ClickClack said:
Aj Hinch said:
Hey Nuke... You gonna throw your name in the hat for the Red Sox or Tigers jobs? Figured you would be a shoo in for them. Just send this thread as your resume!
I seriously would love to see a Nuke-managed team.
100 losses - many of them forfeited for running out of players since he'd plunk every batter anytime there was a perceived wrongdoing to his team. He would only manage 1/3 of the games to the end too because he would need to show how much of a man he is by kicking dirt on the umpire every time there was a borderline call.
Basically, not much actual baseball managing. Think Bannister but worse.
I'd basically be Bobby Cox. Get tossed a bunch, be crotchety, and win some pennants. Ultimately, however I would never win a WS due to incredibly questionable BAS decisions that would get made.
Also, I'd make it cool again to drink and smoke stogies in the dugout.