Rangers don't even need a WS to circle jerk. They learn it in the minor leagues
***** Official 2017 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****
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NotGibbs said:
Rangers don't even need a WS to circle jerk. They learn it in the minor leagues
Must not be a SP fan.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
TO THE DROP ZONE!!!
NotGibbs said:
Rangers don't even need a WS to circle jerk. They learn it in the minor leagues
TO THE DROP ZONE!!!
Sorry for partying.AccidentProne said:
Oops!
http://www.chron.com/sports/astros/article/Astros-World-Series-trophy-knocked-over-damaged-12347319.php
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Suddenly, men in tuxes were giggling about how "we'll just have to win another one"
Quote:
But after two cigars, a 1942 scotch and a Hennessy V.S.O.P. cognac
How many Commish trophies have the Ramgers broke?!
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IDK, but I know one broke their heart.Smith&Co1970 said:
How many Commish trophies have the Ramgers broke?!
It seems like so long ago that I can even remember what it is like to not be the best.
AccidentProne said:
Oops!
http://www.chron.com/sports/astros/article/Astros-World-Series-trophy-knocked-over-damaged-12347319.php
Meh. Teams that win the Stanley Cup break it all the time. Here's the thing. You have to win it to earn the right to break it.
Oh yeahhhhhh, I member:
TO THE DROP ZONE!!!
mathguy86 said:AccidentProne said:
Oops!
http://www.chron.com/sports/astros/article/Astros-World-Series-trophy-knocked-over-damaged-12347319.php
Meh. Teams that win the Stanley Cup break it all the time. Here's the thing. You have to win it to earn the right to break it.
Greatest Stanley cup escapade I can remember was when the Avalanche won it early 2000s and they found it at the bottom of a player's pool the morning after a party.
I survived ALCS Game 6, ALCS Game 7, WS Game 3, WS Game 4 and WS Game 5 en vivo!
Now my liver filed for divorce.
Now my liver filed for divorce.
TO THE DROP ZONE!!!
Ag2012 said:Sometimes a blind squirrel has a higher batting average than George Springer and Carlos Correa.JABQ04 said:Ag2012 said:
****CARLOS GOMEZ CYCLE ALERT****
And Mike Fiers pitched a no hitter 2 years ago. Doesn't make him a ****ing Cy-Young candidate. Even a blind squirrel gets an acorn every now and again.
Found this gem on page 10.
103 more pages to go!
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titanmaster_race said:
remember how odor was supposed to be a superior second baseman to altuve?
TO THE DROP ZONE!!!
aggie7911 said:
Ranger fans going the way of the dodo bird this season.
TO THE DROP ZONE!!!
Ag2012 said:Texas could let you win the next 32 and the overall series would be dead even.aggie1906 said:
Daddy could let you win the next 3 and you'd still be 3 games back.
Derp
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demack06 said:So we should just continue to hammer the fact that Houston hasn't had a tittle in ANY major sport since the early 90s?Lucky #007 said:
These are people who talk trash to Cowboys fans about how long it's been since the Cowboys won a Super Bowl. You're going to have to lower your expectations for some of them.
They'll probably come back and talk about the Houston Dynamo winning like that is relevant
Oops.
TO THE DROP ZONE!!!
Farmer1906 said:
Rangers fans have talked trash about the following.
- Who's more bandwagon
- Who has higher attendance
- Batting averages after a handful of games
- All time head to head record
- Who cares more about the rivalry
It's early May and they've basically run the gambit of things losers care about. I fully expect this thread to be a ghost town by the All-Star break if not sooner.
Gold.
TO THE DROP ZONE!!!
I never thought there would be so much joy and cheer within those first 15 pages.
Blessed.
Blessed.
TO THE DROP ZONE!!!
The Rangers suck
Smith&Co1970 said:demack06 said:So we should just continue to hammer the fact that Houston hasn't had a tittle in ANY major sport since the early 90s?Lucky #007 said:
These are people who talk trash to Cowboys fans about how long it's been since the Cowboys won a Super Bowl. You're going to have to lower your expectations for some of them.
They'll probably come back and talk about the Houston Dynamo winning like that is relevant
Oops.
This aged well.
ArticPenguin:
I am a middle aged lesbian with two children. In Texas, the GOP would love to claim I am an unfit parent and take my children.
Response when pressed for proof:
I actually have 6 links, and was getting super pissed the more info I looked up...So, look it up yourself, I am not going to fight about something I know to be true, to a person who would just as soon see me in prison or dead.
https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/2948036/replies/51680255
I am a middle aged lesbian with two children. In Texas, the GOP would love to claim I am an unfit parent and take my children.
Response when pressed for proof:
I actually have 6 links, and was getting super pissed the more info I looked up...So, look it up yourself, I am not going to fight about something I know to be true, to a person who would just as soon see me in prison or dead.
https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/2948036/replies/51680255
Wrong quote
Smith&Co1970 said:demack06 said:So we should just continue to hammer the fact that Houston hasn't had a tittle in ANY major sport since the early 90s?Lucky #007 said:
These are people who talk trash to Cowboys fans about how long it's been since the Cowboys won a Super Bowl. You're going to have to lower your expectations for some of them.
They'll probably come back and talk about the Houston Dynamo winning like that is relevant
Oops.
And one of their very own comes on this very BASEBALL thread to pound his chest about Spurs wins!
The idiocy writes itself folks!
And to think I'm only through 15 pages!!!!
Ready for a Thanksgiving break so I can dig deepppp!
Ready for a Thanksgiving break so I can dig deepppp!
TO THE DROP ZONE!!!
Good news for the Astros!!
Lock. His. Ass. Up.
Lock. His. Ass. Up.
Quote:
The Rangers will sit down with general manager Jon Daniels to discuss a contract extension in the near future, reports Evan Grant of the Dallas Morning News. Talks could begin prior to Thanksgiving, according to Grant, who suggests that the team intends ultimately intends to come to an agreement with Daniels on a new contract. Daniels' current three-year deal expires after the 2018 season.
Extending the winningest GM in franchise history who turned a garbage team into a back-to-back pennant winner, and one of the winningest GMs in baseball over the past decade. What a bunch of idiots.Ag_07 said:
Good news for the Astros!!
Lock. His. Ass. Up.Quote:
The Rangers will sit down with general manager Jon Daniels to discuss a contract extension in the near future, reports Evan Grant of the Dallas Morning News. Talks could begin prior to Thanksgiving, according to Grant, who suggests that the team intends ultimately intends to come to an agreement with Daniels on a new contract. Daniels' current three-year deal expires after the 2018 season.
Ag2012 said:
Extending the winningest GM in franchise history who turned a garbage team into a back-to-back pennant winner, and one of the winningest GMs in baseball over the past decade. What a bunch of idiots.
I can't
extending a GM who hasn't produced a postseason series win since Sherman's tenure in Aggieland and created an aging roster with no one to replace the old guard.
You just finished 6 games under .500 and 23 games out of first. You traded away your ace midseason who is now a FA. You have no major plans to spend decent new money this year with a payroll approaching 110 M. Your young core is not all that good. Your best player will be 39 and either busted for roids and start to decline like all aging players do. You have one of the worst rotations in baseball. You have no bullpen. Your farm system is bottom 10 in the league even though you were sellers at the deadline. This is all done by the architect that is Jon Daniels. Things will not be significantly better next year or the one after that or the several after that. You're stuck in 83 wins or fewer zone unless you spend like NY & LA or rebuild.Ag2012 said:Extending the winningest GM in franchise history who turned a garbage team into a back-to-back pennant winner, and one of the winningest GMs in baseball over the past decade. What a bunch of idiots.Ag_07 said:
Good news for the Astros!!
Lock. His. Ass. Up.Quote:
The Rangers will sit down with general manager Jon Daniels to discuss a contract extension in the near future, reports Evan Grant of the Dallas Morning News. Talks could begin prior to Thanksgiving, according to Grant, who suggests that the team intends ultimately intends to come to an agreement with Daniels on a new contract. Daniels' current three-year deal expires after the 2018 season.
I fully expect the rangers to go out and somehow sign Chris Carter and Pete Incaviglia to have the first ever lineup with 4 hitters with over 30 HR and a negative WAR.
Lock this GM up for good. You guys are totally set up for success.
Lock this GM up for good. You guys are totally set up for success.
Might as well extend Brocail too.
Less than thrilled personally. I've always felt we had a rather ridiculous number of pitchers go out with smallish injuries, get rushed back, and then have TJ.
And oh look, we're trying to make a hard throwing reliever a starter again! That worked out so well last time!
And oh look, we're trying to make a hard throwing reliever a starter again! That worked out so well last time!
Dave Dombrowski Jr.Ag2012 said:Extending the winningest GM in franchise history who turned a garbage team into a back-to-back pennant winner, and one of the winningest GMs in baseball over the past decade. What a bunch of idiots.Ag_07 said:
Good news for the Astros!!
Lock. His. Ass. Up.Quote:
The Rangers will sit down with general manager Jon Daniels to discuss a contract extension in the near future, reports Evan Grant of the Dallas Morning News. Talks could begin prior to Thanksgiving, according to Grant, who suggests that the team intends ultimately intends to come to an agreement with Daniels on a new contract. Daniels' current three-year deal expires after the 2018 season.
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