Mets vs Nats postponed tomorrow as well
***Official Houston Astros 2021 Season Thread***
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Based on chair size, I'm guessing 3rdFat Bib Fortuna said:What grade are you in wearing those blue jeans?tjack16 said:
Astros day at school today. Wearing my Correa jersey today in hopes the deal gets done
Yall are wrong for that, but I was kind of thinking it too.Fat Bib Fortuna said:What grade are you in wearing those blue jeans?tjack16 said:
Astros day at school today. Wearing my Correa jersey today in hopes the deal gets done
Rocking 'stros socks, mask, and brought in a cap to the office today.
8 years 220 done
In process of signing
In process of signing
The skull hanging on the wall is a nice accent piece for the classroom.
April FoolsRustys-Beef-o-Reeno said:
8 years 220 done
In process of signing
Is that the skull of an A's, Yankees or Dodgers fan?
Theater class for requisite Hamlet scenecap-n-jack said:
The skull hanging on the wall is a nice accent piece for the classroom.
Rustys-Beef-o-Reeno said:
8 years 220 done
In process of signing
I know April Fool's, but man I want to so believe it was true!
Rustys-Beef-o-Reeno said:
8 years 220 done
In process of signing
You cant play with our emotions like that today
Man I'm getting roasted today
tjack16 said:
Man I'm getting roasted today
That's what happens when you shop for jeans in the Girls Junior section.
tjack16 said:
Astros day at school today. Wearing my Correa jersey today in hopes the deal gets done
Back in my day Mom would use iron on patches to cover the holes in my jeans.
Should be expected from an adult male wearing bought torn jeans to work ...just sayin
But hope your jersey positive vibes get it done
But hope your jersey positive vibes get it done
Mathguy64 said:tjack16 said:
Man I'm getting roasted today
That's what happens when you shop for jeans in the Girls Junior section.
Mathguy from the top rope
tjack16 said:Mathguy64 said:tjack16 said:
Man I'm getting roasted today
That's what happens when you shop for jeans in the Girls Junior section.
Mathguy from the top rope
Oh we ain't done here. Not by a long shot.
You pay extra for those fancy holey jeans? Or maybe just use a razor blade? Because back in my day you earned those holes in the dirt and asphalt.
My son loves earning his holes...in all pant, sweatpants holes, jeans holes, casual pants holes...
Astros thread over/under time!
First complaint about Dusty's batting order: +/- 4 days
First complaint about bullpen management: +/- tomorrow
First complaint about Altuve swinging at a slider away: +/- 5 days
First complaint about Brantley: +/- the entire season (I don't think anyone on here has ever complained about Brantley)
First complaint about Click not addressing CF and rolling with Straw: +/- 3 days
First complaint about Dusty's batting order: +/- 4 days
First complaint about bullpen management: +/- tomorrow
First complaint about Altuve swinging at a slider away: +/- 5 days
First complaint about Brantley: +/- the entire season (I don't think anyone on here has ever complained about Brantley)
First complaint about Click not addressing CF and rolling with Straw: +/- 3 days
You're getting it all wrong. He's wearing those jeans to be ironic on April fools day.Mathguy64 said:
Oh we ain't done here. Not by a long shot.
You pay extra for those fancy holey jeans? Or maybe just use a razor blade? Because back in my day you earned those holes in the dirt and asphalt.
Lonestar_Ag09 said:
My son loves earning his holes...in all pant, sweatpants holes, jeans holes, casual pants holes...
Deluxe said:
Astros thread over/under time!
First complaint about Dusty's batting order: +/- 4 days Under. It'll probably be me in game 2
First complaint about bullpen management: +/- tomorrow Push
First complaint about Altuve swinging at a slider away: +/- 5 days Under. That's going to happen almost every game.
First complaint about Brantley: +/- the entire season (I don't think anyone on here has ever complained about Brantley) Definitely under. It'll be when he loafs out to a ball and someone scores or turns a single into a double
First complaint about Click not addressing CF and rolling with Straw: +/- 3 days Over after Straw has a better start than we're expecting.
Really needed to make most of these tougher....
Deluxe said:
Astros thread over/under time!
First complaint about Dusty's batting order: +/- 4 days UNDER promise someone complains about Yordan and Starw today
First complaint about bullpen management: +/- tomorrow OVER I expect the pitching to come in and dominate
First complaint about Altuve swinging at a slider away: +/- 5 days UNDER I could see it happening today even if Altuve goes 4-5 with 2 HRs
First complaint about Brantley: +/- the entire season (I don't think anyone on here has ever complained about Brantley) UNDER... my money is on Nuk
First complaint about Click not addressing CF and rolling with Straw: +/- 3 days UNDER... I hope its not me, but it probably will be.
Deluxe said:
Astros thread over/under time!
First complaint about Dusty's batting order: +/- 4 days
First complaint about bullpen management: +/- tomorrow
First complaint about Altuve swinging at a slider away: +/- 5 days
First complaint about Brantley: +/- the entire season (I don't think anyone on here has ever complained about Brantley)
First complaint about Click not addressing CF and rolling with Straw: +/- 3 days
Under. Game 2
Under. Game 1
Under. Tonight about 9:12
Under. First double hit to LF.
Under. Either the first time he misplays a ball in CF or the first AB where he strikes out leaving runners stranded. So basically tonight or tomorrow.
First time Nuke goes bat **** bonkers. O/U 6th inning tonight. I'm going with a push.
First time Dusty yells "get back on the mound you little ****er". O/U game 4. I'm taking the under with game 3.
First time Laureano asks like a jackwagon. O/U game 2, 3rd AB. Under.
I have donned my 2007 Hunter Pence jersey to honor Opening Day.
I bought it his rookie year for a trip to Chicago to see the Astros play the Cubbies with two of my friends who I went to A&M with in the 90s.
Only two of us could make it to the first game - day game - matching Astro killer Carlos Zambrano against Astro killer for the wrong reasons Jason Jennings. We agreed that if the Astros could avoid being no-hit, we'd consider it a victory. Oh, and the game was on Friday the 13th.
Through 3 innings, Zambrano had allowed no hits and had 5 strikeouts before Pence broke it up with a single. Cubs won 6-0 on a combined 5-hitter. Astros lit it up with 4 errors.
I bought it his rookie year for a trip to Chicago to see the Astros play the Cubbies with two of my friends who I went to A&M with in the 90s.
Only two of us could make it to the first game - day game - matching Astro killer Carlos Zambrano against Astro killer for the wrong reasons Jason Jennings. We agreed that if the Astros could avoid being no-hit, we'd consider it a victory. Oh, and the game was on Friday the 13th.
Through 3 innings, Zambrano had allowed no hits and had 5 strikeouts before Pence broke it up with a single. Cubs won 6-0 on a combined 5-hitter. Astros lit it up with 4 errors.
From Deadspin's AL West Preview:
The Angels will provide hope in April when Shohei Ohtani makes four starts, and then waste another year of Mike Trout's career when Ohtani misses his next 12. They'll hit, and Raisel Iglesias will anchor the pen better than it's been, and can maybe, maybe stay in touching distance long enough to acquire another starter before the deadline. Apparently the Rangers play here as well.
The Angels will provide hope in April when Shohei Ohtani makes four starts, and then waste another year of Mike Trout's career when Ohtani misses his next 12. They'll hit, and Raisel Iglesias will anchor the pen better than it's been, and can maybe, maybe stay in touching distance long enough to acquire another starter before the deadline. Apparently the Rangers play here as well.
Fat Bib Fortuna said:
From Deadspin's AL West Preview:
The Angels will provide hope in April when Shohei Ohtani makes four starts, and then waste another year of Mike Trout's career when Ohtani misses his next 12. They'll hit, and Raisel Iglesias will anchor the pen better than it's been, and can maybe, maybe stay in touching distance long enough to acquire another starter before the deadline. Apparently the Rangers play here as well.
I'll never feel bad for Trout being "wasted" since he chose to sign there. They aren't wasting his years if he made the choice. He knew what organization they were before he signed that long deal with them.
I do like the dig at the Rangers!
Speaking of the Rangers, how funny is it that they only way they make national headlines by having unlimited attendance for opening day?
Deadspin is still a thing? Thought they all quit en masse when their parent company tried to make them actually cover sportsFat Bib Fortuna said:
From Deadspin's AL West Preview:
The Angels will provide hope in April when Shohei Ohtani makes four starts, and then waste another year of Mike Trout's career when Ohtani misses his next 12. They'll hit, and Raisel Iglesias will anchor the pen better than it's been, and can maybe, maybe stay in touching distance long enough to acquire another starter before the deadline. Apparently the Rangers play here as well.
https://www.chron.com/sports/astros/article/Astros-fans-guide-to-booing-every-team-in-baseball-16066746.php
Read the whole thing, I promise it's worth it.
Read the whole thing, I promise it's worth it.
Quote:
Baltimore Orioles
First game: June 21
Games Against: 6
Reason to boo: A team of actual birds might win more baseball games.
Does the school let you out early to catch your night shift at Abercrombie & Fitch?Mathguy64 said:tjack16 said:Mathguy64 said:tjack16 said:
Man I'm getting roasted today
That's what happens when you shop for jeans in the Girls Junior section.
Mathguy from the top rope
Oh we ain't done here. Not by a long shot.
You pay extra for those fancy holey jeans? Or maybe just use a razor blade? Because back in my day you earned those holes in the dirt and asphalt.