***** Official 2017 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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NotGibbs
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1:26p, 11/10/17
Rangers don't even need a WS to circle jerk. They learn it in the minor leagues
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In reply to NotGibbs • 2:19p, 11/10/17
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NotGibbs said:
Rangers don't even need a WS to circle jerk. They learn it in the minor leagues
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In reply to Quincey P. Morris • 3:28p, 11/10/17
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Must not be a SP fan.

I'm sorry.
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4:02p, 11/10/17
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Oops!

http://www.chron.com/sports/astros/article/Astros-World-Series-trophy-knocked-over-damaged-12347319.php
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In reply to NotGibbs • 4:12p, 11/10/17
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NotGibbs said:
Rangers don't even need a WS to circle jerk. They learn it in the minor leagues


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In reply to Mr Gigem • 4:13p, 11/10/17
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AccidentProne said:
Oops!

http://www.chron.com/sports/astros/article/Astros-World-Series-trophy-knocked-over-damaged-12347319.php
Sorry for partying.

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Suddenly, men in tuxes were giggling about how "we'll just have to win another one"
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But after two cigars, a 1942 scotch and a Hennessy V.S.O.P. cognac
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In reply to Farmer1906 • 4:21p, 11/10/17
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How many Commish trophies have the Ramgers broke?!
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In reply to byfLuger41 • 4:24p, 11/10/17
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How many Commish trophies have the Ramgers broke?!
IDK, but I know one broke their heart.

It seems like so long ago that I can even remember what it is like to not be the best.
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In reply to Mr Gigem • 4:25p, 11/10/17
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AccidentProne said:
Oops!

http://www.chron.com/sports/astros/article/Astros-World-Series-trophy-knocked-over-damaged-12347319.php


Meh. Teams that win the Stanley Cup break it all the time. Here's the thing. You have to win it to earn the right to break it.
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In reply to Farmer1906 • 4:27p, 11/10/17
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Oh yeahhhhhh, I member:



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In reply to Mathguy64 • 4:37p, 11/10/17
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AccidentProne said:
Oops!

http://www.chron.com/sports/astros/article/Astros-World-Series-trophy-knocked-over-damaged-12347319.php


Meh. Teams that win the Stanley Cup break it all the time. Here's the thing. You have to win it to earn the right to break it.


Greatest Stanley cup escapade I can remember was when the Avalanche won it early 2000s and they found it at the bottom of a player's pool the morning after a party.
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In reply to Quincey P. Morris • 4:50p, 11/10/17
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I survived ALCS Game 6, ALCS Game 7, WS Game 3, WS Game 4 and WS Game 5 en vivo!





Now my liver filed for divorce.
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In reply to Ag2012 • 8:13a, 11/12/17
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Ag2012 said:
****CARLOS GOMEZ CYCLE ALERT****


And Mike Fiers pitched a no hitter 2 years ago. Doesn't make him a ****ing Cy-Young candidate. Even a blind squirrel gets an acorn every now and again.
Sometimes a blind squirrel has a higher batting average than George Springer and Carlos Correa.


Found this gem on page 10.

103 more pages to go!
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In reply to titanmaster_race • 8:37a, 11/12/17
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titanmaster_race said:
remember how odor was supposed to be a superior second baseman to altuve?
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In reply to aggie7911 • 8:37a, 11/12/17
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Ranger fans going the way of the dodo bird this season.
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In reply to Ag2012 • 8:39a, 11/12/17
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Daddy could let you win the next 3 and you'd still be 3 games back.
Texas could let you win the next 32 and the overall series would be dead even.

Derp
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In reply to titanmaster_race • 8:42a, 11/12/17
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how many times will the rangers be grandslam celine-a-scened in the same season? twice already in a month. even hit it to the same spot both times



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In reply to Cappo • 8:43a, 11/12/17
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demack06 said:
Lucky #007 said:
These are people who talk trash to Cowboys fans about how long it's been since the Cowboys won a Super Bowl. You're going to have to lower your expectations for some of them.
So we should just continue to hammer the fact that Houston hasn't had a tittle in ANY major sport since the early 90s?

They'll probably come back and talk about the Houston Dynamo winning like that is relevant


Oops.
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In reply to Farmer1906 • 8:48a, 11/12/17
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Rangers fans have talked trash about the following.
  • Who's more bandwagon
  • Who has higher attendance
  • Batting averages after a handful of games
  • All time head to head record
  • Who cares more about the rivalry

It's early May and they've basically run the gambit of things losers care about. I fully expect this thread to be a ghost town by the All-Star break if not sooner.


Gold.
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8:49a, 11/12/17
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I never thought there would be so much joy and cheer within those first 15 pages.


Blessed.
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10:33a, 11/12/17
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The Rangers suck
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In reply to byfLuger41 • 10:44a, 11/12/17
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Smith&Co1970 said:
demack06 said:
Lucky #007 said:
These are people who talk trash to Cowboys fans about how long it's been since the Cowboys won a Super Bowl. You're going to have to lower your expectations for some of them.
So we should just continue to hammer the fact that Houston hasn't had a tittle in ANY major sport since the early 90s?

They'll probably come back and talk about the Houston Dynamo winning like that is relevant


Oops.

This aged well.
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In reply to byfLuger41 • 11:19a, 11/12/17
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Wrong quote
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In reply to byfLuger41 • 11:21a, 11/12/17
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Smith&Co1970 said:
demack06 said:
Lucky #007 said:
These are people who talk trash to Cowboys fans about how long it's been since the Cowboys won a Super Bowl. You're going to have to lower your expectations for some of them.
So we should just continue to hammer the fact that Houston hasn't had a tittle in ANY major sport since the early 90s?

They'll probably come back and talk about the Houston Dynamo winning like that is relevant


Oops.


And one of their very own comes on this very BASEBALL thread to pound his chest about Spurs wins!

The idiocy writes itself folks!
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In reply to irish pete ag06 • 11:46a, 11/12/17
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And to think I'm only through 15 pages!!!!

Ready for a Thanksgiving break so I can dig deepppp!
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12:26p, 11/16/17
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Good news for the Astros!!

Lock. His. Ass. Up.

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The Rangers will sit down with general manager Jon Daniels to discuss a contract extension in the near future, reports Evan Grant of the Dallas Morning News. Talks could begin prior to Thanksgiving, according to Grant, who suggests that the team intends ultimately intends to come to an agreement with Daniels on a new contract. Daniels' current three-year deal expires after the 2018 season.
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Good news for the Astros!!

Lock. His. Ass. Up.

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The Rangers will sit down with general manager Jon Daniels to discuss a contract extension in the near future, reports Evan Grant of the Dallas Morning News. Talks could begin prior to Thanksgiving, according to Grant, who suggests that the team intends ultimately intends to come to an agreement with Daniels on a new contract. Daniels' current three-year deal expires after the 2018 season.
Extending the winningest GM in franchise history who turned a garbage team into a back-to-back pennant winner, and one of the winningest GMs in baseball over the past decade. What a bunch of idiots.
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Extending the winningest GM in franchise history who turned a garbage team into a back-to-back pennant winner, and one of the winningest GMs in baseball over the past decade. What a bunch of idiots.

I can't

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1:20p, 11/16/17
extending a GM who hasn't produced a postseason series win since Sherman's tenure in Aggieland and created an aging roster with no one to replace the old guard.
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In reply to Ag2012 • 1:24p, 11/16/17
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Ag2012 said:
Ag_07 said:
Good news for the Astros!!

Lock. His. Ass. Up.

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The Rangers will sit down with general manager Jon Daniels to discuss a contract extension in the near future, reports Evan Grant of the Dallas Morning News. Talks could begin prior to Thanksgiving, according to Grant, who suggests that the team intends ultimately intends to come to an agreement with Daniels on a new contract. Daniels' current three-year deal expires after the 2018 season.
Extending the winningest GM in franchise history who turned a garbage team into a back-to-back pennant winner, and one of the winningest GMs in baseball over the past decade. What a bunch of idiots.
You just finished 6 games under .500 and 23 games out of first. You traded away your ace midseason who is now a FA. You have no major plans to spend decent new money this year with a payroll approaching 110 M. Your young core is not all that good. Your best player will be 39 and either busted for roids and start to decline like all aging players do. You have one of the worst rotations in baseball. You have no bullpen. Your farm system is bottom 10 in the league even though you were sellers at the deadline. This is all done by the architect that is Jon Daniels. Things will not be significantly better next year or the one after that or the several after that. You're stuck in 83 wins or fewer zone unless you spend like NY & LA or rebuild.
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1:33p, 11/16/17
I fully expect the rangers to go out and somehow sign Chris Carter and Pete Incaviglia to have the first ever lineup with 4 hitters with over 30 HR and a negative WAR.

Lock this GM up for good. You guys are totally set up for success.
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1:35p, 11/16/17
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Might as well extend Brocail too.
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1:46p, 11/16/17
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Less than thrilled personally. I've always felt we had a rather ridiculous number of pitchers go out with smallish injuries, get rushed back, and then have TJ.

And oh look, we're trying to make a hard throwing reliever a starter again! That worked out so well last time!
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In reply to Ag2012 • 2:57p, 11/16/17
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Ag2012 said:
Ag_07 said:
Good news for the Astros!!

Lock. His. Ass. Up.

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The Rangers will sit down with general manager Jon Daniels to discuss a contract extension in the near future, reports Evan Grant of the Dallas Morning News. Talks could begin prior to Thanksgiving, according to Grant, who suggests that the team intends ultimately intends to come to an agreement with Daniels on a new contract. Daniels' current three-year deal expires after the 2018 season.
Extending the winningest GM in franchise history who turned a garbage team into a back-to-back pennant winner, and one of the winningest GMs in baseball over the past decade. What a bunch of idiots.
Dave Dombrowski Jr.
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