***** Official Houston Astros 2019 Season Thread *****

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rgt99
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Let's get those two runs back
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AggiEE said:

Soto mocking Bregman...

I hope Bregman grabs his junk, pops his shoulder, licks his lips, then does that stupid Baby shark dance across the bases


I would pay to see that.
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ClickClack said:

All you ****ing chodes who were nowhere on this thread all year can get the **** out.


Go **** your self. Chatting on Texags in May doesn't make you a better fan.

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SW-14
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I wonder why Soto needs to change his stance if he can hit the ball 111 mph with his "contact" stance.
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Texas A&M said:

Next Astro to hit a home run should carry their bat around all the bases.
or ride it like Happy GIlmore rode his putter around after winning a tournament.
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ClickClack said:

All you ****ing chodes who were nowhere on this thread all year can get the **** out.


Who appointed you Lord Commander of the MLB thread?
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SW-14 said:

I wonder why Soto needs to change his stance if he can hit the ball 111 mph with his "contact" stance.


He doesn't. The announcers are full of *****
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Surely he's dropping the 21 just to troll everyone at this point
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MuckRaker96 said:

Texas A&M said:

Next Astro to hit a home run should carry their bat around all the bases.
or ride it like Happy GIlmore rode his putter around after winning a tournament.

That would be priceless.
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Just run his pitch count up a little here please
ClickClack
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Then quit bleeding and trashing our guys
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Is the game over yet?

I had to turn it off. Same shenanigans as the first 2 games. Why can't we hit at home?
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Kate nips cool
JV's nekkid a$$ not so much
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Artimus Pyle said:

Surely he's dropping the 21 just to troll everyone at this point


He does. He's self aware.
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Did you know Soto is 21?
mazag08
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Honey nutted Cheerios anyone?
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cap-n-jack said:

Kate nips cool
JV's nekkid a$$ not so much
annie88
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Does Joe Buck want to date Soto? He will not shut up about the kid.
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Cromagnum said:

ClickClack said:

All you ****ing chodes who were nowhere on this thread all year can get the **** out.


Who appointed you Lord Commander of the MLB thread?
We drew rocks after Mormont died. I personally wanted Janos Slynt, I mean that guy was running the City Watch in King's Landing when you were still a babe at the teat! But the fat guy and blind Maester Aemon rigged it for him.
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Someone get the stop watch and see how long this Soto jerk off lasts.
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Stras is just dealing. And we're letting him.
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Well we were never going to win this game only scoring 2 runs. Offense needs to pick it up
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ClickClack said:

Then quit bleeding and trashing our guys


I haven't said **** you ****ing dumbass.
Philip J Fry
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Sotos balls deep in Bucks/Smoltz mouth right now.
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AgsMnn said:

Is the game over yet?

I had to turn it off. Same shenanigans as the first 2 games. Why can't we hit at home?


Urquidying right?
astroboy
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This. It's 3-2 for fricks sake. Some of you need to drink more.
Average Joe
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Jesus, Joe, just go suck him off already.
AggiEE
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Wish our batters would stop getting fooled on that outside pitch
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tjholley16 said:

Well we were never going to win this game only scoring 2 runs. Offense needs to pick it up


I had my hopes since the Nats offense sucked at home. Apparently they found their groove again
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Remember that 1st inning where we almost hit 4 HRs? Yeah. Me neither.
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Sacrificing yourself for the greater good. I respect that
Cromagnum
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I like your style.

Elephant Ghost
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We've got to make the elf pitch more.
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Let's ****ing go!
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astroboy said:

This. It's 3-2 for fricks sake. Some of you need to drink more.

Will do