Ugly said:
If he ends up being held out due to injury, that is what? The fourth year in a row we have lost QB1 due to injury before starting SEC play? At this point, let's just start up a conspiracy competition on this site to see who can come up with something so ridiculous that not even Message Board Geniuses will repost it.
Too easy:
Find the person employed in the program who's been here the longest. That person is probably being paid to provide weed, booze, and partners to our athletes, signals to our opponents, and tips to law enforcement. It's probably a trusted trainer or custodian who remembers RC and has never forgiven us for running him off. Look for the one driving a Cybertruck this year after getting a new Tesla two years ago and a BMW two years before that.
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Hayek. Reagan. Bison.