This JUST IN... Martellus had originally donned his superman cape and was flying down to shoot bolts of lightning from his butt at the storm, but Andrew99 is correct that only Reggie can do this... and MB is smart enough to know he really can't do the lightning thing so he is going to push the hurricane down on the ground and step on it thereby eliminating all world hunger and the unbridled pursuit of large women.
Just curious, does the fish pond manager drive one of those tarp covered, three wheeled vehicles, and wears on off colored green kakhi uniforms? That might be a pretty cool position. I might take early retirement.
Yeah that Prosports guy should come back and see that there is an account named Fish Pond Manager (maybe the same guy!?) and that now the Fish Pond Manager is referrenced when any conspiracy theories are created about A&M ;p
Few know that after the constant hell that prosports caught after the original post on this thread, he changed his name to aggiegrant06. He surfaced in January of this year with some more insider info, but did not reference fish pond maintainer as his source in an attempt to avoid catching more hell. It didn't work...
Battered, beaten down, but unbowed, Aggiegrant aka prosports is rumoured to have been seen in Oklahoma,Graceland and Area 51. This giant of a man will only be found when he is needed to solve the next big mystery. Who will his next source be?
Sorry to bump a year old thread, but I was reminiscing about the Boman story and found this. I need to start hanging around this board. This is some amazing sh*t!