAgs

Reply all with your answers before first pitch and I'll tabulate the thing and post it late tonight.



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texasaggie2015 said:

Mancini is coming through with a big one today
I want him to so badly go off one of these games. Dude deserves a big night
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wangus12 said:

texasaggie2015 said:

Mancini is coming through with a big one today
I want him to so badly go off one of these games. Dude deserves a big night
...and we deserve one from him for rooting so hard
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Someone with Photoshop skills, use your imagination
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"Yankee fans watching as we go to another World Series like"
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EastCoastAgNc said:


Someone with Photoshop skills, use your imagination
"And then his dad was like, my son is Chas McCormick and the Astros come first."
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EastCoastAgNc said:




I thought diamond necklaces were for girls
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texasaggie2015 said:

Mancini is coming through with a big one today


Pretty sure ive heard this for the last 7 games with nothing to show for it….
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Bad Poster said:

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I thought diamond necklaces were for girls
1. That's pearl necklaces

and 2. Have you never seen a rapper?
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I thought diamond necklaces were for girls
That is what you get for thinking. Have you never seen a professional athlete?
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Wish we would put hensley at dh for one freaking game at least this postseason.
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Eso si, Que es
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The Porkchop Express said:

OK, here we go. Answer the questions, hit reply to me, and I'll spreadsheet it for the duration of the WS. Winner gets $500 Schrute Bucks or 2,000 Stanley Nickels.



World Series Pick'em

  • Who Wins? Astros
  • How many games? All of them! (But seriously in 5)
  • Who wins Game 1? Houston
  • Who's named WS MVP? JV
  • How many games does Justin Verlander win in the Series? 1
  • How many games does Framber Valdez win in the Series? 1
  • Who hits more home runs, Yordan or Harper? Tie
  • Who gets the first hit for the Astros? Yordan
  • Who hits the first homer of the series for the Astros? Trey Mancini
  • Does any game go into extra innings? No
  • How many saves does Pressley get? 2
  • Does Altuve homer in the series? Yes
  • Does Pena homer in the series? Yes
  • Does Will Smith pitch? Yes
  • Why? To rehabilitate his image issues after slapping Chris Rock
  • No seriously, why? To rehabilitate his image issues after being a c uck and letting Jada sleep around

Reply all with your answers before first pitch and I'll tabulate the thing and post it late tonight.



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Bryson Stott plays short for Philly, he's a rook.
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Farmer1906 said:

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I thought diamond necklaces were for girls
That is what you get for thinking. Have you never seen a professional athlete?

No crap. These guys have jewelers on speed dial. Also wouldn't be surprised if one of the big money guys on the roster bought it for him for his Game 3 HR.
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The Porkchop Express]World Series Pick'em

  • Who Wins? - Astros
  • How many games? - Five
  • Who wins Game 1? - Astros
  • Who's named WS MVP? - Tucker
  • How many games does Justin Verlander win in the Series? -2
  • How many games does Framber Valdez win in the Series? -1
  • Who hits more home runs, Yordan or Harper? - Both hit an equal number
  • Who gets the first hit for the Astros? - Tuve
  • Who hits the first homer of the series for the Astros? - Tucker
  • Does any game go into extra innings? - No
  • How many saves does Pressley get? - 3
  • Does Altuve homer in the series? - Yes
  • Does Pena homer in the series? - Yes
  • Does Will Smith pitch? - Yes
  • Why? - Why not?
  • No seriously, why? - Positive World Series experience and solid numbers against the Philly big bats.

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Not sure I would have publicly admitted the thing about Cosby
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Ok, in line and ready to go. Mrs. Marvin blessed every corner, in the rain no less. She's a gamer.

I love Texas Aggie sports, but I love Texas A&M more.
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The windmill effect
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Windmill engaged!
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That is a dope shirt.
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