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HOU@TEX Trash Talking Thread
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Last: 4 yr ago by Charlie Conway
quote:quote:quote:No, you're just sad.
I'm wearing my first place cargo shorts right now. It's sad you lose to fans like me.
I'm sad your minor league team isn't still in the National league so I can root for them. Instead the Rangers are going to have to treat you like the Clippers did this year and send you home crying to your partner.
Knew I should've checked the scoreboard. Guess I have to shut up until tonight, damn you Rockets!
quote:quote:Like I said before. You measure against us. We measure against everyone else.
Cowboys went 5-3 against the Oilers
Cowboys are 3-1 against the Texans
Rangers are 76-47 against the Astros
Astros have won 4 of the 15 season series
Since 2000
Mavs are 40-19 against the Rockets, 79-84 all time
8-8 in the playoffs, Mavs 2-1 in playoff series
Dallas FC is 10-10-7 against the Dynamo
The Nelson and Colonial >>>>>>>>>>>>>> SHO
How little brother of you.
If you measure against everyone else, but you rank below us in all these categories, how does that improve things? That you're better than Cleveland?
quote:I'll type s l o w l yquote:quote:Like I said before. You measure against us. We measure against everyone else.
Cowboys went 5-3 against the Oilers
Cowboys are 3-1 against the Texans
Rangers are 76-47 against the Astros
Astros have won 4 of the 15 season series
Since 2000
Mavs are 40-19 against the Rockets, 79-84 all time
8-8 in the playoffs, Mavs 2-1 in playoff series
Dallas FC is 10-10-7 against the Dynamo
The Nelson and Colonial >>>>>>>>>>>>>> SHO
How little brother of you.
If you measure against everyone else, but you rank below us in all these categories, how does that improve things? That you're better than Cleveland?
If the Astros go 143-19, but 0-19 vs the Rangers and the Rangers go 19-143 , but 19-0 vs the Astros do you think a single person in Houston is going to give a damn? Not a one. But you better believe every Ranger fan (all 34 of them) will be beating their chest about beating big bro.
Whatever you need to tell yourself when you're watching October baseball as a neutral observer.
quote:I'm glad y'all were able to experience what it feels like to be in first place for a little while. It's made this board a little more interesting now that a lot of yall have come out from hiding.
Whatever you need to tell yourself when you're watching October baseball as a neutral observer.
But Keuchel is going to remind y'all of your role in this state tonight, so I hope you enjoyed it while it lasted
Rangers want nothing to do with Keuchel
Just compare the Mavs/Rockets from the past 20 years lol and you'll be fine next time
Did you just call the usual LAstros, the big bro to the Rangers?
LOL BRO C'MON MAN
LOL BRO C'MON MAN
Other than population, how the hell is DFW considered little bro to Houston?
At best Houston is the twin born with a lack of oxygen and developmental issues after brother Dallas arrived.
At best Houston is the twin born with a lack of oxygen and developmental issues after brother Dallas arrived.
quote:If we limiting it to sports then 2 of the 3 big 3 are better in Houston.
Other than population, how the hell is DFW considered little bro to Houston?
At best Houston is the twin born with a lack of oxygen and developmental issues after brother Dallas arrived.
quote:quote:If we limiting it to sports then 2 of the 3 big 3 are better in Houston.
Other than population, how the hell is DFW considered little bro to Houston?
At best Houston is the twin born with a lack of oxygen and developmental issues after brother Dallas arrived.
How the hell do you figure that?
And DFW is bigger than Houston.
quote:not as of right this second.quote:If we limiting it to sports then 2 of the 3 big 3 are better in Houston.
Other than population, how the hell is DFW considered little bro to Houston?
At best Houston is the twin born with a lack of oxygen and developmental issues after brother Dallas arrived.
quote:Cowboys are the premier franchise in sports with the most seen/heard ownerquote:If we limiting it to sports then 2 of the 3 big 3 are better in Houston.
Other than population, how the hell is DFW considered little bro to Houston?
At best Houston is the twin born with a lack of oxygen and developmental issues after brother Dallas arrived.
The Rangers just took first place, and have more WS appearances in half the time
The Mavs have won a more recent championship, though less overall, but Cuban is everywhere
Worldwide, when people think texas town, they think Dallas. From the TV show, to the porn movie (Debbie), to the glitz and glamour of non rap celebrity, it's all Dallas. Congrats on Slim Thug and Destinys Child. I'm sure it's worth the Katrina cast offs, relentless humidity, and overall sh]ttyness of a city. Parade that foreign car through the streets of 3rd Ward
What? We(Dallas/Fw) are better in baseball and football. It's about even in basketball and soccer.
People actually think the Mavs & Rangers are better than the Rockets & Astros?
I don't claim Rockets or Astros to be an all time great franchise, but it isn't close. They're ahead of the Mavs & Rangers without much discussion unless you want to point to a smaller window.
I don't claim Rockets or Astros to be an all time great franchise, but it isn't close. They're ahead of the Mavs & Rangers without much discussion unless you want to point to a smaller window.
Houston did give us this though
You clearly are a moron and the so called experts like Olney and others disagree with you. Rangers are now the favorites to get to the world series with Tulo hurt.
quote:Arlington Population <400 Kquote:quote:If we limiting it to sports then 2 of the 3 big 3 are better in Houston.
Other than population, how the hell is DFW considered little bro to Houston?
At best Houston is the twin born with a lack of oxygen and developmental issues after brother Dallas arrived.
How the hell do you figure that?
And DFW is bigger than Houston.
Houston Population ~2.2 M
These spewston dip****s are worse at talking noise than the disastros are at playing ball
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These spewston dip****s are worse at talking noise than the disastros are at playing ball
As a Dallas fan you can do better than this.
This whole thread is highly entertaining.
quote:How quickly you relevant since only 2011 Rangers fans forget. We may have finished last 3 years in a row, but that pales in comparison to your 2000-2007 stretch with 5 last place finishes and 3 second to last place finishes. Not even the Astros can claim such a stretch in their history and that includes the growing pains of the 60s that y'all didn't go through as y'all conveniently disavow any association with the Senators.
Did you just call the usual LAstros, the big bro to the Rangers?
LOL BRO C'MON MAN
LOL how many years did it take for Rangers to win a playoff game?????
Ranger fans are so delusional like the Yankees with none of the Hardware.
Ranger fans are so delusional like the Yankees with none of the Hardware.
How many years will it take for the disastros to win just 1 world series game? Will it happen in your lifetime?
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How many years will it take for the disastros to win just 1 world series game? Will it happen in your lifetime?
It took the Rangers 24 years to win one playoff game!!
Nice Franchise you have there!
How many more chances do the Rangers need to get a third strike to win a world series?
Houston wasn't just last 3 years in a row. It put up the 2nd worst stretch of baseball in all of MLB since before WWII.
By the way, while we're keeping score on who has the better fans, all but one of those 2000-2009 Ranger teams outdrew this year's Astros team attendance-wise. The only one that didn't was the last place 2003 team, which was still within a couple of hundred fans per game of what this Houston team is drawing.
That said, I guess I can't call Houston bandwagon fans. No one even jumps on when they are winning. There is no wagon.
By the way, while we're keeping score on who has the better fans, all but one of those 2000-2009 Ranger teams outdrew this year's Astros team attendance-wise. The only one that didn't was the last place 2003 team, which was still within a couple of hundred fans per game of what this Houston team is drawing.
That said, I guess I can't call Houston bandwagon fans. No one even jumps on when they are winning. There is no wagon.
My favorite Ranger memory.
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WHY ARE WE COMPARING FRANCHISES WE BOTH HISTORICALLY SUCK. It's like having a dick measuring contest with 3 inch dongs. Keep the trashtalk to this series/season
quote:yet still has a betting winning pct than the rangerettes.
Houston wasn't just last 3 years in a row. It put up the 2nd worst stretch of baseball in all of MLB since before WWII.
quote:I never claimed we had better fans, I just claimed that the Ranger fans on this board are lacking. I attended games all the time during that 3 year stretch; I did my part.
Houston wasn't just last 3 years in a row. It put up the 2nd worst stretch of baseball in all of MLB since before WWII.
By the way, while we're keeping score on who has the better fans, all but one of those 2000-2009 Ranger teams outdrew this year's Astros team attendance-wise. The only one that didn't was the last place 2003 team, which was still within a couple of hundred fans per game of what this Houston team is drawing.
That said, I guess I can't call Houston bandwagon fans. No one even jumps on when they are winning. There is no wagon.
I don't really get the whole Houston vs DFW hate. Cowboys and Oilers were never really rivals. Rangers and Astros are just now playing their first relevant games against each other. I am not from either city and have had mixed loyalties in the past (Oilers/Rangers fan, but now my NFL fandom goes where Johnny goes), so maybe I'm just missing something that you have to be a resident to see.
As for Rangers vs Astros trash talk about team history, it's really just laughable. They have a combined 12 division titles, 3 pennants, and a total of 4 WS wins. To say one is historically better than the other is silly. Neither have had much of a history.
As for Rangers vs Astros trash talk about team history, it's really just laughable. They have a combined 12 division titles, 3 pennants, and a total of 4 WS wins. To say one is historically better than the other is silly. Neither have had much of a history.
LAstros have won 3 playoff series in their history, including an ass beating in the World Series.
Rangers have won 4.
Both historically suck yes, and this thread is for this series/season and the Rangers are smashing the LAstros face in.
HOWEVER calling the LAstros our big brother is so laughable.
Rangers have won 4.
Both historically suck yes, and this thread is for this series/season and the Rangers are smashing the LAstros face in.
HOWEVER calling the LAstros our big brother is so laughable.
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