***** Official Houston Astros 2019 Season Thread *****

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Nuke LaLoosh
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Joe Smith drives me fkn nuts. Frisbees man.
Ciboag96
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Ump changing strike zone
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Big Al 1992 said:

Looking forward to Osuna coming out in the 9th so Joe Buck can preach how immoral the Astros are.
Osuna makes me nervous as a pitcher. Very inconsistent.
Philip J Fry
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No walks. Make them earn it.
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Nuke LaLoosh said:

Joe Smith drives me fkn nuts. Frisbees man.
I think he's contractually obligated to speak so many words in a game because the dude almost hardly ever shuts up.
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annie88 said:

Big Al 1992 said:

Looking forward to Osuna coming out in the 9th so Joe Buck can preach how immoral the Astros are.
Osuna makes me nervous as a pitcher. Very inconsistent.


Flat, high fastballs vs this lineup scares me
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Their 7-8-9 hitters having been working us
rausr
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Good work ump
annie88
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Need a double play here.
Ciboag96
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We should try to hit it away from people like they do
Eso si, Que es
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annie88 said:

Big Al 1992 said:

Looking forward to Osuna coming out in the 9th so Joe Buck can preach how immoral the Astros are.
Osuna makes me nervous as a pitcher. Very inconsistent.
That's just cause you are a girl.


Too soon?
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Frok said:

Their 7-8-9 hitters having been working us


Our 7-8-9 have been better though
lead
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Wicked pitch
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cap-n-jack said:

His fingers are under the ball at release. How the hell does that work?
j_davis01
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Why would the ump move towards the ball and altuve?!
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Eso si, Que es said:

annie88 said:

Big Al 1992 said:

Looking forward to Osuna coming out in the 9th so Joe Buck can preach how immoral the Astros are.
Osuna makes me nervous as a pitcher. Very inconsistent.
That's just cause you are a girl.


Too soon?
Are you yelling that at me across the room while drunk and trying to shake me?
Nuke LaLoosh
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I'm not gonna say the ump got in the way there, but I'm also not saying he didn't.
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Need a 6-4-3 please
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Ticket: punched
Ciboag96
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Sir, we have a seat for you right over here
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How does he keep from falling over
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Nuke LaLoosh said:

I'm not gonna say the ump got in the way there, but I'm also not saying he didn't.
Well then I'm not going to say I'd like to see George Springer naked, but I'm also not going to say I don't.
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Heeee Haawwww
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Nuke LaLoosh said:

Joe Smith drives me fkn nuts. Frisbees man.

Robles just said the same thing
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Nice inning by Smith
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Joe Effing Smith!!!
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Tres mas
Get some separation
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OMG Bergman fielded that clean?
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3 outs left
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Way to go, Joe!
Do, or do not. There is no try.
annie88
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Whew! Must win.
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annie88 said:

Nuke LaLoosh said:

I'm not gonna say the ump got in the way there, but I'm also not saying he didn't.
Well then I'm not going to say I'd like to see George Springer naked, but I'm also not going to say I don't.
You should post pics of some dude smuggling a huge Slovacek in a banana hammock until we have a big inning and then keep on blasting it because it's good luck.
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Kashchei said:

OMG Bergman fielded that clean?
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Yes sir, Joe.