Will Jimbo grace the cover this year?
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Last: 6 yr ago by APHIS AG
Yes.
The magazine will probably come up with something gay like a cover spread celebrating Texas high school coaches so they don't have to feature Jimbo.
That rag is useless. Not even soft enough to wipe my ass with. Too slick.
That rag is useless. Not even soft enough to wipe my ass with. Too slick.
No way would they honor the worst thing to happen to their beloved sips in years. They'd rather put some effeminate, mentally unstable freak show on the cover.
........oh wait, they ran out of those last year.
........oh wait, they ran out of those last year.
Pro-sip magazine/media will have it looking something like this again...
StickTogetherAgs said:
Pro-sip magazine/media will have it looking something like this again...
Can one of you guys photoshop this cover to include a dress on Tom Herman and add a headline that says that it is okay to wear a dress as a longhorn. #masculinUT
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dcbowers said:StickTogetherAgs said:
Pro-sip magazine/media will have it looking something like this again...
Can one of you guys photoshop this cover to include a dress on Tom Herman and add a headline that says that it is okay to wear a dress as a longhorn. #masculinUT
That probably sounded better in your head.
Yall must be upset because A&M is never featured exclusively on the Texas Football cover...
Wow, the consistently number one or number two football program in Texas has gotten featured 8 times in over 50 years.
You said something gay so how about the rapper & the bagman plus masculinetu!
I have the Kubiak and Sherrill magazinesChamp Bailey said:
Wow, the consistently number one or number two football program in Texas has gotten featured 8 times in over 50 years.
If sips get the cover when they get a new coach, then there's no reason why we shouldn't get the cover this year.
Some people worry about the most trivial of stuff...like mag covers...
Annual statement on DCTF:
DCTF is owned by the sips' PR firm (or something to that effect).
As much as people like to complain about how HS football in the state (of TX) fails to develop defensive talent, I'd like to suggest that DCTF may be complicit in this decline, with the specific purpose of undermining the Aggies' success in the SEC during our current decade(s) of pre-eminence over the sips.
Only one of the two above statements is materially paranoid.
DCTF is owned by the sips' PR firm (or something to that effect).
As much as people like to complain about how HS football in the state (of TX) fails to develop defensive talent, I'd like to suggest that DCTF may be complicit in this decline, with the specific purpose of undermining the Aggies' success in the SEC during our current decade(s) of pre-eminence over the sips.
Only one of the two above statements is materially paranoid.
As a kid I bought Dave Campbell's every year and read it like a stolen porno mag.
Then internet came along and begged the question "why spend $10 for blah magazine articles 4 month's out of date"?
So now I just read it in the checkout stand.
Then internet came along and begged the question "why spend $10 for blah magazine articles 4 month's out of date"?
So now I just read it in the checkout stand.
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I can & will guarantee that this year's cover will be A&M related.
I hope they put UTEP's marching band on the cover just so you morans get your panties bunched up.
Well, there IS ONE reason: It does not help sip recruiting for us to get the cover.StickTogetherAgs said:
If sips get the cover when they get a new coach, then there's no reason why we shouldn't get the cover this year.
If 8 is the line, somebody go count the tu only covers... I'd put my check on the over...Champ Bailey said:
Wow, the consistently number one or number two football program in Texas has gotten featured 8 times in over 50 years.
Fitzwilly said:If 8 is the line, somebody go count the tu only covers... I'd put my check on the over...Champ Bailey said:
Wow, the consistently number one or number two football program in Texas has gotten featured 8 times in over 50 years.
Both of you are idiots.
Johnny Boyziel 2 said:Fitzwilly said:If 8 is the line, somebody go count the tu only covers... I'd put my check on the over...Champ Bailey said:
Wow, the consistently number one or number two football program in Texas has gotten featured 8 times in over 50 years.
Both of you are idiots.
Well yeah, but what's your point?
Just out of curiosity, why is he writing backwards? If he was writing on something in front of him, wouldn't we see it backwards?StickTogetherAgs said:
Pro-sip magazine/media will have it looking something like this again...
Some get upset about results on the field, while others get upset about who is on the cover of a magazine
That's the look Tom gives you before he kisses you.
Oldfart2 said:Just out of curiosity, why is he writing backwards? If he was writing on something in front of him, wouldn't we see it backwards?StickTogetherAgs said:
Pro-sip magazine/media will have it looking something like this again...
You don't understand how masterminds work.
oldcrow91 said:Oldfart2 said:Just out of curiosity, why is he writing backwards? If he was writing on something in front of him, wouldn't we see it backwards?StickTogetherAgs said:
Pro-sip magazine/media will have it looking something like this again...
You don't understand how masterminds work.
Seriously. Ever heard of da Vinci? He wrote backwards too.
StickTogetherAgs said:
Pro-sip magazine/media will have it looking something like this again...
TexasAggiesWin said:
Some get upset about results on the field, while others get upset about who is on the cover of a magazine
To paraphrase someone who used to post here a lot before he got banned, many Zoo posters are not actually sports fans, they are simply fans of the color maroon. If something is printed in a color other than maroon, it is part of the burnt orange conspiracy.
A&M's been on the cover either exclusively or as part of a group over 20 times.Champ Bailey said:
Wow, the consistently number one or number two football program in Texas has gotten featured 8 times in over 50 years.
Here's a fun fact. From 1980 and 1993, the Texas Longhorns made the cover 2 times.
That was 1987 when David McWilliams got the head coaching gig and 1988 when Eric Metcalf shared the cover with Texas A&M's John Roper.
Texas A&M was on the cover 6 times in that time period.
Another fun fact: Last year's cover was the only Longhorn on the cover since Colt McCoy in 2009, save 2015 when they did a cover about the A&M-Texas rivalry game.
In between 2009 and 2017, A&M players were on 3 other covers. (2010, 2011, and 2013)
In between 2009 and 2017, A&M players were on 3 other covers. (2010, 2011, and 2013)
You're right, but we are talking about Hermanoldcrow91 said:Oldfart2 said:Just out of curiosity, why is he writing backwards? If he was writing on something in front of him, wouldn't we see it backwards?StickTogetherAgs said:
Pro-sip magazine/media will have it looking something like this again...
You don't understand how masterminds work.
Can you imagine how every OTHER school in Texas besides the sips and us feels about Texas Football?
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