Bill:

I can't let this thread drop off the front page.

Is The going to play?

MTAggie
BQ '80

Bill,

Don't you know...Spike is now just a cur-dog Horshoe Bay resident.....he couldn't stand to live on the South Plains any longer.

ttt - best post of 2001!

PS - for those of you wanting this, your welcome.

This guy was one funny mutha, and reading it again I still laugh just as hard as I did the first time.

I'm bummed that K-State isn't on our schedule the next two years...

This thread is almost - I repeat - ALMOST as good as bluebell icecream...

I really, really like this thread.

Thanks BQ Mom for pulling it outta the archives.

Phil

I actually saw "Little Bill" at our last game. He came slithering into our Tailgate garbed in purple and white camo. Put a 40 lb. vacuum on one of our Modellos, became fully erected and scared the Hell out of our women and children. As we scurried off to the game LB was lying limp on the sidewalk uttering something that sounded like "Chrissie".

Bettah gimme a bucket... I'm gonna thowapp...

Love,
Mark

P.S.: Kansas isn't big enough for the both of us, Bill Snyder. Literally.

[This message has been edited by Mark Mangino (edited 6/28/2002).]

As requested.

Phil

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Classic!

Glad some of you remember this, I remember snorting coffee out my nose when reading this originally.

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That's right, mortal, there's nothing but a thin layer of gaberdeen protecting you and the rest of the world from "Little Bill."

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Classic.

[This message has been edited by Aston94 (edited 2/26/2003 4:31p).]

I haven't laughed this hard at work since... well... the 1st time I read this a couple of falls ago.

Priceless!

Can we get Coach Snyder to come back for a reprise of this post?


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Aggie Football... it's FRAN-tastic!!!

"Great necessities call out great virtues" -- Abigail Adams

unbelievable... this thread is classic!




The Difference Between The Liberal and Conservative "Debate" Over The War On Terrorism:

Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a .357 Magnum and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Liberal Answer: Well that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.

Conservative Answer: BANG!

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A big thanks to whoever brought this thread back. I laughed just as hard this time reading it as the first two times. Let's keep this thread alive in the hopes that Bill might once again bestow on us mortals his words of wisdom, or lunacy, depending on his medications.

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Those who have suffered a loss equal to that of a football game may ask me questions.
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Bill Snyder (ass clown):

I have suffered great loss, nothing was as agonizing as watching my Gamecocks get beaten by Vanderbilt two years in a row during a 21-game losing streak. During the 1998-99 seasons, I'm suprised your KSU *****cats scheduled Carolina for a quick, easy win.


THE COCKPIT, A FOWL PLACE TO PLAY

ttt..........because it's KSU week.

wow...what a classic!

Sheesh, for such a classic thread, how is it that it's only 3 pages long?


Thanks for ttt'ing this...should be required reading!

Die already!

jk, welcome back!

TY Stump!!!

"They had a job to do, and no one did it better. They were the 12th Man. They were Texas A&M. They became a legend."

OMG Seriously guys!? I was reading this and when I got to the part about losing to OU in the title game last year, I was like "WTF!?" and realized how old this is and how sad yet funny it is that this thread keeps getting revived....Jeez

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Bill is funny