***** Official 2017 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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In reply to Ag2012 • 8:35p, 9/21/17
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Ag2012 said:
Yeah Elvis is just so roided up. You may want to steer clear of Marwin Gonzalez's career HR numbers.


I love that you're comparing your "Jeter" to a utility player.
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In reply to Mr.Ackar07 • 8:39p, 9/21/17
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Mr.Ackar07 said:
_lefraud_ said:
All Elvis is missing is that four year window in the heart of the steroid era where Biggio's numbers were crazy good.
Just ignore the fact that in Elvis' 9th full season on baseball, he currently has 150% more home runs than his previous season high. No one goes 6, 0, 5, 3, 4, 2, 7, 8, 20 naturally.


Okay yeah let's play that game...

Marwin Gonzalez

2, 4, 6, 12, 13, 22

Jose Altuve

2, 7, 5, 7, 15, 24, 24
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In reply to Farmer1906 • 8:40p, 9/21/17
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Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit is it?
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In reply to Mr Gigem • 8:41p, 9/21/17
AccidentProne said:
Mr.Ackar07 said:
_lefraud_ said:
All Elvis is missing is that four year window in the heart of the steroid era where Biggio's numbers were crazy good.
Just ignore the fact that in Elvis' 9th full season on baseball, he currently has 150% more home runs than his previous season high. No one goes 6, 0, 5, 3, 4, 2, 7, 8, 20 naturally.


Okay yeah let's play that game...

Marwin Gonzalez

2, 4, 6, 12, 13, 22

Jose Altuve

2, 7, 5, 7, 15, 24, 24
Marwin is in only his 2nd full season after spending the first 4 as a backup, no big shocker there. Altuve's has been gradual. He's been there with the 15, 24, 24.

Elvis had an entire season with 0 (ZERO!) home runs and now has 20.
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In reply to Mr Gigem • 8:42p, 9/21/17
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AccidentProne said:
Jose Altuve

2, 7, 5, 7, 15, 24, 24

Smh no one does that naturally
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In reply to Farmer1906 • 8:53p, 9/21/17
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Farmer1906 said:
_lefraud_ said:
All Elvis is missing is that four year window in the heart of the steroid era where Biggio's numbers were crazy good.

A prime? Most players have those.

A ton of average to good players had their "prime" in the heart of the steroid era...
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8:54p, 9/21/17
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Damn you rangers fans are stupid. It was one of your own who suggested first that biggio was roiding because he had an uptick.
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8:56p, 9/21/17
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Poor poor rangers. Their team is trash. Their stadium is garbage. Their future is bleak. So they decide to start accusing Daddy of roids. Sad.
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8:57p, 9/21/17
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Yeah Craig Biggio was roiding. Stupid motherfckers
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9:00p, 9/21/17
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I don't think he was but it wouldn't surprise me if Biggio was and it's certainly not far fetched.

But yes...Ranger fans are still stupid motherfkrs.
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9:01p, 9/21/17
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No one should be surprised if anyone in that Era was roiding

Griffey just as likely as anyone
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In reply to astros4545 • 9:03p, 9/21/17
astros4545 said:
No one should be surprised if anyone in that Era was roiding

Griffey just as likely as anyone
Careful, Rangers fans might start comparing him to Elvis
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9:03p, 9/21/17
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Where were you the night that The Smartest Fans in Baseball learned that players tend to improve with major league experience
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9:04p, 9/21/17
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Did anyone in Arlington not juice up. Juan, Pudge, Arod, Palmero, Beltre, Young, Kingsler. All juice monkeys.
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In reply to Farmer1906 • 9:05p, 9/21/17
Farmer1906 said:
Did anyone in Arlington not juice up. Juan, Pudge, Arod, Palmero, Beltre, Young, Kingsler. All juice monkeys.
Don't forget Canseco and A-Rod who swears he didn't juice until he got to Arlington.
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In reply to Farmer1906 • 9:09p, 9/21/17
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Farmer1906 said:
Did anyone in Arlington not juice up. Juan, Pudge, Arod, Palmero, Beltre, Young, Kingsler. All juice monkeys.


Likely that Elvis got contact steroid high after sitting on the wrong Rangers clubhouse toilet seat
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In reply to Farmer1906 • 9:25p, 9/21/17
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Astros fans: Rangers fans are so dumb for saying that a guy whose legacy was tainted by steroid allegations was a steroid user

Also Astros fans:
Farmer1906 said:
Did anyone in Arlington not juice up. Juan, Pudge, Arod, Palmero, Beltre, Young, Kingsler. All juice monkeys.
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In reply to Ag2012 • 9:28p, 9/21/17
Ag2012 said:
Astros fans: Rangers fans are so dumb for saying that a guy whose legacy was tainted by steroid allegations was a steroid user

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Farmer1906 said:
Did anyone in Arlington not juice up. Juan, Pudge, Arod, Palmero, Beltre, Young, Kingsler. All juice monkeys.
Rangers fans: Astros fans are so dumb for not thinking Biggio's home run surge had nothing to do with moving to a park with a short left field and all to do with steroids

Also Rangers fans: Elvis is sure-fire first ballot Hall of Famer and will finish his career as a top 3 shortstop. Oh, and his 150% home run surge is only due to "peaking"
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In reply to Mr.Ackar07 • 9:37p, 9/21/17
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Do you seriously believe Elvis Andrus is on steroids?
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In reply to Ag2012 • 9:41p, 9/21/17
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Ag2012 said:
Do you seriously believe Elvis Andrus is on steroids?


I don't care enough about a mediocre player to care if he does or doesn't.
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In reply to Ag2012 • 9:43p, 9/21/17
No. It's called satire because all of you idiot fans north of College Station think anything an Astro has ever done is always steroids.
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In reply to Mr.Ackar07 • 9:48p, 9/21/17
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Mr.Ackar07 said:
No. It's called satire because all of you idiot fans north of College Station think anything an Astro has ever done is always steroids.
You are remarkably bad at satire
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In reply to Ag2012 • 9:52p, 9/21/17
Odor is remarkably bad at baseball
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In reply to Mr.Ackar07 • 9:52p, 9/21/17
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You literally just described most of the Astros fans in the last page.
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In reply to Quincey P. Morris • 9:59p, 9/21/17
Lucky #007 said:
You literally just described most of the Astros fans in the last page.
How? I was the one who mentioned Elvis and steroids together. It was a joke. Farmer's list of steroid users is all accurate. They've all either failed tests or been implicated in steroid use.
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In reply to Mr.Ackar07 • 10:01p, 9/21/17
Well except for "Kingsler" who does take ADHD medication and has admitted it helps him out
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10:13p, 9/21/17
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How many seats is that new stadium supposed to have? Gonna be plenty of empties in September in that bloated ass version of MMP.
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In reply to Dirty Mike and the Boys • 10:17p, 9/21/17
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Bloated is the new norm for the Rangers.

Have you seen Pudge lately?
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10:53p, 9/22/17
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The story of the Ranger's season summed up in five consecutive posts

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Need a big hit here

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GDit Joey! Can not afford to strike out there
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Oh boy. Please accidentally come through here, Odor.
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The **** kind of pathetic at bat was that. Good god.
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So easy to pitch to Odor.

The Rangers blow
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In reply to Ag_07 • 11:30p, 9/22/17
Ag_07 said:
The story of the Ranger's season summed up in five consecutive posts

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Need a big hit here

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GDit Joey! Can not afford to strike out there
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Oh boy. Please accidentally come through here, Odor.
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The **** kind of pathetic at bat was that. Good god.
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So easy to pitch to Odor.

The Rangers blow


Meanwhile old man Verlander 1 hits the Angels over 7, picking up his 4th victory as a Stro in 4 starts.
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11:34p, 9/22/17
Rougned Odor has a -.1 WAR. He has more HR than singles.

He's flirting with the Mendoza line, and his brother (also rougned) is in a line to jack off a dude named Mendoza
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12:07p, 9/23/17
The only people in baseball to care about Elvis are rangers fans whose season is already done. Literally no one else cares. He's a good player, but not good enough for anyone outside of Arlington to care.

Meanwhile the Astros middle infield is racking up the awards. Altuve gonna win the silver slugger and golden glove AGAIN this season, and likely the AL MVP too.

Looking forward to an easy series win next week in front of non-inconvenienced Arlington season ticket holders.
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In reply to titanmaster_race • 3:29p, 9/23/17
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titanmaster_race said:
non-inconvenienced Arlington season ticket holders.
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In reply to Very Tolerant Nice Guy • 6:37p, 9/23/17
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Very Tolerant Nice Guy said:
He has more HR than singles.

This did not sound like it could possibly be true to me. Turns out... it's not.
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In reply to irish pete ag06 • 7:16p, 9/23/17
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irish pete ag06 said:
titanmaster_race said:
non-inconvenienced Arlington season ticket holders.


You mean the people who will be attending their regularly scheduled game?
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