I don't think so Mr. Scientist

Now this thread here, this thread ****ing delivers.

Six sigma green belt

I've been wanting to go back to school for that. Getting out of the army in 6 months

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I've been wanting to go back to school for that. Getting out of the army in 6 months

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Drop me your email address, I can probably point you in the right direction - I teach this at USMA, and I did it originally because I had planned on getting out of the Army

Damn this is getting ridiculous. Get off liucci's back. For one thing, he's under pressure for 'scoop' when scoop is. NOT good for the program. The sooner we all learn to relax about it and debate our ideas maturely and understand that it is really analysis, mature debate, and non harmful information that makes a good tamu site, not 'scoop', the better off we will all be.

And for for the record, myself (and looch) included, TexAgs is always a venting mechanism for people, but wow, it is ugly these days and we should all pretend that our grandmothers and young daughters are going read our posts, and take a deep breath before hitting 'submit'.

My grandma is dead.

She's not reading anything jack wagon.

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From a six sigma perspective, this thread is needless waste and must be eliminated.

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I am a Six Sigma Master Black Belt and support this statement.

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TexAgs is always a venting mechanism for people, but wow, it is ugly these days

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The fran days were ugly like your moma. Nowadays, new army doesn't even know how to melt down properly.

What's Liucci's take on the new hire for the poors?

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Christmas for 25 mo

https://screen.yahoo.com/weekend-stefon-000000250.html

Rules of war didn't change just because we have guided missiles now.

Rules of business didn't change either. Looch you shouldn't be arguing with customers. There are some valid complaints in there. You run a great product but there is always room for improvement if you'll listen.

Vagrants who stand outside the 7-11 asking for money and yelling at everyone are not customers.

What a pathetic mess this forum has devolved into.

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Vagrants who stand outside the 7-11 asking for money and yelling at everyone are not customers.

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Holy ****! Mic Drop, lock thread.

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What I do feel confident in saying though is that I trust this site more than any other to not make sh** up like other sites do. They are careful, cautious, and conservative with the things they are putting out there and a lot of us appreciate that.

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This website just hired the "inside guy" from one of those "other sites". That pretty much kills your argument

Oh, and banning customers who disagree with you is weak. Intelligent, confiden people welcome disagreement... especially when that disagreement comes from paying customers

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No one has ever been banned by me for disagreeing. Biggest myth out there but I can't convince you otherwise because your mind is clearly made up despite the fact that you are completely wrong in your assumption. It's all about being a respectful guest in the forums...especially premium.

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I'm one of those paying customers I was referencing, and your response to me is one of those thin-skinned, petulant responses other people were referencing. Try this:

I'm sorry you are unhappy with the product I am marketing. While I attempt to provide good service to everyone, please understand that I take my job seriously and I take jabs at my professionalism personally.

That's how an adult "business owner" would respond to hundreds of his customers all saying the same thing

Use the Lean/Six Sigma approach. Before firing off at your customers just so you can get the last word, ask yourself, "Does this add value to my customers and therefore my business?" If the answer is no (it is), then just don't type that angry response

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You really seem like that guy who honestly believes he has it all figured out and everyone else's approach is wrong. No one likes that guy. No one likes listening to his 'I'm going to tell you how it's done because I'm the smartest guy in the room' brag disguised as helpful advice.

I'm not perfect. Don't pretend to be. Never have. Never will. I also obviously don't subscribe to the Lean/Six Sigma approach. Perfection is tough to achieve and I'm clearly not nearly as business savvy as you are. I'm pretty sure this Six Sigma thing doesn't account for customers like the dysfunctional family we have here. I'm confident in saying this is uncharted territory for the experts doling out the advice and formulas that you've built your 'adult business' upon.

Keep fighting the good fight, maybe one day you'll change me and I'll go to one of your leadership workshops or subscribe to one of your theories and implement it in the workplace.

Until then, thank you for your advice and Merry Christmas! For your present, I'm giving you the above response so you can reply with a big old "I told you so" or "This is exactly what I'm talking about."

Sorry, I'm not going to sit here and have you try to explain to me why I'm not acting 'adult' enough for you on this site and how I need to run my business without responding and, like you seem to have no problem with, letting you know exactly what I think.

Seriously, enjoy the Holidays and I hope you have a wonderful Christmas with your family. If you want to get me a gift, send me more of Motorola's 'Lean/Six Sigma' literature. My e-mail is billy@texags.com.

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Billy, I knew you when you were jumping inside of the football player's jocks while living at the University Tower. Your response was uncalled for and pathetic. The six sigma approach can be adapted to ant business model. Why not educate yourself on this? Also, you don't fight dysfunction with more dysfunction, you fight it with rational thought and responses or by ignoring the demands of the "child" acting childish (not childlike). I'm sure the holiday stress is getting to you. Why not take some time to relax and calm down?

If you think this thread is bad, you should have seen the one yesterday that has now been erased.

Next up on this declining thread, we'll be told we are un-American for not following the code of public forum posting. Don't you all realize every potential recruit in the country gets their insider news from The Zoo? They don't speak with their respective coaching contact for clarity.

97 you need to EAD.

wow....what's going to happen to this place IF Looch reports that Sumlin is heading to the NFL on Tuesday.

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Vagrants who stand outside the 7-11 asking for money and yelling at everyone are not customers.

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97 needs a swift kick in the nuts. Billy nailed it. You are "that guy".

Do vagrants generate revenue for the 7-11 with every panhandling request?

Because even the lowliest zoo poster helps generate ad revenue for the site every time they visit.

I'm here for the gang bang

If this forum is the only forum you can see, I don't know why anyone would spend time on TexAgs. What a parade of stupidity over here.

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Vagrants who stand outside the 7-11 asking for money and yelling at everyone are not customers.

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@CDub: Your face is a parade of stupidity.

You know what. Merry Christmas to you. I hope it was a pleasant holiday for you and your family.

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The six sigma approach can be adapted to ant business model. Why not educate yourself on this?

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My main experience with Six Sigma mostly buried a Tech company out of business. The approach took otherwise productive people who contributed to the success of developing the path forward and put them in positions of judgment and authority with no real contribution.

Once in effect, all productivity ground to a halt and everyone else went into a preservation protectionist mode.

For manufacturing, I'm sure Six Sigma has a place... in technology?! I'm not convinced it is helpful. I am convinced it is a good path for ruin in Technology.

Lol at the Sigma 6 ref. Glad Texags is busy doing real journalistic work rather than worshiping the latest middle mgmt bull crap.

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You know what. Merry Christmas to you. I hope it was a pleasant holiday for you and your family.

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Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.

Posters who have a problem with Billy can find some other place to go.

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Vagrants who stand outside the 7-11 asking for money and yelling at everyone are not customers.

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Vagrants who stand outside the 7-11 asking for money and yelling at everyone are not customers.

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True, but on the interwebz your customer is anyone who you want to click on your site. All those advertisements you see aren't because of the few people who have stars.