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Dentist: "Damn Looch, getting the name of the new DC outa you is like............................pulling teeth. OK this time, no pain killers. I have vays off makingk you tock!"

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Dentist: "Is it safe?"

LOL!

POTD

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Perfect post

If I could embed images I would stack a page full of these gifs again

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Wow. That was a lot of scrolling on my phone.

I think you have me arthritis.

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What I do feel confident in saying though is that I trust this site more than any other to not make sh** up like other sites do. They are careful, cautious, and conservative with the things they are putting out there and a lot of us appreciate that.

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This website just hired the "inside guy" from one of those "other sites". That pretty much kills your argument

Oh, and banning customers who disagree with you is weak. Intelligent, confiden people welcome disagreement... especially when that disagreement comes from paying customers

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No one has ever been banned by me for disagreeing. Biggest myth out there but I can't convince you otherwise because your mind is clearly made up despite the fact that you are completely wrong in your assumption. It's all about being a respectful guest in the forums...especially premium.

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I'm one of those paying customers I was referencing, and your response to me is one of those thin-skinned, petulant responses other people were referencing. Try this:

I'm sorry you are unhappy with the product I am marketing. While I attempt to provide good service to everyone, please understand that I take my job seriously and I take jabs at my professionalism personally.

That's how an adult "business owner" would respond to hundreds of his customers all saying the same thing

Use the Lean/Six Sigma approach. Before firing off at your customers just so you can get the last word, ask yourself, "Does this add value to my customers and therefore my business?" If the answer is no (it is), then just don't type that angry response

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You really seem like that guy who honestly believes he has it all figured out and everyone else's approach is wrong. No one likes that guy. No one likes listening to his 'I'm going to tell you how it's done because I'm the smartest guy in the room' brag disguised as helpful advice.

I'm not perfect. Don't pretend to be. Never have. Never will. I also obviously don't subscribe to the Lean/Six Sigma approach. Perfection is tough to achieve and I'm clearly not nearly as business savvy as you are. I'm pretty sure this Six Sigma thing doesn't account for customers like the dysfunctional family we have here. I'm confident in saying this is uncharted territory for the experts doling out the advice and formulas that you've built your 'adult business' upon.

Keep fighting the good fight, maybe one day you'll change me and I'll go to one of your leadership workshops or subscribe to one of your theories and implement it in the workplace.

Until then, thank you for your advice and Merry Christmas! For your present, I'm giving you the above response so you can reply with a big old "I told you so" or "This is exactly what I'm talking about."

Sorry, I'm not going to sit here and have you try to explain to me why I'm not acting 'adult' enough for you on this site and how I need to run my business without responding and, like you seem to have no problem with, letting you know exactly what I think.

Seriously, enjoy the Holidays and I hope you have a wonderful Christmas with your family. If you want to get me a gift, send me more of Motorola's 'Lean/Six Sigma' literature. My e-mail is billy@texags.com.

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Billy, I knew you when you were jumping inside of the football player's jocks while living at the University Tower. Your response was uncalled for and pathetic. The six sigma approach can be adapted to ant business model. Why not educate yourself on this? Also, you don't fight dysfunction with more dysfunction, you fight it with rational thought and responses or by ignoring the demands of the "child" acting childish (not childlike). I'm sure the holiday stress is getting to you. Why not take some time to relax and calm down?

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You lost me in your first sentence. Does your 'six sigma' approach recommend opening a statement in which you've determined - from whatever you believe you know/knew about me 20 years ago - that I am stressed and need time to 'calm down' with a ridiculous insult? Doesn't seem like the proper approach, but what the hell do I know, right? Look, I have no idea who you are but you sure seem to know a lot about me. That's great if you want to think that way but keep your ridiculous personal shots to yourself over the Christmas holiday and consider the fact that maybe it's folks like you who need to calm down a little bit.

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I'm not the business owner in this scenario. But if I responded to my customers the way you do, then it only adds to the dysfunction. I can tell you are stressed by your responses; irrational, illogical, immature, and defensive. Twenty years have passed and you're still the same immature freshman. Grow up buddy.

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This 97 asshat has a long way to go. He is bragging about his dorky six sigma crap that's day has come and gone. Your decade late dumbass! Your also binding behind a fake name while calling out a guy that uses his real name. What an idiot. Looch runs a successful business and your wasting your money o. A marketing scam. LOL at six sigma.

Any of y'all heard from Looch lately? Can the zoo confirm if he was/is at Johnny's party?

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Wow. That was a lot of scrolling on my phone.

I think you have epilepsy.

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