quote:Nah, that scar is from the butcher knife, following the "sloppy, slimy eggs"quote:quote:She looks like Kiffen's wife with some work done.
See a C section scar so we know she puts out. Just in case someone might question this.
Lane Kiffin about to get fired for sleeping with boosters wife
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Last: 9 yr ago by theycallmespork?!
Not that it would ever justify his messing around, but making it with his wife may have been like putting your dong through the freezer seal. May seem like a good idea at the time, work your ass off getting it through, only to find it cold and uncomfortable. Suddenly, she starts looking tall wide and boxy.
quote:wtf?
Not that it would ever justify his messing around, but making it with his wife may have been like putting your dong through the freezer seal. May seem like a good idea at the time, work your ass off getting it through, only to find it cold and uncomfortable. Suddenly, she starts looking tall wide and boxy.
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I would bang Kiffin's wife and send him the video. She's that hot.
I would set fire to and burn a major foreign city to the ground just for 35 seconds with kiffs wifey.
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Not that it would ever justify his messing around, but making it with his wife may have been like putting your dong through the freezer seal. May seem like a good idea at the time, work your ass off getting it through, only to find it cold and uncomfortable. Suddenly, she starts looking tall wide and boxy.
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Not that it would ever justify his messing around, but making it with his wife may have been like putting your dong through the freezer seal. May seem like a good idea at the time, work your ass off getting it through, only to find it cold and uncomfortable. Suddenly, she starts looking tall wide and boxy.
I had to re read this a few times. But now I get it. Bravo.
Remind me to never eat ice cream at ol sarge's house
None of this is true. Was fun though.
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None of this is true. Was fun though.
Not true, but in the world of football lore, it's going to live on just as if it were true.
Mark my words, people will be talking about Kiffin banging booster's wives, coaches daughters, homecoming queens, cheerleaders, etc., for years to come.
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It's almost like he just wanted to go back in a motorboat
FIFY