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This is the Rockets shtick now?TexagChris17 said:
Have fun being swept
Guitarsoup said:
Playoff record of 32-39.
Here's my favorite MDA stat:
In his seven playoff appearances as a coach, he's been knocked out by Pop five times.
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May 11th, 2017
Dear Diary:
Today I lost to Gregg Popovich again. I hate his face. I see it everywhere. Before the game I swear he pointed to the scoresheet and it said "Rockets: DNP - D'Antoni". But when I looked again, there was nothing there... the same thing happened with James Harden all night.
At halftime I was trying to think of what to say, and Pop was sitting in the locker room making fun of my mustache. He was wearing only a towel, like he was in a sauna. He kept saying, "Are you a man or a potato chip?"
During a timeout I turned to Trevor and I saw Pop. He started lecturing me about peace in the Middle East. I said, "I don't know anything about the Gaza strip." Then Trevor started shaking me and said, "What should we do on this next trip?" I shouted, "We're not settling for a two-state solution! Just put the ball in the Netanyahu!"
I came home and Laurel was suddenly a 68-year-old bearded man. She said, "I'm going to use you up like a bar of soap until there's nothing left."
I don't know what to do.
M.D.
Guitarsoup said:
The Rockets have won 4 playoff series in the last 20 years.
The Spurs have won 7 playoff series in the last 4 years including completely dismantling the Heatles and breaking them up.
Know what it feels like to watch that? Oh, no. Because the Rockets haven't done that in your lifetime, class of 17.
There was no NBA team in New Orleans in any year I lived there. However, the Spurs were in San Antonio all 13 years I lived there. Obsession fail.03_Aggie said:Guitarsoup said:
The Rockets have won 4 playoff series in the last 20 years.
The Spurs have won 7 playoff series in the last 4 years including completely dismantling the Heatles and breaking them up.
Know what it feels like to watch that? Oh, no. Because the Rockets haven't done that in your lifetime, class of 17.
A lot of **** talking from someone whose home team is the pelicans and who probably has over 100 posts on the official rockets thread.
Guitarsoup said:
Most be really subtle since I don't say anything negative about the Rockets in this thread. I cheer for the Astros, Texans and Dynamo, too. Had season tickets to the
Stros when I was single and lived at the Rice.
When the Rockets close out the Spurs, I'll be cheering them in to sweep the Warriors. Nene-Draymond will be an epic matchup.
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Know what it feels like to watch that?