***** Official Houston Astros 2019 Season Thread *****

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Only thing I'll agree with A-Rod on. If Astros bats aren't performing we are going home early.
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Cromagnum said:

Big surprise they want the Yankees to win.

What does that have to do with their statement?

Furthermore why would a Red Sox legend want the Yankees to win?
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Truth hurts. It feels like they didn't learn anything from that 1st inning in Game 5 where they went oppo, shortened their swings, and got into a rhythm. Looks to me like they're swinging for the seats and trying to even things up in one swing.
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Right there w ya on row 6. I'll be the one running Up and down the stairs high fiving after our 5 run 1st!
Texas A&M
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Hopefully the Astros' bats have a better night than I will. I'm about to drink a gallon of the colon blow liquid required for test that shall not be named. I'm not sure how much of the game I'll miss.
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Buddy just gave us some upgrades so we moved over to 424
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Cromagnum said:

Big surprise they want the Yankees to win.


They aren't wrong
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Let's go!!!!!!
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Let's do this boys. Time to rip Paxton's t*ts off!!
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Behind you in row 11 stuck in the middle. Old school orange dome shirt
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Texas A&M said:

Hopefully the Astros' bats have a better night than I will. I'm about to drink a gallon of the colon blow liquid required for test that shall not be named. I'm not sure how much of the game I'll miss.
You realize that if the bats come alive and the Stros win this game, this will need to be your ritual every remaining game of the playoffs, right?
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Texas A&M said:

Hopefully the Astros' bats have a better night than I will. I'm about to drink a gallon of the colon blow liquid required for test that shall not be named. I'm not sure how much of the game I'll miss.


Well, if we start smashing the ball when you start smashing the toilet, you better yell at the Mrs to drag a tv where you can watch because you aren't allowed to leave.
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That sucks big time! You'll probably be better off listening to it on the radio
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Texas A&M said:

Hopefully the Astros' bats have a better night than I will. I'm about to drink a gallon of the colon blow liquid required for test that shall not be named. I'm not sure how much of the game I'll miss.


May their bats be as explosive and active as your bowels this evening.
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Checking in. Let's do it!
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Edit
spadilly
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Grab your phone or iPad and stream it on there.

Edit: STREAM THE GAME. THE GAME. NOT YOUR PREP.
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Lets go Astros !!!
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Back from a camping trip. Let's go boys!! Time to even it up!
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Texas A&M said:

Hopefully the Astros' bats have a better night than I will. I'm about to drink a gallon of the colon blow liquid required for test that shall not be named. I'm not sure how much of the game I'll miss.
Hope everything comes out alright.
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Man, I'm a bit weathered from the last few days but let's do this
spadilly
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CC!
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FB only at 94
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What a grab by Correa!
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All jokes aside, did it look like Correa reached for his back after that snag?
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I remember being at ALCS Game 2 back in 17. May we have a repeat performance.

JV goes all 9 and Correa knocks in Altuve in the bottom of the 9th.
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ATM9000 said:

Texas A&M said:

Hopefully the Astros' bats have a better night than I will. I'm about to drink a gallon of the colon blow liquid required for test that shall not be named. I'm not sure how much of the game I'll miss.




May their bats be as explosive and active as your bowels this evening.
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JV is on !!
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LFG
Cromagnum
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Nice par for the inning.
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Nice. A quick inning for JV. Now jump Paxton. When he has issues it's in the first
Harry Dunne
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It feels good having Jake out there in center. I mean, so long as no outfielders are going to hit anyway.
Texas A&M
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First glass down....
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Ag-in-a-Box said:

All jokes aside, did it look like Correa reached for his back after that snag?


I went back and rewatched. He just wiped his hand on the back of his pants after making the catch. No grimace or anything concerning.
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8 pitches. Nice start