quote:Agreed.
HOWEVER calling the LAstros our big brother is so laughable.
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quote:Due to a few super rich neighborhoods in North DFW, people from Dallas get a wrap for being snobby *******s which Houston fans love to use for a reason to hate us. Personally I think that's funny since places like Katy and The Woodlands are just as wealthy.
I don't really get the whole Houston vs DFW hate. Cowboys and Oilers were never really rivals. Rangers and Astros are just now playing their first relevant games against each other. I am not from either city and have had mixed loyalties in the past (Oilers/Rangers fan, but now my NFL fandom goes where Johnny goes), so maybe I'm just missing something that you have to be a resident to see.
As for Rangers vs Astros trash talk about team history, it's really just laughable. They have a combined 12 division titles, 3 pennants, and a total of 4 WS wins. To say one is historically better than the other is silly. Neither have had much of a history.
The biggest thing I noticed was that growing up in Dallas no one had any animosity towards Houston. Mavs fans don't like the Rockets but it never went much farther than that. It wasn't until I came to College Station permanently for school that I realized how much Houston dislikes DFW. Just read through the Astros season thread and you'll see tons of posts like "time to kick the **** out of this dirty dallas trash" with tons of blue stars. Honestly it's kinda weird.
quote:Ass beating? Y'all got outscored by more runs in the 2011 World Series including a 16-7 schelacking in Game 3 than the Astros in the 2005 World Series.
LAstros have won 3 playoff series in their history, including an ass beating in the World Series.
Rangers have won 4.
Both historically suck yes, and this thread is for this series/season and the Rangers are smashing the LAstros face in.
HOWEVER calling the LAstros our big brother is so laughable.
One word for you
Swept.
I fail to see how runs matter when you're comparing being swept to losing the overall run total in general.
Swept.
I fail to see how runs matter when you're comparing being swept to losing the overall run total in general.
quote:We were within a couple of outs of winning some games. Much like y'all jack off about being within a couple of strikes of winning a series.
One word for you
Swept.
I fail to see how runs matter when you're comparing being swept to losing the overall run total in general.
Y'all I swear I can't make this stuff up. I'm walking around campus and Kyle Field is playing music. They've been doing this all week I assume to test the sound system after all of the negative reviews after the weekend. All of a sudden they start playing audio clips of the Rangers PA announcer talking about the Ballpark in Arlington and special Rangers deals. Even an hour from Houston people don't care about the Astros.
quote:quote:Due to a few super rich neighborhoods in North DFW, people from Dallas get a wrap for being snobby *******s which Houston fans love to use for a reason to hate us. Personally I think that's funny since places like Katy and The Woodlands are just as wealthy.
I don't really get the whole Houston vs DFW hate. Cowboys and Oilers were never really rivals. Rangers and Astros are just now playing their first relevant games against each other. I am not from either city and have had mixed loyalties in the past (Oilers/Rangers fan, but now my NFL fandom goes where Johnny goes), so maybe I'm just missing something that you have to be a resident to see.
As for Rangers vs Astros trash talk about team history, it's really just laughable. They have a combined 12 division titles, 3 pennants, and a total of 4 WS wins. To say one is historically better than the other is silly. Neither have had much of a history.
The biggest thing I noticed was that growing up in Dallas no one had any animosity towards Houston. Mavs fans don't like the Rockets but it never went much farther than that. It wasn't until I came to College Station permanently for school that I realized how much Houston dislikes DFW. Just read through the Astros season thread and you'll see tons of posts like "time to kick the **** out of this dirty dallas trash" with tons of blue stars. Honestly it's kinda weird.
Bold the section about people from Houston hate Dallas. I never knew people from Houston hated Dallas until I went to college.
I am the same way and a lot of my roommates were from Houston too and they're friends and they're friends...and so on and so on and son. So you obviously would hear a lot of it a lot of time and it's just...ridiculous.
Game on, let the insults and incorrect facts fly.
What the eff blue. Horrible balls and strikes for both teams throughout this series.
Was that the t.u offense batting first... 3 n out.
Irving police need to arrest the Astro pitcher for a potential bomb, not a 9th grade kid.
EDIT: And speaking of bombs... Whats up NAPOLI
Irving police need to arrest the Astro pitcher for a potential bomb, not a 9th grade kid.
EDIT: And speaking of bombs... Whats up NAPOLI
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
quote:
Rangers want nothing to do with Keuchel
Bump
POW POW POW POW
HEY Keuchel!!!
Oops
quote:quote:
Rangers want nothing to do with Keuchel
Bump
Pow pow
HEY Keuchel!!!
Our midget is stronger than yours... ODOR with the HR
quote:quote:
Rangers want nothing to do with Keuchel
Bump
Absolutely. Planning on running him early
This is fun, we should do this more often
I LOVE PLAYING THE ASTROS. FREE WINS.
Well at least that way the Astros infielders can't complain about Odor sliding into second base and Keuchel can't complain about him taking too long in the box.
Send these chumps home, they aren't ready for prime time.
Send these chumps home, they aren't ready for prime time.
LOL
OLE DALLAS KEUCHEL GETTING DOMINATED
Wooo pig shi tty
OLE DALLAS KEUCHEL GETTING DOMINATED
Wooo pig shi tty
Well... Keuchel barely made it out of the first inning... 17 game winner? Was he playing Baylor's schedule?
Good news for Houston fans....you just freed up an evening to spend time with the family. . .maybe go out for a nice dinner. . .catch up on some of that backlog on the ole DVR?
quote:LOL Busby said it best "Welcome to September" ... just left off *****es at the end
Well at least that way the Astros infielders can't complain about Odor sliding into second base and Keuchel can't complain about him taking too long in the box.
Send these chumps home, they aren't ready for prime time.
quote:Maybe that strategy will work for the Astros....throw while our batters AREN'T in the box.quote:quote:
Rangers want nothing to do with Keuchel
Bump
"Hou...errr Dallas, We have a problem"
Don't matter. Houston will still win the division.
I hate all you MFers
Just sayin...
Just sayin...
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