***Official Houston Astros 2021 Season Thread***

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OPENING DAY!!
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Let's get this show on the road.
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Is it time for another World Series run?

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LFG!
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Gig’em Aggies!
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Awesome day- hopefully I can stay awake tonight!
I love Texas Aggie sports, but I love Texas A&M more.
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I don't want to get banned but how cruel would it be to put together something that looked like we signed Correa only to end it with April Fool's...
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Prosperdick said:

I don't want to get banned but how cruel would it be to put together something that looked like we signed Correa only to end it with April Fool's...


You don't want to get banned.
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Farmer1906 said:

On a non Correa note. This is terrible. What are they thinking?




The solution is simple. Announcing the new Toronto Blue Jays baseball radio play-by-play announcer, please welcome Mr Geddy Lee.
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Gig’em Aggies!
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LFG!!! I'm ready!!
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MaxPower
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Lindor signed for $341 million
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Mrs. Marvin's post this morning.
I love Texas Aggie sports, but I love Texas A&M more.
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MaxPower said:

Lindor signed for $341 million
Welcome to last night?
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LFG
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Fat Bib Fortuna said:

Is it time for another World Series run?


What I would give to have HEB start their advertising campaign in DFW with the Astros HEB commercials
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The bobinator house is ready!


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I missed this post yesterday. I think with internet and FuboTV it'll be about $175-180ish. Stupid Suddenlink keeps raising internet prices. Fubo and YTTV are basically the same price, maybe a few bucks difference.
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Let's go!!!

Prosperdick
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By the way, I kept DirecTV specifically for the Astros but I did call and threaten to cut the cord and they immediately knocked $60/month off my bill for a full year. You'll have to wait a while on hold for their "retention specialist."
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spadilly said:

Let's go!!!


That's a sharp looking cup
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I've got an Astros Yeti, I'll probably break it out later today
Gig’em Aggies!
bobinator
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I've thought about going this route but just hate having to actually call someone every year to haggle over the price.
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Last night's dinner conversation at the house of Fortuna

Mrs. Fortuna: "Girls, do you know what's special about tomorrow?"

Girls: "No."

Mrs. F: "Honey, tell them what tomorrow is."

Bib: "It's opening day of baseball for the Astros."

Girls: "Cool!"

Mrs F (exasperated): "No, I meant tomorrow is Maundy Thursday."

Girls: "What is that?"

Mrs F: It's the day of the Last Supper where Jesus washed his disciples feet before Judas betrayed him.
Daughter #1: "What does betray mean?"

Mrs. F: "Judas told Jesus he was on his side but then he had him arrested. He broke his promise to Jesus for some silver coins."

Bib: "The Astros were betrayed by a guy named Mike Fiers."

Daughter #2: "What did Mike Fiers do?"

Bib: "He was a pitcher for the Astros and then he turned into a dirty snitch."

Daughter #1: "What's a snitch?"

Bib: "Someone who goes behind your back to get you in trouble on purpose."

Mrs. F (doubly exasperated): We're talking about Jesus and Judas, you know Easter it this Sunday, girls."

Daughter #2: "Are we getting candy?"

Mrs. F (triple exasperated): "That's not what Easter is about."

Daughter #1: "What happened to Judas?"

Mrs. F: "When he saw what happened to Jesus he tried to give the money back and then he felt so guilty that he hung himself."

Daughter #2: "Did Mike Fiers feel bad about being a snitch?"

Bib: "No, he didn't. In fact whenever his team plays the Astros he fakes like he's hurt so he doesn't have to pitch against them.

Daughter #1 (deep in thought): "Snitch and pitch rhyme. They should call him the Snitcher Pitcher."

Bib: "That is the best idea I've ever heard."

Mrs. F (defeated): "I don't know why I even bother with you."
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In. good luck this year boys.


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If Snitcher Pitcher doesn't stick, I'll be furious now
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Lets break their hearts again boys!

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bobinator said:

I missed this post yesterday. I think with internet and FuboTV it'll be about $175-180ish. Stupid Suddenlink keeps raising internet prices. Fubo and YTTV are basically the same price, maybe a few bucks difference.
If you are a T-Mobile customer, you can get $10 off YTTV per month. You can also get free MLB.tv. Get a smartDNS service or VPN for $5/$10 mo. You can have Astros and tv for about $60/mo and other games.
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Prosperdick said:

By the way, I kept DirecTV specifically for the Astros but I did call and threaten to cut the cord and they immediately knocked $60/month off my bill for a full year. You'll have to wait a while on hold for their "retention specialist."
This is a good method. I am able to keep my bill around $120/month through XFINITY by only having TV/Internet and no equipment rental fees. I supply my own Netgear Modem/Router and the other TV's in the house use the XFINITY stream beta app. Last renewal period they kept me at the same price.
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Raisin' them right dude.

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In. Lets pick up where we left off with Oakland last year, shutting those *****es up.
bobinator
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I'm not. In years past I was doing the DNS workaround with MLBtv but last year I really liked FuboTV compared to the DNS setup.
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