***** Official 2017 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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Man this winning streak for the Rangers is just what we needed. Hang around and hang around. Maybe they'll even trade more pieces for something at the deadline. Yu and Lucroy walk at the end of the year... and your already emaciated farm ends up ranked in the 20s. All the while you miss the playoffs.
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Or we could just suck for a decade and hope we get everything we need right? Man, competing every year sure does suck.
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I'm sure you'll get to experience that soon.
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Don't see the Rangers ownership doing it on purpose like the Astros so I'm not too worried about it.
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Credit to r/Astros
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CoppellAg93 said:

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aggie1906 said:

Once again, Arlington lives in the past while Daddy has the best record in baseball.
When's the parade ????

I like this argument.

None of us have crowned ourselves WS champs.

Just simply stating facts...As of right now we're the best team in baseball. You care to argue about that stat?
I'm looking forward to the unveiling of the "We Have The Best Record In Baseball 3 Weeks Into May" banner. Sure it's a fact - but who the hell cares ?!?

I don't know...anyone following baseball in the third week of May??
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Lucky #007 said:

Don't see the Rangers ownership doing it on purpose like the Astros so I'm not too worried about it.


Enjoy floundering .500ish baseball for he next 15 years then!
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May 22nd 2015

Houston Astros: 27-16
Texas Rangers: 19-23

Could someone remind me who won the West that year? I mean surely the Astros couldn't have blown a 7.5 game lead in May?
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No one has ponied up that talking point yet. Don't worry, it's a long season ya'll will have about 30 more times to trot it out until the Astros win the west going away this year.
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The really funny thing is, this place was a ghost town on the Ranger's side two weeks ago, but the very same people coming out of the wood work saying records in May don't matter only did so after ya'll went through a cute little winning streak...in May.

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Silent For Too Long said:

The really funny thing is, this place was a ghost town on the Ranger's side two weeks ago, but the very same people coming out of the wood work saying records in May don't matter only did so after ya'll went through a cute little winning streak...in May.




That is completely false. Rangers fans have been in this thread all season long.
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AccidentProne staid with it, the rest of you disappeared like farts in the wind for weeks.
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Silent For Too Long said:

AccidentProne staid with it, the rest of you disappeared like farts in the wind for weeks.


FWIW, I'm not really a trash talker. This is just fun for me

Win or lose, I'll be here
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Silent For Too Long said:

AccidentProne staid with it, the rest of you disappeared like farts in the wind for weeks.


Also, wtf is this??? I know you gotta be just yanking my chain at this point
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AccidentProne said:

Silent For Too Long said:

AccidentProne staid with it, the rest of you disappeared like farts in the wind for weeks.


Also, wtf is this??? I know you gotta be just yanking my chain at this point


Maybe he meant stained it...like a shart?
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CorpsAg11- had to steal this from yalls thread. Too good not to. But gonna add another interpretation...

CorpsAg11 said:

astros4545 said:

Peacockin'

Via Urban Dictionary:
When a man sticks 12 or more various coloured paintbrushes up his arse in presentation for a female


Pavo Real
When Rougned Odor's brother sticks 12 or more various colored paintbrushes up your ass in presentation for your teammates

For those confused... pavo real is the Spanish translation for peacock

Okay, back to being a Rangers fan
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Speaking of sharts, I had a pretty close call earlier today. I had what I thought was for sure an epic fart coming and then at the last second had that sudden panic feeling and raced to the ****ter
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I don't no what you mean? Their is nothing wrong with my post.

(In truth I am awful with homophones. Anyone who has scene my posts over the years noes this. The funny thing is, when I read it, I see it write away, but win I'm righting, I never notice it till I've already posted it.)
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AccidentProne said:

Silent For Too Long said:

AccidentProne staid with it, the rest of you disappeared like farts in the wind for weeks.


FWIW, I'm not really a trash talker. This is just fun for me

Win or lose, I'll be here


Amen amigo!
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irish pete ag06
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Gosh dang it. I'm 2 brushes short of peacocking with my wife right now? Does that make me a pheasant?
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TP_98 said:



Credit to r/Astros


I'm a Rangers fan and this is laugh/cry worthy. That being said, let's not act like Houston fans wouldn't be the exact same way if roles were reversed.
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4 Pitcher 1 hitter. First 1 hitter since 2013.
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Silent For Too Long said:

4 Pitcher 1 hitter. First 1 hitter since 2013.


It doesn't matter. As I've been told all one run games are nothing but luck anyways.
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This thread jumped the shark when the rangers fans legitimately claimed, in an epic history rewrite, that they were never in fact mad at Bautista for the bat flip...

I mean damn.
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Nuke LaLoosh said:

This thread jumped the shark when the rangers fans legitimately claimed, in an epic history rewrite, that they were never in fact mad at Bautista for the bat flip...

I mean damn.


I try to get mad about the bat flip, but the rational side of me also knows I thought it would've been cool if it was the Rangers. There's some give and take there. That being said, folks across baseball still seem to agree that he's a dick (even before the bat flip), and seemed for the most part to enjoy Roogie clocking him. Dude doesn't seem to have alot of friends outside of Toronto.
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Does that loser Dave Raymond post on Texags, or do ya'll just carbon copy his talking points?

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Two weeks ago, three weeks ago, the Astros had won the division, they were already in the World Series and they were planning the parade. It was laughable the way people were reacting in Houston. And they were talking about burying the Rangers. 'Oh they're done. If we beat the Rangers in this series, in Houston, oh my God they're done. They'll be like, nine games out.' Well, yeah, OK, we were nine games out. Now we're what, five and a half (back)? And there's a long, long way to go, and, they just saw their ace and former Cy Young Award winner go on the disabled list for 10 days. And who knows if he comes off in 10 days.
Talk about over reacting. One fluky winning streak against the worst teams in baseball and all you have to show for it is being 6 games back of the Astros.

I also love how he throws out the completely baseless claim that Keuchel might be out for more then 10 days. It's almost like he's praying for that to happen.

What a chode.

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I'm not sure how that's overreacting. The only thing speculative there is about Keuchel. Yall absolutely decided it was done and you've said as much here. You're still the odds on favorite to take the division but it is clearly not over by a long stretch. And I love how it's flukey any time the Rangers do anything good. There's really nothing flukey about it. We've got guys returning to form. Do I expect ten game streaks to be the norm? Nope, but if you thought how April went was the norm for this team you were kidding yourself.
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Lucky #007 said:

Do I expect ten game streaks to be the norm? Nope

Then it's flukey.

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Ag_07 said:

Lucky #007 said:

Do I expect ten game streaks to be the norm? Nope

Then it's flukey.




Exactly. He contradicted himself within a two sentence span.
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Not really. Flukey would imply that there was no skill and it was just dumb luck and we should expect to go back to what was happening before.
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That picture is amazing
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Lucky #007 said:

Not really. Flukey would imply that there was no skill and it was just dumb luck and we should expect to go back to what was happening before.

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Fluke
unlikely chance occurrence, especially a surprising piece of luck.

Unlikely? Yup

Luck? With that bullpen? Yup

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Nuke LaLoosh said:

This thread jumped the shark when the rangers fans legitimately claimed, in an epic history rewrite, that they were never in fact mad at Bautista for the bat flip...

I mean damn.


Astros fans were creaming their pants over the Bautista bat flip way more than Rangers fans were ever upset about the bat flip.

We watched the entire series and saw how big of a d-bag Bautista is and the bat flip was just one more thing to add to his being an *******.

Everyone else in the league hates the guy. It's only Toronto and very strangely Astros fans who get a hard on when thinking about Bautista.

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