Nichols - nope. Cupcake we should've won by 40. Fire Sumlin.
ULL - nope. See above.
Arky - nope. OT wins don't count. Arky is terrible. Coach is terrible. Fire Sumlin b/c he didn't try to win in regulation.
SC - nope. They're terrible, and we only won by 7.
Florida - nope. Winning with field goals and strong defense doesn't count, even on the road in the SEC, where the home team has won 85% of their games over 3 decades. Not enough offensive yards. Fire Sumlin.
So, moving forward?
MSU win? - Nope. They're garbage. Winning by less than 50 won't count.
Auburn win? - Nope. They're terrible b/c they lost to terrible LSU. Win won't count.
New Mexico? - Ha! Sumlin should be fired for scheduling them. Won't count.
LSU? - Nope. They lost to MSU and Troy, and their coach is Coach O, so winning won't count.
Bowl game? - Will probably be some garbage bowl, and not the playoff.
11 - 2. None of it counts. Fire Sumlin. Is that about right?
ULL - nope. See above.
Arky - nope. OT wins don't count. Arky is terrible. Coach is terrible. Fire Sumlin b/c he didn't try to win in regulation.
SC - nope. They're terrible, and we only won by 7.
Florida - nope. Winning with field goals and strong defense doesn't count, even on the road in the SEC, where the home team has won 85% of their games over 3 decades. Not enough offensive yards. Fire Sumlin.
So, moving forward?
MSU win? - Nope. They're garbage. Winning by less than 50 won't count.
Auburn win? - Nope. They're terrible b/c they lost to terrible LSU. Win won't count.
New Mexico? - Ha! Sumlin should be fired for scheduling them. Won't count.
LSU? - Nope. They lost to MSU and Troy, and their coach is Coach O, so winning won't count.
Bowl game? - Will probably be some garbage bowl, and not the playoff.
11 - 2. None of it counts. Fire Sumlin. Is that about right?