***** Official 2017 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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Ag2012 said:

Yeah Elvis is just so roided up. You may want to steer clear of Marwin Gonzalez's career HR numbers.


I love that you're comparing your "Jeter" to a utility player.
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Mr.Ackar07 said:

_lefraud_ said:

All Elvis is missing is that four year window in the heart of the steroid era where Biggio's numbers were crazy good.
Just ignore the fact that in Elvis' 9th full season on baseball, he currently has 150% more home runs than his previous season high. No one goes 6, 0, 5, 3, 4, 2, 7, 8, 20 naturally.


Okay yeah let's play that game...

Marwin Gonzalez

2, 4, 6, 12, 13, 22

Jose Altuve

2, 7, 5, 7, 15, 24, 24
Ag2012
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Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit is it?
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AccidentProne said:

Mr.Ackar07 said:

_lefraud_ said:

All Elvis is missing is that four year window in the heart of the steroid era where Biggio's numbers were crazy good.
Just ignore the fact that in Elvis' 9th full season on baseball, he currently has 150% more home runs than his previous season high. No one goes 6, 0, 5, 3, 4, 2, 7, 8, 20 naturally.


Okay yeah let's play that game...

Marwin Gonzalez

2, 4, 6, 12, 13, 22

Jose Altuve

2, 7, 5, 7, 15, 24, 24
Marwin is in only his 2nd full season after spending the first 4 as a backup, no big shocker there. Altuve's has been gradual. He's been there with the 15, 24, 24.

Elvis had an entire season with 0 (ZERO!) home runs and now has 20.
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AccidentProne said:

Jose Altuve

2, 7, 5, 7, 15, 24, 24

Smh no one does that naturally
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Farmer1906 said:

_lefraud_ said:

All Elvis is missing is that four year window in the heart of the steroid era where Biggio's numbers were crazy good.

A prime? Most players have those.

A ton of average to good players had their "prime" in the heart of the steroid era...
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Damn you rangers fans are stupid. It was one of your own who suggested first that biggio was roiding because he had an uptick.
Farmer1906
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Poor poor rangers. Their team is trash. Their stadium is garbage. Their future is bleak. So they decide to start accusing Daddy of roids. Sad.
ClickClack
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Yeah Craig Biggio was roiding. Stupid motherfckers
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I don't think he was but it wouldn't surprise me if Biggio was and it's certainly not far fetched.

But yes...Ranger fans are still stupid motherfkrs.
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No one should be surprised if anyone in that Era was roiding

Griffey just as likely as anyone
Mr.Ackar07
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astros4545 said:

No one should be surprised if anyone in that Era was roiding

Griffey just as likely as anyone
Careful, Rangers fans might start comparing him to Elvis
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Where were you the night that The Smartest Fans in Baseball learned that players tend to improve with major league experience
Farmer1906
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Did anyone in Arlington not juice up. Juan, Pudge, Arod, Palmero, Beltre, Young, Kingsler. All juice monkeys.
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Farmer1906 said:

Did anyone in Arlington not juice up. Juan, Pudge, Arod, Palmero, Beltre, Young, Kingsler. All juice monkeys.
Don't forget Canseco and A-Rod who swears he didn't juice until he got to Arlington.
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Farmer1906 said:

Did anyone in Arlington not juice up. Juan, Pudge, Arod, Palmero, Beltre, Young, Kingsler. All juice monkeys.


Likely that Elvis got contact steroid high after sitting on the wrong Rangers clubhouse toilet seat
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Astros fans: Rangers fans are so dumb for saying that a guy whose legacy was tainted by steroid allegations was a steroid user

Also Astros fans:
Farmer1906 said:

Did anyone in Arlington not juice up. Juan, Pudge, Arod, Palmero, Beltre, Young, Kingsler. All juice monkeys.
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Ag2012 said:

Astros fans: Rangers fans are so dumb for saying that a guy whose legacy was tainted by steroid allegations was a steroid user

Also Astros fans:
Farmer1906 said:

Did anyone in Arlington not juice up. Juan, Pudge, Arod, Palmero, Beltre, Young, Kingsler. All juice monkeys.

Rangers fans: Astros fans are so dumb for not thinking Biggio's home run surge had nothing to do with moving to a park with a short left field and all to do with steroids

Also Rangers fans: Elvis is sure-fire first ballot Hall of Famer and will finish his career as a top 3 shortstop. Oh, and his 150% home run surge is only due to "peaking"
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Do you seriously believe Elvis Andrus is on steroids?
Farmer1906
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Ag2012 said:

Do you seriously believe Elvis Andrus is on steroids?


I don't care enough about a mediocre player to care if he does or doesn't.
Mr.Ackar07
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No. It's called satire because all of you idiot fans north of College Station think anything an Astro has ever done is always steroids.
Ag2012
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Mr.Ackar07 said:

No. It's called satire because all of you idiot fans north of College Station think anything an Astro has ever done is always steroids.
You are remarkably bad at satire
Mr.Ackar07
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Odor is remarkably bad at baseball
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You literally just described most of the Astros fans in the last page.
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Lucky #007 said:

You literally just described most of the Astros fans in the last page.
How? I was the one who mentioned Elvis and steroids together. It was a joke. Farmer's list of steroid users is all accurate. They've all either failed tests or been implicated in steroid use.
Mr.Ackar07
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Well except for "Kingsler" who does take ADHD medication and has admitted it helps him out
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How many seats is that new stadium supposed to have? Gonna be plenty of empties in September in that bloated ass version of MMP.
Ag_07
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Bloated is the new norm for the Rangers.

Have you seen Pudge lately?
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The story of the Ranger's season summed up in five consecutive posts

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Need a big hit here

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GDit Joey! Can not afford to strike out there
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Oh boy. Please accidentally come through here, Odor.
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The **** kind of pathetic at bat was that. Good god.
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So easy to pitch to Odor.

The Rangers blow
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Ag_07 said:

The story of the Ranger's season summed up in five consecutive posts

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Need a big hit here

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GDit Joey! Can not afford to strike out there
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Oh boy. Please accidentally come through here, Odor.
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The **** kind of pathetic at bat was that. Good god.
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So easy to pitch to Odor.

The Rangers blow


Meanwhile old man Verlander 1 hits the Angels over 7, picking up his 4th victory as a Stro in 4 starts.
Very Tolerant Nice Guy
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Rougned Odor has a -.1 WAR. He has more HR than singles.

He's flirting with the Mendoza line, and his brother (also rougned) is in a line to jack off a dude named Mendoza
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The only people in baseball to care about Elvis are rangers fans whose season is already done. Literally no one else cares. He's a good player, but not good enough for anyone outside of Arlington to care.

Meanwhile the Astros middle infield is racking up the awards. Altuve gonna win the silver slugger and golden glove AGAIN this season, and likely the AL MVP too.

Looking forward to an easy series win next week in front of non-inconvenienced Arlington season ticket holders.
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titanmaster_race said:

non-inconvenienced Arlington season ticket holders.
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Very Tolerant Nice Guy said:

He has more HR than singles.

This did not sound like it could possibly be true to me. Turns out... it's not.
Mr Gigem
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irish pete ag06 said:

titanmaster_race said:

non-inconvenienced Arlington season ticket holders.



You mean the people who will be attending their regularly scheduled game?
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