aggie1906 said:
It's not boy, it's Daddy.
So did you boys ever get your outfits back from the Average Joe's squad?
***** Official 2017 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****
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So did you boys ever get your outfits back from the Average Joe's squad?
Son, you're going to have to speak up. It's hard to hear from way down there in last place.
I guess I'll leave you to it. History would indicate you have a finite amount of time where your trash talking isn't completely ludicrous.
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MooreTrucker said:Not Rougie, his little brother....Rougie.titanmaster_race said:pnsagdad said:
Still don't understand how Oder can spike someone, slide into altuve, and still want to fight Bautista after the same thing happens to him
Don't forget the hanjs. don't understand that either
Right, not Rougned Odor. It was the other Rougned Odor.
Yep. There's like 8 of them, all Rougned, brothers and cousins. Kinda like George Foreman's kids, George, George, George, and George.titanmaster_race said:MooreTrucker said:Not Rougie, his little brother....Rougie.titanmaster_race said:pnsagdad said:
Still don't understand how Oder can spike someone, slide into altuve, and still want to fight Bautista after the same thing happens to him
Don't forget the hanjs. don't understand that either
Right, not Rougned Odor. It was the other Rougned Odor.
MooreTrucker said:Yeah, focus on one weird isolated incident from a minor league team.....aggie1906 said:Lucky #007 said:
Grown men requesting to be called daddy by other grown men are.....disturbing.
You're worried about that while players are your team are jacking each other off.
Are you familiar with how trash talk works
Are you? Trotting out that weak s*** as trash talk? Aside from having nothing to do with the actual team it's a good six months old. Time to find some new material.
There is a lot of anger hidden behind that laugh/cry emoji....
Lucky #007 said:
Are you? Trotting out that weak s*** as trash talk? Aside from having nothing to do with the actual team it's a good six months old. Time to find some new material.
Sorry dude, but if the shoe were on the other foot you wouldn't let it go. The fact is, the pride and joy of the Rangers has a little brother that shares the same name as him and said little brother jack off another man. It will never be let go. You just have to face it, you're a fan of the team that has players that jack off other guys. Once you accept that, then you can b**** about trash talk.
Born in Chicago... Lifelong Cubs fan. Damn, 2016 was great!
Rangers and Astros fans alike could use your own version of this:
Rangers and Astros fans alike could use your own version of this:
A full paragraph and still doesn't change the fact that what you got is a tired line about old news where the primary point of interest involves a guy who's never been close to actually being on the team. And the funniest joke about it was you guys posting something somebody else made. But I digress, wicked awesome smack bro.
Only very tenuous connection to the team, not suitable for even decent smack talk. Keep trying though.mazag08 said:Lucky #007 said:
Are you? Trotting out that weak s*** as trash talk? Aside from having nothing to do with the actual team it's a good six months old. Time to find some new material.
Sorry dude, but if the shoe were on the other foot you wouldn't let it go. The fact is, the pride and joy of the Rangers has a little brother that shares the same name as him and said little brother jack off another man. It will never be let go. You just have to face it, you're a fan of the team that has players that jack off other guys. Once you accept that, then you can b**** about trash talk.
wrong thread.
Lucky #007 said:
A full paragraph and still doesn't change the fact that what you got is a tired line about old news where the primary point of interest involves a guy who's never been close to actually being on the team. And the funniest joke about it was you guys posting something somebody else made. But I digress, wicked awesome smack bro.
Your players jack off dudes.
No, they don't. None of those players are Rangers.mazag08 said:Lucky #007 said:
A full paragraph and still doesn't change the fact that what you got is a tired line about old news where the primary point of interest involves a guy who's never been close to actually being on the team. And the funniest joke about it was you guys posting something somebody else made. But I digress, wicked awesome smack bro.
Your players jack off dudes.
MooreTrucker said:No, they don't. None of those players are Rangers.mazag08 said:Lucky #007 said:
A full paragraph and still doesn't change the fact that what you got is a tired line about old news where the primary point of interest involves a guy who's never been close to actually being on the team. And the funniest joke about it was you guys posting something somebody else made. But I digress, wicked awesome smack bro.
Your players jack off dudes.
Whatever helps you sleep at night. I have to admit, if a guy in my teams farm system who shares the name of the starting second baseman jacked off a dude, Id be playing goalie just as hard as y'all.
Are you saying rougned odor isn't a ranger?MooreTrucker said:No, they don't. None of those players are Rangers.mazag08 said:Lucky #007 said:
A full paragraph and still doesn't change the fact that what you got is a tired line about old news where the primary point of interest involves a guy who's never been close to actually being on the team. And the funniest joke about it was you guys posting something somebody else made. But I digress, wicked awesome smack bro.
Your players jack off dudes.
Not the Rougned Odor in that story. His brother, who is in the Dominican.aggie1906 said:Are you saying rougned odor isn't a ranger?MooreTrucker said:No, they don't. None of those players are Rangers.mazag08 said:Lucky #007 said:
A full paragraph and still doesn't change the fact that what you got is a tired line about old news where the primary point of interest involves a guy who's never been close to actually being on the team. And the funniest joke about it was you guys posting something somebody else made. But I digress, wicked awesome smack bro.
Your players jack off dudes.
Good lord, I give up. Y'all are just beyond help.
It's finally sinking..
Your players jack off dudes.
Your players jack off dudes.
Too easyMooreTrucker said:Not the Rougned Odor in that story. His brother, who is in the Dominican.aggie1906 said:Are you saying rougned odor isn't a ranger?MooreTrucker said:No, they don't. None of those players are Rangers.mazag08 said:Lucky #007 said:
A full paragraph and still doesn't change the fact that what you got is a tired line about old news where the primary point of interest involves a guy who's never been close to actually being on the team. And the funniest joke about it was you guys posting something somebody else made. But I digress, wicked awesome smack bro.
Your players jack off dudes.
Good lord, I give up. Y'all are just beyond help.
Yes, we have prospects who have disturbing proclivities and you have fans that love to talk about it ad nauseam. I'm just wondering which of you has booked a flight to the DR to sign up.mazag08 said:
It's finally sinking..
Your players jack off dudes.
Lucky #007 said:Yes, we have prospects who have disturbing proclivities and you have fans that love to talk about it ad nauseam. I'm just wondering which of you has booked a flight to the DR to sign up.mazag08 said:
It's finally sinking..
Your players jack off dudes.
Whose smack is weak now?
All you have to do is repeat over and over how much the Rangers own the Astros. There's literally nothing we can say to match.
If Jose Altuve had a brother named Jose Altuve who'd jacked off another dude in the locker room, yal wouldn't even talk about anything else.
Also, if Jose Altuve's brother, Jose Altuve, did that. He'd be way better at it then Rougned's brother, Rougned.
Also, if Jose Altuve's brother, Jose Altuve, did that. He'd be way better at it then Rougned's brother, Rougned.
Rangers bullpen in mid season form
CorpsAg11 said:
Rangers bullpen in mid season form
On a serious note.. what the hell to both fanbases. Both stadiums doing their best Tampa Bay impression tonight.
Easy there, lousy turnouts but Tampa couldn't draw crowds like that for a playoff game.mazag08 said:
On a serious note.. what the hell to both fanbases. Both stadiums doing their best Tampa Bay impression tonight.
Daddy is up 2 games, 2 games in.
Daddy is on pace to finish 162 games ahead this year.
Daddy is on pace to finish 162 games ahead this year.
Other Astros fans, I'm so very glad this guy belongs to you and not us.aggie1906 said:
Daddy is up 2 games, 2 games in.
Daddy is on pace to finish 162 games ahead this year.
It's good to be king
That's cute. One day y'all might know what it feels like to be king in October instead of April.
Probably not though
Probably not though
you realize the Rangers had just as many playoff wins in 2016 as the Astros right?
And if this was a trash talk thread between Rangers and Blue Jays fans that might be relevant. As it is, we were on top of the division come October the last two years irrespective of what you boys did in April.
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If Jose Altuve had a brother named Jose Altuve who'd jacked off another dude in the locker room, yal wouldn't even talk about anything else.
Also, if Jose Altuve's brother, Jose Altuve, did that. He'd be way better at it then Rougned's brother, Rougned.
Ranger fans aren't obsessed with all things Houston and the Astros, so probably not.
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